How did you lose your virginity, Sup Forums?

How did you lose your virginity, Sup Forums?

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awkwardly

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HO HO HAHAHAHAHA *he thinks we lost our virginity, no, really* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *what a faggot, right?* HAHAHAHAHAHA

....really?

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37 and still haven't muh dude

lost my virginity to men after being raped

lost virginity to woman after raping childhood crush

29 and still going hard

In a corn field on the outskirts of a keg party. I lasted about 10 seconds, and it was really awkward after that. Good times.

Implying faggots here have sex. LOL out loud

Officially, by hitting on a deaf, bi-polar chick.
But not really trying.
Just by hanging with her and making her feel safe.

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YOU CAN DO THAT?

Cousin molested me when we were young. Alternatively my exbest friends girlfriend.

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Drunk at a fraternity party

Tinder. Every hookup I've ever had has been started on Tinder

met a chick at an anime convention, like a week later she came over and we tripped on acid while doing fuck all and towards the end of the trip we decided to do the didly, 0/10 couldn't nutt because of the drugs

bump bump bump

Same, couldn't nut first time because whiskey dick

WHen I was 16 on a sketchy logging road

I lost my virginity twice. No greentext because I can write prose.

So the first time, I was 19 and had been dying to fuck since forever. My preferred method of trying to get laid was to complain loudly to everyone that would listen how badly I wanted to fuck something. Finally, this girl who was like a 3/10 agreed to fuck me. Anyway, she got shitfaced and I finger-blasted her. user, she was on her period, but that's not all. It was like Campbell's Chunky™ brand tomato soup. I guess it congealed inside her vagina. I should mention she had a huge bush and not great breath either. Anyway, I managed to get it inside her, but I wasn't getting off. Technically I wasn't a virgin anymore.

The next time, some months later, I was still 19. I had been chatting up this chubby girl online, she was like a 6/10 if I'm being honest. But it was night and day. She was clean and fresh and not drunk and she wanted it, a lot. She lived about 2 hours away, so I made the trip, got us a hotel and we spent the weekend having sex and occasionally getting food. It was great. Would you believe me if I said I didn't cum? She got off like 20 times, but I was working out some serious issues with intimacy. Anyway, I had a great time, and we met up again a couple times after that, and finally I came in a rubber inside her, and I was officially no longer a virgin. Again.

And that's my story.

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I put my willy into a front-bum.

I fucked this absolutely disgusting fat girl. She was repulsive in every way, but I still remember the way, before we actually started having sex, I was stroking her pussy. She was so reluctant, but I started going hard. Eventually I said, "do you want more?" and she said, "yes". I'll never forget that. I get super hard whenever I remember it, even though she was disgusting.

Fat girls are the best, they're all grateful and shit and typically they're really into it. Too bad about all that disgusting biomass.

9 out of 10 times their pussy reeks

it happened when a boy put his peepee into my vajayjay :(

That's why you take a shower with them first

I met a girl online. She was, by far, the nastiest woman I've ever met. I could smell her pussy stink at the foot of the bed. When she dropped her panties, it was like a fucking atom bomb went off. I raw dogged it like a retard because #yolo and ended up with herpes.

Don't make my mistake. Fix your autism and find a girl that you meet in real life first.

>Campbell's Chunky™ brand tomato soup

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>post prom
>my buddy's girl gets drunk
>my bud is kinda drunk too and he wanted to keep talking to old friend so he asked me to take her home
>helped her in car, started driving her home
>eventually started making out with her
>feeling her amazing legs in her satin dress
>she pulls me into her house, barely make it through the door before we start making out again
>manage to hike up her dress and get her legs around my waist
>carry her to her bedroom
>lay her down with her dress up,she shows me her panties, moves them to the side
>Have her wet pussy in my hand
>dick pops through boxers
>push up and into her and just start pumping
>first time so barely lasted 30 seconds
>by the end i just pushed as deep as i can in her and came so hard

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hoo boy, this is a long one

>be me
>be 12 years ago (when i was 13)
>go on trademark brand cruise ship
>bored as all hell because edgy teen
>find qt 14 year old shortstack girl
>talk with her, laugh, etc
>end up making out for second time in my life
>prettygud.png
>hanging out and flirting terribly for the next couple days on ship
>last night before ship arrive back to port
>she texts me and we meet up in her parents' cabin while they're at dinner
>notsurewhattoexpect.jpg
>make out on tiny wall couch
>haven't fapped since getting on cruise
>cock is pouring precum for the last 3 days
>she says "let's fuck, user"
>never pulled my dick out that fast in my life
>30 second awkward bj
>dickisabouttoexplode.gif
>cum lightspeed all over her face/hair
>she laughs, takes her jeans off
>stick it in
>toowarmandsoft.webm
>cum almost immediately
>awkwardly apologize profusely
>eat her out until she cums
>clean off with towel, throw towel overboard
>hug and dry hump for a few minutes
>never see her again

and i've never had sex since then

now i'm just waiting to die

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Sounds like bs, whatever helps you sleep at night man

Fucked a fat girl I met online. Popped her cherry and fucked her in the ass until I was too sore to cum any more. It took a little training to get her to suck dick well but within the first couple days she learned to deepthroat and massage my dick with her esophagus because she had literally no gag reflex. The fat girl smell is real, but I'd do it again in a heartbeat

Wow you sound like a really swell "buddy".

