Confessions thread

Confessions thread

> Be me
> daughter just turned 11
> Started menstruation
> Wife asks me to have "the talk" with her
> go tell her about it, she doesn't understand
> Tell wife to explain it to her, wife says to show her porn
> Wife just doesn't want to talk about it with her
> Say ok, go to daughters room
> Tell her to never tell anyone about this
> She her porn
> She gets curious about cocks
> Asks me if mine looks like that
> Say yes, asks me to show it to her
> Erect at this point from all the porn
> Show her my cock
> She asks me how to fap
> Show her vid of a girl masturbating on xvids
> She starts doing it
> Asks me to show her how I do it
> Start calling
> She stops and starts observing my dick
> Can feel her eyes on it
> She comes super close suddenly to look at the peehole
> Cum right on her face!!
> "Ew"she says and tells me to get out
> Thankfully she never told anyone and I'm not in jail

Still the best fap of my life

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what
the
actual
fuck

>not telling her to enjoy the meal

nicee

Calling bullshit on this, you daughter had her first period and your wife didn't give her the talk??

thats not a confession op
thats the corpse under your bed you dont ever talk about and will stick with you forever

things that never fucking happened lmao why would you go online just to lie to us

Noone ever tells lies on the internet user-kun

so, assuming this isn't just all bullshit...
you didn't even get around to explaining periods, did you? you just showed her porn and masturbation and fucked off
well done dumbass now she knows about sex and might want to try it and STILL doesn't understand why she's bleeding
fuck you op this story had better be fake

Prove it. Put something of your daughter at least

I raped an alien while I was dressed as a clown in the local Tesco. I’ll give details if anyone wants

Similar situation for me. Parents never explained shit to me, found out through friends, knew they weren't going to explain to sister, explained it to her when she was old enough. She wanted to see the real thing, showed it to her, told her if she ever wants to see one or experiment with one, to come to me, and so she did. A lot.

nice lad

stories then

Not even a decent rape-text user. Hang yourself kikeowski

Tell stories user

Full of shit

Lol pussy

This

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please do, I am extremely interested in knowing the full 345 page novel this story will turn into

>>cum right on her face!!
The exclamation marks make it feel gay

Short version cause I'm not in the mood to do long green texts

>Showed her how to find porn and not get caught
>Got her one of those small "back/muscle massagers" from the mall
>Assumed she'd know how to use it by now through the vids she'd find online
>Came to my room and told me it was too uncomfortable twisting her arms trying to put the thing on her back
>Turns out she'd watched a lot of full penetration, not much solo stuff
>Told her how it's supposed to work
>Still confused on how it's supposed to feel good
>Sit her on my lap, ask if it's okay if I show her, she accepts
>Slide her shorts down, activate the thing, push it between her legs
>Squeeks, squirms, moans, etc.
>Cums for, as far as I'm aware, her first time in my lap
>Goes to her room with it, tell her to come to me if she needs batteries, don't want parents asking what she's using them on

What in the serious fuck!!

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>be me
>human
>enjoy going to Tesco
>one day UFO FUCKING CRASHES RIGHT INTO MY FUCKING FACE THROUGH THE CEILING
>solid 10 Güyłœrk gets out
This is but the beginning of my tale, it’s continued tomorrow

>> "Ew"she says and tells me to get out
In my times dorters didnt tell fathers what to do

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I had assumed you had fucked her.

I have, but you don't lead with your best stuff.

Can happen tbh. I did the talk with mine not so long ago. Told her that it was a monthly ritual to serve our lord and savior satan for the lulz she took it pretty well.

Joke is that one month she came crying and my wife almost beat the shit outta me because she didnt had the period at the day she was meant to have it and she was sad that she didnt had any offer to satan.

Joke aside girls are having their periods every generation at a younger age. Chemicals in the water turning frogs gays let me tell ya

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not that guy, but do go on

Trips don't lie. So fucking continue with your best stuff, you whore!

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>Be me
>At work
>Kinda autistic and anti-social
>Endure repeater tard's shit as I work metal and screech tard when I paint
>One tard gets near me a table away
>People are in the bathroom
>Speed demon and Superbrain in there
>Small tard can't hold it no more
>Oh god, this isn't happening
>itshappening,gif
>Small tard starts crying and pisses a huge puddle on the floor ruining her pants
>My eyes grow wide with shock
>*Autistic screech commences*
>Ohfuckthis.flv
>See ya!
>Bolt
>Sign on board for lunch

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I just came

Fine, skipping a bunch of stuff that give some context though.

>At this point she'd come to my room whenever parents were going to be out for a few hours / overnight.
>We'd been getting naked, kissing, feeling each other up, etc, but no oral, anal, or sex
>Have, however, been hot dogging, grinding against my cock, and full on thigh fucking
>On top of her, rubbing my cock against her lips, decide to try my luck, push it inside her
>Gasp and a squirm, but didn't try to stop me
>Kiss her, start fucking her
>Moans and yips
>Still distinctly remember her face her first time because it's one of the cutest things I've ever seen
>Already planned ahead, got plan B from an upperclassmen friend
>Cum inside of her
>Pull out, pull her into my arms, cuddle
>She falls asleep after a while, I fight to stay awake so I can wake her up with enough time to get washed and get dressed

Quality post

>wife asks me to explain periods to daughter
>watch porn with her and jack off on her face
A+ parenting OP

holy fuck user, you really need to make this a full fledged greentext story

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>Confessions thread

My sister's a bitch, so I concocted a plan. She had a total fat neckbeard fawning over her and bragging to his friends how he'd slept with her. Well, I helped him roofie her, take her to his place, then take turns smashing her.

Maybe if incest threads weren't so god awful recently I would. Guess I could drop it in a loli thread, it'd technically count.

That'd be more than fine

Fakest bullshit story on Sup Forums, you deserve a medal for fooling any retard who believes your sick fantasy that you wish actually happened.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

How old was your sis when this all started?

I'll probably drop it some point tonight. That or I'll type it up in a drive or something, then link it wherever it seems appropriate. Need to think of a site less connected to me than google docs.

OP you're a fucking lying cunt.

Not even 3/10 desu

Dad?

I wanna say 12, but tbh my memory's not good enough to say definitively.

try pastebin

God, I couldn't for the life of me remember what that site was called. Thanks.