> be me, attending gay pride to support a friend
> chill and walk around, its alot of fun and thw outfits are fucking hilarious
> eventually come across two lesbians in short skirts looking fine (think emo style)
> 8/10 and 9/10
> talk and contain my sphagetti long enough to become friends
> spend rest of the time hanging out with them
> things start winding down and they invite me to their place for drinks and to celebrate
> ff to their apartment
> playing kings with shitty beer, taking shots and just having fun
> they say they need to talk, they leave and go to their room
> whateva they probably just went to fuck. No biggie
> chill on my beer Sup Forumsrowsing on my phone
> ten min later they both come out wearing the sexiest lingerie I had ever seen
> they are now both 10/10
> they invite me into their room
> was not prepared for this but drunk so awesome
> im not going to go into detail on the three way, but ill tell you these girls are freaks
> whiskey dick keeps me going for a while, looking like a boss
> when im about to come they put my dick on the hotter ones pussy and I bust all over it
> they then proceed to use my cum as lubricant and start scissoring
> using my jizz to get off, pretty hot
> they finish and we all fall asleep naked in bed
> had work early so I woke up and left quietly, left my number on their counter and left
>Never hear from lesbians again for 3 months
>ohwell.png
>get a call
>user...im pregenant
>finish work, text them, they give me an address.
>I go
>abortion clinic
>lesbian slut wants me to go in there with her
>whatever.jpg
>go in with her
>in doctors office
>Doctor and dykes ask me to leave the room
>like 10 minutes later
>ask me to go back in
>open the the door
>baby on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
be me, attending gay pride to support a friend
>put my dick on the hotter ones pussy and I bust all over it
>im pregenant
lrn2biology
Dumbass... You can still get pregnant if any cum managed to slip in. The odds increase if the cum would be, idk, slid around against two different pussies
I mean honestly you sound 12
Also learn to spell pregnant
Can't tell if bait or 12 yo. Best bait
you retard. my gf got pregnant just from sittin on a toilet seat at work (they have unisex bathrooms). She must've sat on a dirty seat and it was enough
Only problem is the 3 months later, you lost me there. She w9uld probably know she's pregnant after at most 1.5 months since she would completely miss her period for weeks
This
it's been a while since I've been dinosaur'd. well done, had me going.
Troll harder
Good, good....
good goddamn job, had me completely fooled
I want to be the 8/10 lesbian.
You are so stupid
OP here. people love this one, i do it every 5 months or so. shit was fucking cash
8/10 this was good OP
fucking kek, nice horns u have there
fuk u fagit stealing trips
You gf was getting fucked by a different bloke hahahahahahha
9.8/10
Would love to hear moar, good job user
i think that might just be the joke dude. whiff, a swing and a miss
If this guy was only serious.. this would be the best post ever
you dont need to cum inside someone for them to get pregnant theres a thing called precum u lrn2biology faggot
Of all the things that did not happen, this is probably on top of that list.
W O O S H
O
O
S
H
Please don't let this post die, it's gold Jerry, fucking gold
i thought i knocked up my 1st wife once. goddamn that was the most frightening 6 minutes of my life. i've never been so happy to see a -
who the hell has that .gif of the guy that his girl says something like "i'm pregnate Trayshon" and he gives her the peace sign and fades to black? that's one of the funniest things i've ever seen
Lost