Really good Advice bread

Really good Advice bread

Attached: IMG_20180311_231803.png (710x690, 190K)

Life is best lived a quarter mile at a time. Tyrone blackness.

Attached: 1517872733309.png (489x384, 97K)

Bump

Gun control will save us from ourselves.

Attached: PSX_20180215_035405.jpg (325x433, 44K)

Chase dreams and money will follow.

Attached: 1518748922510.jpg (604x604, 237K)

WTF???

Hitler did nothing wrong

Attached: 1519383892784.jpg (768x605, 77K)

Melanotan two is amazing

Attached: 1519475906303.jpg (768x1024, 98K)

Dont say your sorry, apologise but never say your sorry.

Attached: 1517770367463.jpg (3264x1836, 542K)

Half asian women are very loyal once they turn 25. They love you but will choose their family over you.

Attached: 1518599487186s.jpg (250x250, 14K)

Traps are dudes. Your bisexual.

Attached: 1520313111755.jpg (480x571, 36K)

Bump

Not getting married or having children is the best thing you can do. You can always afford to move to a beautiful place and pay women to care for you. Children will put u in a home

Attached: 1519738064996.jpg (700x604, 63K)

Its better to buy a electric car now then waiting. Petrol is dead technology

Attached: 1518019921621.jpg (1567x2000, 216K)

Getting a toned muscular physique is the most important thing you can do to improve your life

Attached: 1518216932719.jpg (921x551, 54K)

Dont discount people who have been to jail. They are ambitious and scary.

Attached: 1519993502588.jpg (720x689, 31K)

Killing people doesnt make you a bad person

Attached: IMG_20180215_040835_849.jpg (640x452, 98K)

You see others as you see yourself. At least I am original.

The early bird gets the worm

The second mouse gets the cheese

Attached: il_fullxfull.213596824.jpg (1024x768, 86K)

Don't piss into the wind

Attached: loader.gif (32x32, 3K)

Don't start a long term relationship with a woman under 25 if you're over 25. The brain matures around 25, so dating younger is almost guaranteed to make you miserable.

Its better to love and lose. Then to love for the sake of love.

Attached: 1520244974990.jpg (640x625, 41K)

>Don't start a long term relationship with a woman under 25 if you're over 25.
Yes I attest to this. Its only fun as a casual thing. But all relationships should be a casual thing.save your riches

Attached: 4fde5fa71b64bab1b5fa64e91e66b797 (1).jpg (650x366, 27K)

and does a quart asian do it too ?

>quart
I think the quarter might b strong enough to resist the family. But on the other hand you would be -25 cheat points so she prob will be a cheater

You literally can achieve most things. The hardest step isnt the first step its deciding to take it.

Attached: 1520066556000.jpg (750x786, 83K)

>Melanotan 2
Amazing shit

Attached: 1520404756390.gif (400x225, 1.55M)

she never did, not with her anymore

If and when possible lay down, when possible sit also good.

Attached: 1519817634221.jpg (786x568, 91K)

Everyone's a Jew.

Attached: hitlersmile.jpg (400x470, 20K)

>anymore
So she chose her family over you?so she was +25 cheat points and - family defense

Yessss

Op here just post quotes no chit chat advice Is to be taken you are to read and say nothing except advice.
Thats some good fucking advice

Attached: 1520485738360.gif (187x140, 1.78M)

Falling in love is a sickness. It makes you do stupid things. Can get you killed. Its debilitating and should be avoided

Attached: 1517722940526.png (523x314, 29K)

If you cant push a shit out pour some water down your ass crack and lubricate your asshole. Mountain dew also works

Attached: 1520766023729.jpg (600x600, 74K)

Bump

How history will truly remember him. He was miss understood and set the example of how a true leader should be and what a true lead should not do. Good night sweet prince you will be miss but never forgotten

Always travel with a towel

Attached: 1520408923934m.jpg (662x1024, 86K)

Always buy a second hand car instead of new.

Attached: 1519993812313.png (700x613, 191K)

If you want to make money do jobs people dont want to do. Mass scale. Less competition. Also look for other areas to start your business with less competition

In two weeks you will have a different set of problems

Attached: 1519991995521.jpg (450x600, 29K)

Not if they're liberals, it doesn't.

with a shovel here

Don't get married

Beware of dragons.
They do not come bearing gifts

Attached: 1520531225031.gif (540x304, 548K)

It's easier to put on slippers than it is to carpet the whole world

Let the small stuff go

Attached: imagen-starry-night-by-van-gogh-1ori.jpg (705x344, 35K)

Meditate and learn to deal with your emotions correctly. There are good books to help you.

Beware of cute girls in VR games.
100% of the time they are male.

Attached: Efb_Fxie949gALca9SOK.jpg (1280x720, 100K)

>2017
>reading books

If you're a child and your parents are abusive, it's better to call CPS, get put in a foster home and lose your parents than it is to deal with the mental health issues, know your siblings are still in that mess, and lose your parents anyway.

Skipping is the best cardio for effort.

