I just woke up from a 10 year coma, what did I miss?

I just woke up from a 10 year coma, what did I miss?

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nothing

a nigger was president

Go back to sleep.

alluc was shut down

im actually thinking and i cant think of anything

Prove that faggot

10 years

>I just woke up from a 10 year coma

fuck, your PC must have had a shitload of updates waiting.

Femboys, twinks and traps...

justin bieber was born

It's illegal to not be a faggot now.

Everyone is now using Windows 18

It's illegal to eat that toast without avocado

-You can be a woman while still having a pee pee
-Niggers think they are kings and queens
-liberals are turning the world into a cuck-fest shithole
-If you're a white male you're a bigot, if you have a spine and stand for something you're a bigot.

Just a few things going on these days nom saiyan

Alien contact.
Instant portal to anywhere on earth.
Personal jetpacks.
And the U.S. still can't have KinderSurprise.

Lol the most advanced phones you last saw were Blackberrys. VR is a thing now, too. Also Trump is President. Everything else is pretty much the same. Nobody brought peace to the middle east, nobody fixed the US debt. We sent a car into space about a month ago, cuz fuck it.

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onymous 03/11/18(Sun)11:01:14 No.762419341▶
Femboys, twinks and traps...
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Anonymous 03/11/18(Sun)11:03:01 No.762419474▶
(OP)
justin bieber was born
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Anonymous 03/11/18(Sun)11:03:54 No.762419532▶
(OP)
It's illegal to not be a faggot now.
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Anonymous 03/11/18(Sun)11:03:56 No.762419539▶
(OP)
Everyone is now using Windows 18
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Anonymous 03/11/18(Sun)11:06:29 No.762419718▶
(OP)
It's illegal to eat that toast without avocado
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Anonymous 03/11/18(Sun)11:08:05 No.762419826▶
-You can be a woman while still having a pee pee
-Niggers think they are kings and queens
-liberals are turning the world into a cuck-fest shithole
-If you're a white male you're a bigot, if you have a spine and stand for something you're a bigot.

Just a few things going on these days nom saiyan
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Anonymous 03/11/18(Sun)11:09:02 No.762419889▶
(OP)
Alien contact.
Instant portal to anywhere on earth.
Personal jetpacks.
And the U.S. still can't have KinderSurprise.
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Anonymous 03/11/18(Sun)11:12:09 No.762420075▶
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(OP)
Lol the most advanced phones you last saw were Blackberrys. VR is a thing now, too. Also Trump is President. Everything else is pretty much the same. Nobody brought peace to the middle east, nobody fixed the US debt. We sent a car into space about a month ago, cuz fuck it.

Chester Bennington is dead

this just in

Anonymous 03/11/18(Sun)17:13:32 No.762420157▶

onymous 03/11/18(Sun)11:01:14 No.762419341▶
Femboys, twinks and traps...
>>
Anonymous 03/11/18(Sun)11:03:01 No.762419474▶
(OP) (OP)
justin bieber was born
>>
Anonymous 03/11/18(Sun)11:03:54 No.762419532▶
(OP) (OP)
It's illegal to not be a faggot now.
>>
Anonymous 03/11/18(Sun)11:03:56 No.762419539▶
(OP) (OP)
Everyone is now using Windows 18
>>
Anonymous 03/11/18(Sun)11:06:29 No.762419718▶
(OP) (OP)
It's illegal to eat that toast without avocado
>>
Anonymous 03/11/18(Sun)11:08:05 No.762419826▶
-You can be a woman while still having a pee pee
-Niggers think they are kings and queens
-liberals are turning the world into a cuck-fest shithole
-If you're a white male you're a bigot, if you have a spine and stand for something you're a bigot.

Just a few things going on these days nom saiyan
>>
Anonymous 03/11/18(Sun)11:09:02 No.762419889▶
(OP) (OP)
Alien contact.
Instant portal to anywhere on earth.
Personal jetpacks.
And the U.S. still can't have KinderSurprise.
>>
Anonymous 03/11/18(Sun)11:12:09 No.762420075▶
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899 KB
(OP) (OP)
Lol the most advanced phones you last saw were Blackberrys. VR is a thing now, too. Also Trump is President. Everything else is pretty much the same. Nobody brought peace to the middle east, nobody fixed the US debt. We sent a car into space about a month ago, cuz fuck it.

