How do I get a girlfriend Sup Forums?

How do I get a girlfriend Sup Forums?

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idk it seems like the only way in america is by pretending that ypu can tolerate the presence of blacks...

I live in the ghetto dude

Because I was born with a deformed dick, and thus I was not meant to experience love.

Don't put women on a pedestal. Treat them as equals. Use "ladies" instead of "bitches" and "women" instead of "girls". Act as though you have equal or greater social status. Be respectful but not a pushover. Stand your ground. Be calm, cool and collected. Act as though you have other options. Fake confidence but don't be cocky. Don't talk shit about other guys because it will make you look insecure. Don't brag about sexual exploits or talent.

Ironically I am this guy...
Fuck me

That's pretty faggy, user.

I've had girls that told me I'm a wonderful guy and she told me that if other girls knew me better they would think the same. So be yourself, don't hide your personality and don't lie. If you open up you might get e surprise ;)

>Be born a woman
>Be a lesbian

Once again
Already do that

Fuck :c

Just be a decent dude but don't take shit. Jesus, it's not hard faggots.

Because she left a long time ago, and nothing has been able to fill the hole she left behind...

What's the difference between being decent and not taking shit?

Small dick cause shit genetics.
Have legitimate health issues that makes it next to impossible to get fit.
Zero self confidant.
Virgin at 24 and i can't see it changing anytime soon.

I am that fucking guy
im lonley as shit though
it fucking sucks

my entire life I have 1 ex,
and even she wanted to stay with me
anf yet I'm fucking lonely as hell year after year

Because I'm fucked in the head.

I worry about my mental well-being constantly and I wouldn't want to bring down another person while I can't take care of myself.

I have a wife. Got lucky with her too

I'm too young to die old alone.

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Op here
Trust me
I know that feel
It's hell to have that feeling

But life moves forward and you need to move on

how so?

1. Be good looking

2. Get girlfriend

3. ????

4. PROFIT!

You two should probably spend as much time as possible in bars.

You get a girlfriend by taking charge and striving to get what you want, like Hitler did. Women literally threw themselves at him. He was a sexual god. Women committed suicide rather than be without him. You have to be that alpha.

3. Make porn

Profit?

I don't think so.

>He was a sexual god. Women committed suicide rather than be without him. You have to be that alpha.

Is this true?

Because I work to much and lack social constructs

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You should work less.

You don't

Learn scam skills
helped me

>1/ Make yourself useful
>2/ dont sell yourself short

>Look. at this offers, guys!!

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Bragging's fine if deserved
Swinging the big ole dick works
Yeah cunts resent it but they also want it

No
His body language clearly indicates a very submissive guy

Doubt.

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