>be me >lived in my parents house for 30 years until they bought me one >all expenses paid >no bills >food delivered >never have to go outside for the rest of my life >haven't seen sun in 19 years >52 years old now >have accumulated 20 years of filth >never cleaned or wash anything for 20 years >never go outside so all the rubbish piles up >have landfills outside my windows which i keep closed and hidden 24/7 >situation is becoming unbearable >every surface is covered in sticky sludge (likely splooge and food matter) >my bed mattress and sheets are sticky and crusty after two decades of cum 5 times a day and pissing myself on occasion >have literally thousands of piss bottles, piss cans and piss cartons that go from yellow to black in color >smell of old piss always also because i knock one over atleast twice a week >every room is filled with rubbish and old waste and food >toilet stopped working 2 years ago >have to shit in bags and pile them up or throw them out the window and hope i dont miss >running water stopped 7 years ago >use the condensation of my mountain dew to wash myself sometimes so im not sticky >have no idea what day or time it is without the internet >dick doesn't work and is small and limp after 35 years of hardcore fapping to lolis and traps >have a small narrow pathway in my house connected to the last 2 rooms i can enter surrounded by a dirty dank dark infestation of decayed putrid rubbish and what not >have 3 rooms literally cut off from what i call "civilization" >filled to the ceiling with rubbish >sometimes hear horrific shrieks of some unholy beast lurking in there amongst the filth >regularly have heart palpitations >hard to breath >hard to move >haven't been to the doctor or outside once >scared the neighbors might call the police to see if im not dead and i'll have to face a real person >stay on Sup Forums all day browsing porn and bait threads
>stay on Sup Forums all day browsing porn and bait threads Jealous af of your life if this is true. Would love to sit on the chans all fucking day every day.
post face and timestamp if true you're going to die anyways, so yeah right?
Noah Walker
fun
Thomas Reyes
Day 2.
>things are getting worse >summer is here >the air in my house is thicker and and hotter than the air outside on a 40 degrees celsius day. >can't open any windows like i said >all my pc's and consoles spewing out hot air 24/7 >literally lying in my bed covered in my own sweat and piss spraying myself with a little spray bottle in front of a fan while i try browse Sup Forums just so i don't have a heat stroke >the bugs have officially taken over my house >cockroaches, moths, flies, and some others are the dominant ones in control >they are in and around every single room and my whole house >maggots crawling out of my bin getting into my bed >other bugs and hellspawns which i don't even think have been identified yet attracted by the putrid smells and waste >gotten to the point i have to sleep with a homemade flamethrower next to my bed >can't sleep good >have night terrors when i do >nightmares of alien vs predator and veitnam
continue?
Sebastian King
do you have a job?
Zachary Gutierrez
continue op. thats me future
Carter Harris
You know you could solve this by cleaning you hoarding fuck
Isaiah Campbell
pics or it didnt happen
Adrian Wood
Dont you dare green text more until you show a picture.
Cameron Sullivan
Day 3.
>things are really bad now >i'm getting attacked every night by pests >everytime they come back in greater numbers >Ive lost my living room/kitchen >hold up in my bedroom now >have enough doritos and mountain dew to last me 4 years >have enough flammable liquids to keep my only defense going for another couple of months >this morning i got wrapped up in some wires and tripped over >couldn't get up for 3 hours >literally thought it was the end >having problems moving at all >trying to fight for my life against insects at the same time >just want to relax and look at traps but i cant >start hearing that horrific thing from before >holy shit its closer now >it got out of the room it was in >its fucking coming for me >board my door up and seal it off as best i can >hearing noises in the roof >something crashed out there
continuing..
Blake Watson
yeah pics i want to see this
Ayden Murphy
no no no im not reading this bullshit
sage the fuck out of this tendy loving faggot
Jordan Myers
pics or it didnt happen
David Sullivan
i want to know
James Gray
pics
Xavier Baker
Dis all bullshit, nothing to see here.
Ethan Walker
Its a story you retarded cuck there is no actual pictures
Jaxson Nguyen
>>sometimes hear horrific shrieks of some unholy beast lurking in there amongst the filth pics now
James Gray
Despite this being obvious bullshit I want to hear the rest of the story
Hunter Fisher
>>sometimes hear horrific shrieks of some unholy beast lurking in there amongst the filth Retards who think this is meant to be believable
those kids are newfags. b is always about made up stuff or pure retardation
Caleb Butler
i wanna know what happens when the monster comes.
does the fat fuck incel get raped?
Alexander Jones
Dude burn your house completely down.
Take a shower. Go outside, strip down, douse yourself in water, scrub a little with any soap you've got.
Go to a store. At worst, they'll think your stench is due to homelessness. Buy some soap, get a hose if you lack one, go back outside and return home.
Take a more complete shower. Now it's time for gasoline.
I have no real idea how to burn down your house, but what I do know, is that you need to burn it down. It is unlivable for anyone but you.
Maybe buy some plastic jugs that are meant for gasoline, fill those, and let it soak into your floors and the house. You'll need a lot so it burns completely. Light it from a safe distance away, without anyone seeing you of course, and then make your way to a restaurant where you'll wait for a while.
Return after an hour, when it will hopefully be demolished entirely. Sleep in a sleeping bag inside a shitty 100$/month storage unit (if you are messy here you WILL get kicked out) and use gas station shitters for the rest of your life. You brought that upon yourself. If you want to become "normal", get a job and a life.
Dylan Morgan
I had time to jerkoff and he still has not finished the story yet wtf