Laying in hospital with penis fracture

Laying in hospital with penis fracture

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What happened?
Is your benis going to make it?

that sucks man
get well soon

Ouch man.
I wish you a speedy full recovery.

Slipped out of my girlfriend and pushed too hard on my way back in with wrong angle

Damn OP, your cock look like he's more of a beer bong champion than you!

LOL

student medfag here, I'm curious, never saw how it look like, pic ?

Ow...ow....why would you show picture? Now my dick feels broken.

Directly afterwards

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Abandon thread. Fuck . No

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Hahahahahahahahaha

No bro. How the fucking fuck did you managed that?

thanks Sup Forums

This happened to me a few years ago, couldn't get a boner for like 2months. Cum buckets once I could wank though.

No. No. How you why you shit

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Was a little drunk and forced my way in the kush. But i didn't hit the soft center. More the area between puss and leg. It snapped upwards with a sound from a whiplash and the errection was emediatly gone and nothing but pain remained

timestamp or call bullshit

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Still hurts a little... take care Sup Forumsros

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Godspeed user

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Funny enough I made a thread on Sup Forums when it happened to me back in 2012. I was fucking this grill doggy was bored so looking out the window, came out a bit too far, pushed back in hard and caught her fanny bone. I pinched the muscle, thought to myself that hurt but carried on. Went to cum on her face, orgasm, intense stinging pain and no cum came out, all the blood escaped the muscle and fulled up under my skin, it looked like an egg plant. Hurt a lot went to A&E, I had to ultrasound my own dick cause the radiographer was a pussy and didn't wanna touch another mans dick. Had an operation where they cut all out my bellend and unsheathed my dick, stitched up the muscle. Still have the scar.

God speed bro. Gotta throw us a greentext

this has been educative

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Fuck. A dick isn't wood or steel muscle or bone. It's delicate.

bullshit called

Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck fuck

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Captain planet to the rescue

seems unpleasant

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R u a trap, no real man shaves his thighs

This looks like it would hurt less to cut it off

2018 dude. it would be racist to not shave ur legs

Fucking metrosexuality is becoming too gay. It starts to get gay when one purges the hair from a certain area, pubes, I understand. But not your fucking thighs

Had to grab pen from nurse office

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Poor thing.

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>slipped out of my "girlfriend"
>shaved legs

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Was done during the operation.
real man brakes his cock faggot

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how did they fix it? whats it gonna cost you?

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R.I.P. OPS weeny

> hard cock lusting for passt
> third thrust sliping out of vegine
> misguided during reentering
> loud snap and immense pain
> errection gone and swelling
> take photo for Sup Forums
> call ambulance

They cut around the tip of my cock and pulled the skin back. Then they patched the hole in the membrane around the swelling devices. The pulled the outer skin back to top and stiched. Insurrance gonna pay.

1000% man

Did you put the dick in the bottle recently?

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OP here

doctor showed me the photo during the Operation. Asked him for that. When i get it, i will make new thread when out of hospital.

oooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch nigga.

u better u faggot

*kek in doctor*

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holy shit, let me guess, rought sex gone wrong ?

bear attack, pretty brutal

will it heal 100% or what can you expect?

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Lets hope you don't get Peyronie's disease after this

Jesus Christ on a stick

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Doctors say so. Whish me luck

!!!!!!!!!

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Now I have a new fear

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kek !

how much time passed before u get treated ?

Released myself from the first hospital. Then got operated in the second after 17 hörst after incident.

quality thread m8

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what was wrong with the first hosp

Doc was kike didn't want to loose my foreskin

dodged a bullet there

Now i am afraid to have sex! Thanks, user, now i will stay virgin for ever

you have a nice sack

oh yeah, That's why you're gonna be a virgin

youtube.com/watch?v=rexEi5mdQls

I dont know what street the hookers hang out on near me or it would be easy to loose it

wait, you are a virgin ? how did you managed to do that then ?

Maybe he's a swimmer or something.
Also don't medfags usually shave the around an area that's being treated?

Jesus Christ it just looks like you have a third ball

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Thank you! But it is better when it is not blue

For your science folder

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I hope this is bait, you can clearly see where they had to shave the area to treat him.

they shave the area the fucking doctors treat you retard

Real men break their dick when they fuck, that's fuckin brutal. Godspeed

Godspeed, OP's peen.
I wish you the best.

Right! It's like jousting.

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whats is seeping out between the head and the bandage?

I feel bad for your pecker but now I no longer want to consummate

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Rest In Penis

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Nothing seeping. Thats stigmata from where they held the top of my dick to pullback the skin. It is called degloving.

What's it like being in chastity?

Doc is here for sono
hang on....

Why did this make me lose

OP here. Coming out of the hospital tomorrow. Everything went well. 6 weeks no sex, thats the bummer.
Thank you for your best wishes Sup Forums

Wecome to the world of ED

OP is lying to you all

he got kicked in the dick because he was tryin to fuck a horse and it didnt like what OP was doing and kicked his junk in.. anyone who believes this is because he "pushed too hard" is a fucking moron. your dick isnt a bone its just muscle and tissue. theres nothing to "break" and you people are fucking stupid for even feeding OPs bullshit thread

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stfu nigger and soon post mid-surgery pics

You need a tongue on your balls.

How bad is the pain?

Did you puke?