What's the craziest sex you ever had Sup Forums?

What's the craziest sex you ever had Sup Forums?

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>your mom

>fresh out the military and move to new state for college
>meet some cool people
>get introduced to prolly the biggest slut on campus
>little redhead around 5'2, 110 lbs, b cups and moderate sized ass
>girl is absolutely insane and has extreme daddy issues
>text back and forth for maybe an hour while she's at work
>she tells me she's going to come to my apartment when she's off
>she shows up with a bag of weed and a bowl
>we get baked
>she pops a xanax afterwards.
>we're sitting on the edge of the bed talking about school when she just blurts out
>"Do you like blowjobs?"
>Answer yes obviously
>she proceeds to unzip my pants and put my dick in her mouth
>blow my load in her mouth and she swallows
>get it back up and put a helmet on that solider
>pound the hell out of her
>switch positions and am about to hit it from behind
>she puts her hands on her ass cheeks and spreads her ass open
>you can take that condom off and fuck my ass
>dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmn
>not thinking at this point
>pop the condom off and spit on my cock
>slide my cock into her ass
>fuck her up the ass and cum inside her
>like two months later I find out she did the same exact shit with my friend. Literally came to his place with weed and gave him anal within like 2 days of knowing him.

Had more weird ass adventures with this skank

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>be me
Cont?

>go to crazy redheads dorm one night
>she's got her friend over, some average looking skinny flat chested blonde chick
>we're passing a bowl around
>crazy redhead slut brings up blowjobs
>starts saying she gives the best head
>blonde girl disagrees with her
>they legit start arguing nearly yelling at eachother
>shit is getting awkward and weird
>blonde tells redhead they can figure out who is better
>blonde grabs my hoodie and pulls it up over my head
>apparently i have to rate who is better
>first one is pretty good and can deepthroat almost my whole dick
>the second one can go almost as deep but takes the time to suck my balls. I'm into that.
>finally pop inside girl 2's mouth
>get asked who was better
>say girl 2 and pull my hoodie back down
>blonde was apparently girl 2 and starts rubbing it in redhead's face
>crazy redhead loses it and starts screaming at both of us and crying
>throws us out of her dorm at like 3am
>drive home and take skinny blonde with me since she has no where to stay that night (no car to get home)
>get home and smoke a bowl with skinny blonde
>as we're smoking skinny blondes phone starts blowing up
>crazy redhead is texting her furiously saying how she ruined her relationship with me ect.
>lolwut.....we weren't even dating
>crash and wake up to like 20 text on my phone with redhead saying she hates me, claims I raped her and the last few text she claims she went off the deep end and is really sorry about the earlier messages
>holy shitttttttttttt cut contact
>spend the next two years on campus ducking crazy redhead
>have to find new friends because she told them I took advantage of her

recently on a trip out east with my girlfriends family she hopped on my dick and fucked me in the back of a van while her whole entire family was in it and driving down the highway

Nice quads

i have a few pretty crazy stories. here's one

>be me
>riding along a dirt road, just me
>my horse starts making nervous noises
>we keep trotting along, eventually i hear voices coming from a large bush area up ahead
>horse is whinnying
>i calm him down and hop off my horse, taking my crossbow off the saddle
>i load up a bolt and walk over to the bush and exclaim
>"in the name of the king, make your presence known to this knight"
>voices go quiet until one yells 'fuck off'
>then a woman screams out for help and I know what i must do
>i declare "Come out from the bush, you cowards. Did your mother raise a pack of sheep who scurry away from a threat?"

cont?

lol yes

you're an idiot and so were your "friends"

he mad

why you laughing?
anyway....

>3 men exit the bush, one pulling up his pants
>they draw swords so I immediately shot one with my crossbow
>his yellow jerkin was no match for the steel bolt, he dropped instantly
>i tossed my xbow aside and drew my own sword as one of the bandits rushed me
>his sloppy form was evident in his first thrust, it was easily sidestepped
>i quickly brought my blade down on the back of his neck, killing him
>the third swung at me wildly
>i parried each attack until the man's arm tired and could barely lift for another swing
>i struck him with my gauntlet then ran my blade through his torso
>after cleaning my sword of these heathen's blood, i sheathed my weapon and ducked into the large bush
>inside it was almost hollow, could have been quite a cozy little home
>a dirty woman lay on the ground, her dress bunched up around her waist
>her womanparts as visible as the sun on a day when the sun is very visible

cont?

