IMAGINE

IMAGINE

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Why was the xenomorph so passive and retarded in the escape module? It just lay there in the corner like it was hiding, letting Ripley walk around and eventually prepare herself for a defense after she noticed it

It's shy. That's what I would do.

It hunted down a man with a flamethrower in the air vents, that doesn't sound very shy to me

It's not shy towards guys.

To check her butt cleavage.

Yeah that scene was not only completely unnecessary, it was also off-putting.

The Xenomorph literally has more sex appeal than her.

>implying you wouldn't

Remember when Alien was a horror instead of a shoot-em-up?

Alien was a slasher with decent direction and aesthetics

I can imagine a bonus, motherfucker.

I would but she's clearly lacking in the ass department.

>she was 30 in the first Alien film.

Fuck me! She looked like a fucking kid.

>Dat bushy poon doe.
Pic related

This is the bonus situation:
The bonus will always remain your imaginaition. Working class gets exploited by big cats. Then aliens are brought in for profit. Everything falls apart. When person calls for expulsion of aliens the minions of the captal interest go berserk.
Happened before, happens now and happens in the future.
Alien is truth. The bonus is a lie.

>The bonus is a lie.
No!!!!!!

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I really wanted him to survive, he seemed like a great guy and he helped everyone else

>be black man
>be in 1979 movie

Yeah, survival was never an option.

He definitely was the most likable character though

The alien gets lots of bonus.
Then someone throws the alien out.
So the bonus evaporates into space.
This did not work out well at all. Maybe it would have been better to not bring in the alien in the first place?

>Literally a cracka ass cracka

>implying

Right.

greatest non-ass in history !!

what does a xenomorph eat?

over a handful of movies and these guys are never hungry?

Cute :3

>not knowing women's asses only ever get fatter as they get older

You are no patrician of the female form.

What do rats eat?

are you implying they don't need to feed too?

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was she checking the space-craft's oil level, also if you were a xenomorph , would you bite that non-ass

No idea. They don't even eat the humans they capture and the environments they inhabit don't appear to have anything else to offer really

No, I'm saying that the Xenomorph probably scavenged, ate insects, ate other animals as it grew, got into the food stores and ate the humans killed in fighting or the ones that were still cocooned after the chestburster came out.

it bothers me the writers never address this, I mean they grow from a little alien after chestbursting to fullgrown in a very small period of time, you'd think they'd be hungry af by then.

No, I'm not going to IMAGINE.

I genuinely would have mad sex with that woman. She's FINE.
Her tits are amazing and even in 2016 she's completely mommy-core.

Plus she's a gamer and would buy me all the upgrades I'd ever need.

It also raped the blonde chick

I never realized how hot she was until I saw Galaxy Quest, and she was 50 in that
tragically underrated footgame desu

her legs end straight into her back

>Sigourney Weaver is ugly
When will this meme end?

>Then aliens are brought in for profit. Everything falls apart.
>Maybe it would have been better to not bring in the alien in the first place?
This kind of racist rhetoric is unaccaptable. Alien lives matter.

It was full? I mean it did just eat almost all of her crew.

It obviously had no idea what she was doing. They're not technical remember. All it saw was her messing with stuff and was curious.

It saw how small and slight she was an interpreted (correctly) she wasn't a threat. So just sat there watching.

They're driven by instict for the most part. It had no clue it'd be flushed out into space. How could it?

Fair enough, I thought it would behave more aggressively in a small, enclosed space where there was basically nothing else than Repley and the xenomorph itself

I wanna lick those thighs hnnnnnng

pls sir can I have some sauce

Every time I see that image of Weaver all that comes to mind is Gumby bending over to pick something up.

Surely you folks can see the resemblance, right? Right?

It was sleeping after a big black meal you dumbass.

80's Sigourny Weaver and 90's Jamie Lee Curtis is my dream threesome

The blonde one that the xeno raped is a tranny.

Bump

Zero ass was 10/10 in the 80s? Dissapointing

For fucks sake, Aliens don't eat people. Their blood sustains them. No movie ever implies people get eaten.