And apparently people lost the ability to properly format. WTF is this shit.

>Economy got a little better
> there are now non-government space launches
>Fossil fuels are legit on the way out
>Weed has been legalized in more states
>rap has turned into drugged up nobodies mumbling about how drugged up they are over a boring beat
>facebook is weirdly prevalent
>social media in general is weirdly prevalent
>the internet was nearly privatized
>Cartoons got really shitty then pretty good again
>North Korea has functioning nukes
>Britain wants to leave the EU
>South Africa is taking farm land from whites by force in a stunning show of irony
>anime is pretty much entirely drawn digitally now
>Everyone is ultra-sensitive to the point of it not even being funny anymore

Shit sucks, Comanon

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>Cartoons got really shitty then pretty good again

wubba lubba dub dub

They don't make classic iPods anymore.

Circuit City closed.

Trump is a nigger, you're right.

Cryptocurrency is the only form of transfer of value, buy CHAINLINK NOW.

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Roger Ebert died. Now it's just Siskel.

OP is still gay

Sup Forums is no longer what it used to be - not it's filled with trap loving kids from 9gag (search 9gag on google) who like to browse Sup Forums just so they can tell their friends that they do it, in order to look cool to them.

Other than that, nothing has really changed.

Schadenfreude is so good. Please keep talking you fragile white man

Opioids. Everywhere.

kek

Hitler was resurrected and sacrificed his life to drive the evil Xenu away. As a result, everyone loves that guy now. Trump was elected President of the United States and is currently working on a wall between the U.S. and Mexico to keep Xenu out. Officially, though, it's because of drugs and illegal immigrants. People need to watch more FOX News. Anyway, so, it was revealed that Obama is responsible for chemtrails that have turned our frogs gay and made snow into plastic. Also, 9/11 was an inside job.

Rick and Morty fans are memed like crazy, but the show itself is actually pretty good

Dunno man never seen it. I was just memeing not trying to offend

Meh, it's background noise for me. I think Mike Tyson Mysteries is a better show on Adult Swim.

Rick and Morty fan alert!

This

The legend of zelda botw, A black dude was a president, David bowie died, the actress that played princess leia died, and moot abandoned us and left us with a chink

I came in a napkin

I buy kinder suprise eggs in the United states atest once a week for my kids.
I buy it from a gas station. Walmart also carries the shit.

The douchebag who runs the apprentice got elected president by literally running a neo-fascist/white supremacist campaign, and it actually worked because uneducated rednecks in middle America harbor those feelings.

The rednecks became so fucking racist that the Neo-Nazi forums became huge, to the point where their host servers tried to shut them down. So all the rednecks invaded Sup Forums, and now 55% of the people on here are retarded racists with pathetic victim mentalities.

Vladimir Putin has a ton of influence on American foreign policy. Xi Jinping decided he wanted to become a dictator, and Modi is following suit.

Obama won, and he eventually pulled out of Iraq. He did so before installing a stable government, which created a power vacuum that ultimately led to a new terrorist organization that's way more extreme and violent than Al Qaeda. They're also transnational, and commit violent attacks in the US, Europe, China, and in West and East Africa.

The pick up artist Roosh V became a white supremacist. Hip Hop will get way worse, as teenagers mumble about nothing over metronomes ("trap rap", but unrelated to what TI does).

Black Metal and hardcore punk will get more interesting, but indie kids will get into both, and purists will whine about it a lot.

sure, I like it. I like it how most people like Sprite or spaghetti. It's good, but I'm not going to get retarded about it.

go on...

World of Warcraft went to shit. But they're bringing back classic due to popular demand... so, you came out of your coma at a good time.

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Waaahhh everyone's a racist because I don't read. Waaaahh.

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I read a lot, actually. I'm also almost done with a grad program at a top university. You're projecting, because you're an illiterate, inbred moron.

>illiterate, inbred moron.
>projecting

lel

>top university

RP more you hive minded SJW fundamentalist faggot.

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Kys

There are laws now preventing you from calling someone a he or a she.

> waaah universities just brainwash people
> waaah it's not my fault I'm too retarded to go
cry more, faggot

Learn to game.

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Your legs