It is Sunday. Confess

It is Sunday. Confess.

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I've slept with more women while in a relationship than when I was single. Get over it faggots

I covet this man's digits.

I don't enjoy sex but I have it because I'm afraid that my girlfriend will leave me if I don't

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I lied about getting a restraining order on my stalker ex and everyone, including her, believed it. She left me alone ever since that lie spread and I feel pretty good

im convincing my friend to leave her shitty bf but i lowkey just want some kinky sex cause she likes the same shit i do

i've been with my new gf for 1 month now and i'm still actively using tinder. i have no idea why i'm doing it because she's amazing. i'm scared it'll obviously come back on me in time, but i enjoy meeting new girls.

My ma doesnt know i smoke and steal her booze. Should i stop?

I really, REALLY want to fuck one of friends's girlfriend, he knows I like her and he invites me to go out with them all the time

>Should i stop?

yes because it will take hold of you eventually.

Married men cheat the most lol

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I ate the apple.
Its me with the beer on the right.
I can never go back.

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does she enjoy it?

I didn't reply to "reply or else" pic

>Pic related, this is what happened, forgive me

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I've fapped to traps today father...

>It is Sunday. Confess.

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nah he'll be fine

I'm in a long term relationship but I want to start fucking other women. We've been together for almost 3 years and we haven't fucked once.

i complain that my classes are too hard and i barely even look at the weekly problem sets. i don't know what i'm so scared of or why i'm so lazy.

checked

guess its time to find yourself a sidepiece op

on some level, you realize it's not fucking worth it, so you don't give a shit. pretty normal.

i cheated on my boyfriend 3 times with my best friend because he has a bigger dick and is way hotter lmfao hate myself for it

I practice witchcraft regularly

ok but that's cool

had so many sex partners i cant even count.. dont feel as its a sin but still empty inside and still doing it.

cmon guys i wanna see the surprised father pic, someone post some real fucked up shit

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I'm gay, but I'll never come out to my family because I don't want my dad to be ashamed of me.

gangbanged by cousins and dad
was dressed like a trap too

>every other gay dude in existence
damn dude arent you afraid of people finding out

i shat outside and my neighbor's dog ate it

sounds kinky

> fucked my friend after party when someone gave her (probably) rape pill. She said she wanted i knew she will not remember.

> lived with my firends gf for weeks when he was working abroad

> was molested by underage girls on beach when sleeping wasted

> never paid for hooker but was selling mysef when i was 16 to 31y women

> had sex slave for 2 weeks at student times. She run from home because "problems". Was fucking her in middle of winter because it was -20 outside and she did not have any place to stay

> my gay firend sucked my dick because he wanted to and i just needed to cum

> shared a girls with co worker

> had threesome with 2 sisters (not twins)

> fucked couple of asians girls when lived in japan, one jew on vacation

> fucked one teen for week aftyer 10 years she found me on fb and said she had fake id and was underage.. probably BS

I like to sneak over to my neighbor's house at 2 am and let their german shephered fuck my asshole till it gapes. He's like 12" minus the knot.

I use and abuse sluts with daddy issues
I make them feel special and beautiful for a while, take what I want, then leave faster than their fathers did.
Knocked a few of them up, but I've never had to pay child support.
I feel bad for doing it, but the sex is unlike anything I've gotten from other girls.

I live in a small town so I don't have a lot of options for a relationship anyway.

normie as fuck

i know right?

I voted for Hillary but denied it when she lost, claiming that I voted for Trump because I don't like losers. Family didn't believe me so I poisoned my sister's hamster for revenge. Now I'm seeing a psychiatrist.

I’m in a relationship with GF for 4 years bi but never told GF.
Decided to try sucking cock I have sucked 2 cocks one was at a glory hole, other at the park

I hope you get doxxed and gangraped you piece of shit

>shat

confirmed as a gay af nigel

I'm a Police officer who browses Sup Forums and watches rekt threads on the job. I'm fucked up in the head. Idk how they let me get this job.

Hey I'm going to japan next year where did you go to fug? I'm taking my wife but I'm gonna pretend to get lost while she's at the hotel and I'm gonna go fug me a fish head.

fuck you go back to your furry fap, not everyone had easy life as you kiddo. You think i wanted to be fucked by some psycho chick? You cant tell ho much people change after experiencing shit like this... im just here to survive

I spent all day whacking it and only came once. That's the level of clinical depression I'm at right now. I can't tell if it's because I'm addicted to porn, or if it's because I'm so lonely that people who do fetish porn are the only people who would talk to a complete stranger without really asking 'why are you trying to talk to me?'

Does it work?

so you come to Sup Forums to try to fit in
makes sense

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>complains about someone having an easy life
>has had sex
facepalming like fuck

Why don't you just "get laid" lel

I honestly just can't connect to people and the people who are interested in me are stalkers.

friendzoned the sweet but boring boy next door for years. then after high school slept with him after i found out i was pregnant. let him think the kid was his because he has a good job. i stay at home and raise "our" kid. he pays for everything.

i cheat on him quite a bit because he's boring, but a good provider and good with the kid.

i placed evidence to make a guy seem like a pedophile and possible ruin his relationship with a girl that has his kid.
all because asshole cheated on her with a younger girl and then decides to get back with her.
he currently works at space center taking picture of tourists (ironic)
going to keep on doing it until he shows up on the news.
his girlfriends dad is a cop.

fuck you mario vega.

dude im 32 and i rented my first flat when i was 29. All my life was living or on street or in other people houses or when studying in academic houses.

I masturbated to a picture of a sex doll online. Beat that faggots.

Yes. It will get back to her through her friends, or a whiteknight. Do yourself a favour and ditch it if you want to keep the girl.