Attached: 1520277643734.jpg (540x960, 88K)

X2

Meditation never worked for me, because all it did was push my anxieties down.

>100% of the time
No. 110% of the time

Attached: 1520607605752.jpg (720x855, 63K)

What

Attached: 1519230975498.jpg (720x742, 44K)

200% of the time.

Attached: 0bUFzQzfAQUXR1JU7zaT.jpg (1280x720, 144K)

If you dont intend on murdering someone just scaring then remove the firing pin from your gun if. Or do it after the event. That way if you get caught its a lesser charge

Attached: IMG_20180310_074132_344.jpg (720x537, 89K)

If starting a thread make sure its good

Attached: Screenshot_2018-03-12-00-05-10.png (720x1280, 325K)

Dont commit crimes in your own country. Stay over seas and commit them to others. Hard to extradite a forigen national

Attached: 1520398877235.jpg (448x604, 59K)

Dream big because if u fall short. You will look really stupid and have to kill yourself

Attached: 1518025041367.jpg (754x960, 91K)

it rhymes

Attached: index.jpg (306x165, 5K)

Attached: images.jpg (258x195, 10K)

No it doesnt unless u are deaf

why do you care

eat ass
it has zero calories so you'll drop pounds fast

Say your advice or shutup

>poo breath

For a new chapter to start the old has to end

Attached: 1520408334575.jpg (500x514, 37K)

let me go fetch a quote

Work your way up to a job that's 25/hr+
Live in a cheap comfortable apartment
Don't have kids, don't get married
Don't fall into credit debt
Pay your bills, have a shit ton of extra money left over to do what you want with. Unless it's drugs, don't do drugs

I've had to learn this one the hard way
If you're dating a girl that just got out of relationship and she keeps mentioning her ex
BAIL BAIL BAIL
You're just a rebound and she will either return to said ex or find someone new
She is just using you to boost her self esteem

Yep miners are millionaires lol

maybe it was thir single life changing even in thir entire assistance

Attached: HyKyeozzGjxFeYaRTeXm3H_4uEJM58uHrxRYZ-vhq5c.jpg (480x640, 40K)

Smoking marijuana is healthier then soft drink because calories

Attached: 1519475733451.jpg (541x534, 294K)

>She is just using you to boost her self esteem
Usually with sex.
I see no harm.

Attached: 1520268125292.gif (400x320, 25K)

Good but shutup about it.

Never borrow money from anyone named brady

Attached: 1518505296683.jpg (498x606, 57K)

But NEVER buy a car with a rebuilt title

Makes me think of that one glitch in Dwarf Fortress that managed to create a dwarf with no insides and just flesh.
Killed everyone in his fort while screaming.
Any time this guy made a new fort on his map, this dwarf would eventually scream his way over to the new fort and murder everyone inside.

Melanotan 2 not even once

Attached: Melanin pic male.jpg (480x360, 35K)

Oh man, don't tell SJWs, they'll all want that shit so they can erase their whiteness!

people lie, but how you lie is diffrent

Attached: KMJTYJP.jpg (1440x1750, 180K)

Why?

Lies are true in a different reality

Attached: 1520518812425.jpg (480x401, 35K)

I think its because when u do say your sorry u really are. Like the over use of the word devalues the meaning.

Kind of like when you realise no one likes you and your value is nothing. Except about being sorry,

Attached: 1519737084667.jpg (960x566, 119K)

Story?

Women are not the amazing things you make them out to be. They are usually fucking pathetic

Attached: 1518145043680.jpg (640x815, 40K)

that means 2 realities cant coexist

Attached: 0yyBs85.jpg (2800x1943, 900K)

People really shouldn't take advice from other people.how can such broad make people think that everything that applies to them would also apply to somebody else you really need to know what you weren't in your life and you also need to focus more on the things that work for you personally otherwise you may never reach your full potential or happiness.

Attached: unnamed.jpg (531x800, 83K)

dobnt hurt their feelings when theyre 16

16 years old is the best time to make fun of women. Hurting them at such an ass age is the best way to break them down into becoming subservient people

Attached: 1518218497436.jpg (960x744, 61K)

How can you know that. Maybe lies are a way of you seeing a different reality. Glimpses of a different outcome

lyke this?

Attached: 30dc6d3c50bc7133717d96fe6dd059b1.jpg (320x568, 41K)

i know a lot

I don't have the screencap on me at the moment, but it basically went along the lines of this dwarf getting injured, I think fire.
Doctor dwarf tried to fix him up but ended up creating this monster of a dwarf that went full-ham on his fort and killed everyone, all while screaming in agony.
Makes a new fort elsewhere, this dwarf comes screaming over and does the same.
Dude couldn't play on his world any more because this dwarf ended up reappearing at some point and murdering everyone.

Can't remember version it happened in.
Also don't have the save any more because of a drive failure. RIP files ;_;
Dwarf fortress glitches are the best.
For more hilariously broken glitches, see a compilation of patch notes

Attached: fuck.png (917x1385, 17K)

Don't tug on Spiderman's cape.

All you know is that you no nothing

and no I just want to go get some heroine

Froody

So say the loveless.