Tips on making it look like an accident?

Tips on making it look like an accident?

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Google Kenneth Pinyan

Pull down your pants

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Get drunk and walk somewhere hazardous

Get in the way of the Clinton's political ambitions

Nice

Good lord sauce

Good shit so far

You could try making it so obvious, that it's suspiciously so, thus leading to the conclusion that it must not be on purpose.

clean a loaded gun...

this. easier for everybody and your family probably won't investigate your death any further, since it was so shameful for everybody

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>be me
>be autistic schizophrenic psychotic faggot walking DSM of autistic super shit
>naturally do well in institutionalised hiearchies
>get to an underground "Secret" bunker
>shit all over the fucking world in proxy from this location
>get an earth penetrating weapon dropped on my faggot ass
>world grows a magnitude in a single day after my death

roll for this

OP here, gun related stuff is too obvious, i'm going to the range soon but that wont cut it either, having been in the army, it wouldn't make much sense

Drunk swimming

I was thinking maybe OD or "fall" from a great height when hiking. Also don't eat or drink for a few days if you plan on having people find you pretty quickly, you'll shit/piss yourself. I've been thinking about it alot, I think nitrogen gas and painkillers is the comfiest way to go

OP here, is it bonus cool points if i wait until my birthday on the 29th

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spend a little of everyday weakening a guard rail. then when its finally weak enough shoulder ram the bitch to a 3 floor head dive

Lay down a banana peel on a street at night while nobody is woke af then drive over it on next day and crash into tree.

But seriously, just drink and drive into a tree or something. Oh, and get help and shit, suicide is no solution, all that crap

best shit ive seen all night

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Hiking in a beautiful area. Make social media posts about how beautiful it is and how happy you are (totally not gonna an hero) and then somebody finds your body at the bottom of a cliff you accidentally fell off of.

Find a machine, wind on machine. Perfect accident.