Lana del Rey is coming to my area but I have social anxiety and have never been to a concert :(

Lana del Rey is coming to my area but I have social anxiety and have never been to a concert :(

> lana del rey fan
> has never been to a concert
> has social anxiety
figures

I don't get it

Be brave user, she hugs all her fans.
Then you can sue her for molesting you.
Win win.

Just go. You're there for the music and not for the other people.

Don't go.

Not because of your social anxiety but because it's LDR and will be a waste of time anyway.

To be fair i dont think ppl will even approach you or talk to you. Nobody gives a shit if ur alone at a concert

Lol I guess you can't go then. Too bad.

come on OP, we'll go together to the concert, we can later have drinks with Lana :)

>Be brave user, she hugs all her fans.
>Then you can sue her for molesting you.
>Win win.
No, then you threaten to sue her for molesting you unless she actually molests you. Then you sue her for molesting you anyways.

I feel really bad for that manlet

TO THE FAT UGLY MONGOLOID AT THE LANA DEL REY CONCERT TONIGHT

Everyone there hated you. You came crashing in like the fucking snow monster from Looney Toons and literally knocked a girl down on her face, then proceeded to jump around like a goddamn autistic child. Your beer belly hung out of your shirt and almost made me vomit. The guy next to you had to keep grabbing you and yelled in your fucking ear to go away. Everyone around you was exchanging dirty looks. Everyone wanted you gone, but you were probably too drunk to notice. YOU RUINED THE LAST FUCKING SONG OF THE SHOW.

I know you post on Sup Forums because you drunkenly yelled it to everyone while waiting to meet Lana. And while you and your inbred hick family took turns high fiving and shouting "Ultraviolence is the best Lana Del Rey album" she looked at you and rolled her fucking eyes. EVEN LANA DEL REY HATES YOU.

Go die you absolute piece of shit, I wish I was able to go up to you and tell you yourself but you were too far away. You are an absolute retard and your complete lack of self awareness is astonishing. You fucking toad. You look like Meth Damon if he was born with fetal alcohol syndrome. You, a grown man, stomped around like the autistic kid did at middle school dances, during fucking Cola. You worm. You entered so many peoples lives in one night and every single one of them hate you. I talked to the guy next to you who was this close to punching you out and he just said that you're the biggest loser he's ever seen. Another woman called you a massive cunt. You fucking slime. I know that every one of those people went home and told their loved ones about you. Mocked your fat disgusting appearance. I need you to know this. You fucking shit stain. You are nothing more than a piglet. The amount of people that hate you while not even knowing your name is unreal. Your very existence is mediocre. Please go kill yourself.

is this pasta?

kinda

She really does this. My brother saw her, said she only played for about an hour, stopped halfway through her set to walk around the crowd and sign autographs and shit.

>Manlets

Lana is nice to her manlet fans.

>not posting the correct version

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hey it's alright

Fake. She just retired Cola.