>>her womanparts as visible as the sun on a day when the sun is very visible

top kek

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continuing anyway. a knight does not wait for the opinions of peasants

>she looked up at me, her face lighting up
>'a knight! come to rescue me!'
>i nod and hold out my hand, which she takes and pulls herself up with
>she brushes herself off and straightens her dress as I escort her to my horse
>we mount up and ride to the nearest keep
>as a knight i am sworn to my king, i took vows of celibacy
>to this day her vagina was the only vagina i have ever seen and it was nice

Don't "cont?" us man just take over the thread that story is gold

>What's the craziest sex you ever had Sup Forums?
>ever had
>ever

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now, that's the story i tell my liege and my fellow knights.
but since this is an anonymouse message board, let me tell you the true story. forgive me, even the bravest of knights falter sometimes in the face of temptation and lust.

>she looked up at me, her face lighting up
>'you're a k-knight?'
>"Yes. You're a peasant of?" I asked, kneeling down next to her
>'sherwood'
>"That's quite a long way from here." I tell her, because Sherwood was quite a long way from here
>she nodded and explained that she was visiting family, but was ambushed on the road by these pagans.
>one of them had clubbed her until she had no feeling in her lower back
>i try to push her onto her stomach so i could get a look at her back, but the pain was too great for her so i left it be
>"I cannot carry you like this, it will hurt too much for you."
>she just looked up at me, tears welling in her eyes. 'then what do we do?'
>i removed my helmet and set it aside, then looked down at her mound
>"Ma'am.....did they try to rape you?"
>she nodded

cont?

>"I suppose I must finish what they started. Would you rather die a peasant who was almost raped, or a peasant who was raped and clubbed by bandits, then by a knight?"
>she looked at me in horror for a moment, then nodded sadly
>'the latter'
>i knew what she was going through
>it was a tough decision
>but she had somewhat implied consent now, so i removed my plate armour which took nearly half an hour without my squire
>when all my shining armour sat on the ground, i began pulling the chainmail over my head
>this took considerably less time
>when my chainmail was all but removed I began to unbutton the leather jerkin and pants I wore beneath
>and finally my smalls
>i stood there naked, then positioned myself between her legs
>"It is a great honor to be taken by a Knight. You should feel proud."

cont?

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moar stories

>she nodded, which looked strange from my position
>when i was kneeling next to her, her nods seemed normal
>but from this position i could tell her nods looked weird, probably from the back injury
>so I killed her, then returned to her legs
>i thrust my knightly manhood into her, taking my reward for saving her
>within minutes i was ready to explode, and so I did
>when I was finished i pulled out and got dressed again, which took a couple hours without my squire
>usually he is with me but I had killed him earlier for sneezing oddly
>once dressed and armoured, i exited the bush and mounted my horse, then made for the nearest keep
>i informed their lord of the bandits and the woman
>i was given a place to stay for a few days and access to the bathhouse
>i did not indulge in any of the whores however because knights take vows of celibacy and I was in public now

and that is how that story ends, though i have many more.

>be me
>go to bestfriends house
>playing some classic Age of Empires Rise of Rome
>bestfriends gf doing shit in kitchen
>match is going well in my favor
>bestfriend excuses himself
>change over to TV since he's gone for like 5 minutes at this point
>look around his gf isn't in the kitchen either
>shit i left my phone in the bathroom
>open bathroom to get phone
>see bestfriend's gf on her knees sucking his dick
>just stand there kinda frozen
>bestfriend ask if I wanna be next
>hell yes
>watch him cum in her mouth
>swap out with him and she starts blowing me
>she's fucking good
>end up shooting a load in her mouth
>go back to game like an hour later
>win the match

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why did a knight have a crossbow?