You just swapped genders. How long will it take before you masturbate...

You just swapped genders. How long will it take before you masturbate? Will you be like every normal human and do it instantly, or will you try and pretend to be civil and hold out?

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Most likely I'd want to masturbate immediately, but I'll probably wind up getting a headache and start complaining to the nearest man about it.

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A week or so maybe.

I'll be crouched in front of a mirror in seconds trying to stuff everything up me.

I'd miss my penis big time but would definitely have fun with my brand new titties and flappy bits.

lol

I think id be too busy going in public and farting as loud as possible

>my brand new titties and flappy bits.
Statistically speaking your brand new titties WILL be your flappy bits

I just go out and get as much dick as i can

>my. first time... when see a glitch

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That's pretty gay.

I think I'd try out all the girly clothes available to me first, see how I looked in a cute dress and heels

Can someone explain this stupid meme? Do people even wear watches anymore?

I'd have to get fucked so I could compare if better for a man or woman.
So would probably just walk up to a random dude in the street and tell him to pound me. Because as a guy, I know how much joy the offer of spontaneous no strings sex with a stranger would bring him.

>never seen a vagina

I mean, I'll hold it until I can get some privacy but that's it.

what statistics are these bro

Instantly masturbate, no shame. I want to know why men think with their dicks so much hahaha must be bloody good

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it depends do i look like yolandi or amber lynn reid if yolandi right away for the next 60 hours if amber lynn reid im going to need some heavy duty rope to hang myself

this pic is yolandi

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this is amber

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So. I have tits, a cock, and estrogen in my system right now. Would this just give me a cunt, or would it get rid of my tits and switch my hormones back?

Hopefully it would just kill your degenerate ass.

You sound like a god damn mess. Sort your life out mate. Read your post 3 times and I have no fucking idea what you're on about.

It's ok, I reckon you'll look like yourself but a hot female kinda version. You would be impressed mate.

>hot female kind of version

i would have to be a hot male kind of version for that to happen

a man loses like every vitamin and mineral hes ever consumed with one fap

if i was a chick i would cum at least 12 times a day

dont tell me you actually believe this bullshit

I believe you mister trip!

A girl can dream

I really didn't think the wording was that confusing. I'm saying that right now I have a penis, I have breasts, and my hormone levels are similar to most women (I probably have lower testosterone levels and higher estrogen levels). I'm wondering what effect the gender change would have on me. Would it just switch my penis to a vagina and leave everything else or would it reverse everything?

so you are a mentally ill male with tits?

ur the same fucking retard telling me cannabis is in anyway shape or form bad for me

no cannibus is fine so long as its not laced

Fucking do it now! First time to see real tits!

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hur hur hur

oh in that case jack on

First time I've ever seen someone mention a member of Die Antwoord.

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i'd try to find the biggest phallic object and plug it into me
also, i'd try to have something in me while walking the city
and i'd love to feel something spill lots of liquid in me

That kind of just implies I'm a guy that got breast implants. My tits are grown naturally as a result of hormones, and hrt has had every other feminizing effect that it's has.

No civil
I'd scratch tf out of it. No more repressed slut, full on whore

so you are a mentally ill male pumped full of the wrong hormones with mosquioto bite tits?

got it

are you kidding? id find a group of guys and get gangbanged

enjoy not knowing who the father is

Mosquito bites lol

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cant get pregnant from anal

>checkmate

You don't have to be a girl to do that

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I'm pretty certain, truly, that if I just magically swapped genders I'd freak the fuck out, blow my cover "What are the rules?" and get sent to rehab. I'd believe I'm insane and was never a dude. My life would just be a constant mind-fuckery.

So probably wait 15 minutes or so.

oh im sorry i should have said overfilled balloons

you speak like you will have any control over it

you fuckin new?

I'd do it instantly. Then I'd hit the bars, and look for some hot lesbian sluts.

Good effort. It's physically impossible to make me feel bad about my tits lol. They look great and I know it.

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>mishapen
>massive pepperoni nipples
>only around a b cup
>nipples probably feel nothing so not even fun to play with

>You)

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>anons discussing why his nipples are nice or not
>Sup Forums

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>random dude's like hell yeah
>you go into some filthy public bathroom
>the guy grabs you and takes out a festering with STDs half an inch long crooked penis, trying to mouth fuck you
>turns out he's a soft skinny fat faggot too
>you puke
>he's still trying to save the day
>turns you around and pounds you doggystyle while awkwardly reaching for your tits
>doesn't pull out and you were too dumb to bring a condom
>"What the fuck is wrong with you?" - you say, disgruntled
>the guy doesn't even answer, buckles his pants and runs out
>yfw your clothes are now drenched with his sweat and cum
>yfw you got aids
>yfw you got pregnant with a retard's genes
>yfw you now won't even be competent enough to kill yourself

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I'll still be bisexual.

Pretty much after the initial shock. Why waste an opportunity?

If I would turn into a hot woman then first I would probably start an alt-right youtube channel.

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Probably, or maybe something else, faggot

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I'd cut off my cock two seconds before the change happened and then fuck myself with it as soon as I swapped.

>>yfw you now won't even be competent enough to kill yourself
Because he's a woman/attention whore now, right? Haha, I got it!

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>You just swapped genders. How long will it take before you masturbate?
I now have a hole between my legs, weirdly distributed fatty tissues and two udders. I'm mentally troubled and prone to irrational thoughts and actions. I have no time to masturbate but must find people to make responsible for my terrible life choices and will manage to cry for the most petty reasons. oh and gender gap is real.

>instantly
this. then i'd use my newfound girl body like every other girl does

1. be girl
2. not interested in anything except money
3. ?????
4. profit, as defined by how much money i can scam some poor stupid guy out of

Just statistics, no need to feel insecure.

>yfw you got pregnant with a retard's genes
>pregnant from a single time, one nut only intercourse

virgin detected

Right away obviously, gotta feel and know what the opposite gender feels like

What the fuck are you on about?

Immediately

Getting a woman preggo is not that easy user

This is exactly how it works you fucking brainlet, how else do you think war-time rapes would leave a genetic impact on populations?

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I do while I'm at work since we have to log downtime, and it's a lot easier than having to dig my phone out any time I need to check the time. This guy is just a grade A tard though.

If I was Yolandi I'd get a mic and start masturbating while recording... for 60 hrs straight

Instantly, then find some hot lesbian chicks and bang them

If you swapped genders you'd like men. Don't try to deny it.