Fuck I'm way to much of a normie
>lost v card at 14
I was adopted so I just got on girls as a kid never said I loved any until I was I think 22 lol

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I didn't

eventually stopped talking to them both lol

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I've never met an Asian girl with that disgraceful of a nose. other than that solid 6.5 tbh

>at small party in woods in Yellowstone
>everybody is drunk
>random chick starts feeling me up
>she takes my hand and walks me further away from group
>she rides me hard
>I cum inside and she keeps riding
>she cums a few minutes later
>still no idea who she was.

4 without a bra and shirt on.

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>asian
She's hapa and probably filipino

I didn't.
Not some kind of slut.

Buttfucked and crossdressing in an apartment attached to a church. Used to be inhabited by a small group of nuns. I like to think that they would have been aroused by my awkward, virginal gay sex.
Then I put on "Just Had Sex" on the trip back to my apartment.

As a complete shock it was at school I was 15 and she 13 turns out she was a horny teenager.
We started hanging out because I have friends who knew her sister in my class, go to one after school sessh to the Chevron for slurpees and we're laughing at each other's jokes and shit so we start hanging out outside of school.
So today I bump into her in the hall and she decides right then and there to skip class and asks if I want to come.
I think about it and since it's just the Cisco program and I already 100 in the class (it's open book and the easiest fucking course ever that gives you certification) so I say "fuck yeah I'd be bored anyways" we get off property at around the same time as it looks like everyone else is leaving she's leading to go through the forest up the road probably to the diner which has awesome Mac and cheese for $2.50 and I've got $5 score!
Instead of taking the right path through the forest to the diner we take left and leave the runners course we're away from where people would see us and I ask "where's this lead", she just said "here, I like you user" I was a little thick right at that second so I said "I like you too, your funnier than your sister wish we could hang out more often" she turns around and hugs me, I slowly hug her back and I ask "what's wrong" she exclaims "I like like you user".
My face probably went beet red I was a little shy and didn't usually get compliments or anything nice, I some bull shit my dad says about kissing girls so I cock my head to the side close my eyes and before either knew anything she's kissed me and forced her tongue in my mouth.
I kinda back up into a tree and have her there kinda on her tippie toes kissing me, her tongue tasted like shit (I found out later that day she smoked) she's pressing her hands against my stomach I rest my hands on her sides, after a little while she pulls back and kneels I just kinda follow her down, she kinda giggles at me and says "can you stand".

that hit 2k quick...

I lost mine at 15 to a smoking hot 18 year old redhead.

21

Haven't lost it yet, barely even kissed a girl, if older girls kissing a 8 year old me for being "cute" counts

I met her on Craigslist, we went on a few dates, she came over for dinner and a movie, we start making out, and pretty soon she's riding me. I was 31.

How big was his dick?

OP here
I'm still a virgin too. Who would've guessed?

No dick. I Legit had a High School senior jump on my freshman dick.

I got lucky.

>Be 16, fat 3/10 20 yo girl I worked with.
>Chatted on IM a lot after she left.
>I was a nerd, looking to just empty my nuts in a vagina.
>She obviously wanted it, no huge hints
>we had no confidence.
>I had only had finger bangs and handy from my ex.
>Go to her mobile home, classy.
>Hang out, awkward flirting, dry humping between her tree trunks legs
>get hard, she's crazy wet
>wasn't expecting it to go so fast no condoms, she said no sex
>roomie was coming home
>24 yo roomie 6/10, over confident slut.
>Talk to her, show her some strange spoof porn.
>She loves it.
>we all talk, I leave
>next day I get IM from the roomie
>She tells me to come up
>seemed odd, she didn't tell me why
>I drove up
>she said she wanted me
>make out
>She asks if I have a condom
>I say no, she said I have some
>takes me back to the bedroom
>make out, strip, she plump and stretchy, a fake blonde
>She flops on her back, spreads
>she says forget about the condom
>rail on her
>wasn't thinking and nut inside
>we gather ourselves, go down the trailer hallway
>3/10 had showed up
>she gave us the silent treatment

ouch. well she could have gotten fucked. that was her own damn fault. got any pics of them user ?

lost to a 18 girl in highschool when i was 16, we broke up after a month
>it fucked up my confidence as i was so bad at sex and I couldn't cum that time

how do i get gud at sex

By having sex

Green text now

>female family friend
>was young
>felt good

to my dad