What would Sup Forums give to a girl on a first date?

What would Sup Forums give to a girl on a first date?

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A shit

Nothing, it's a first date.

my life story cus i have no control over my emotions

My glorious 4 inch cock

a wonderful bonding experience filled with smiles and laughter

dubs = truth

Herpes

HIV and a black eye. Its a clasic, cant go wrong.

cuck

The opportunity to keep rape and homicide separate acts

AIDS

nothing

sorrow

5 xanax bars.

A pint. I wouldn't be cringy enough to buy her a box of chocolates or flowers.

rohypnol

How could those presents make you cringy?

I don't really know.

how has no one suggest a rooffie yet?

Quagmire? Giggity.

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Too cliche

A good hard dicking.

Hepatitis.