Alright faggots.
**ASK A PLUMBER ANYTHING**
If you ask the right question you may get some very interesting greentexts.
If you ask a new question you will get new greentexts. (You know.... O.C. That one thing the board is lacking)
Also general plumbing advice.
If you appreciated the advice you were given, reward me with tits.
I like tits.
Is it hard to sweat pipes together?
"sweat" pipes? You must be talking about soldering.
Easy as fuck. Just gotta get the right flame. The way they teach it at tech school is shit.
Have you seen some shit?
do u do gas installs? or do plumbers not do that. could a guy that knows how to use tools diy a gas install like a oven and hot water heater?
Why does water form around my toilet intermittently without having been used? I live in an apartment.
What is the best chemical for clearing slow draining bathtubs and sinks?
I need your advice, user.
How much ass does a presumably handsome plumber like yourself get on the job?
Oh hell yeah, greentext pending...
Yeah I do gas. Much like electricity gas is pretty much invisible death, so if you don't know how to size up your pipes properly, you can blow up your entire house. Don't risk it broskin.
Rapid AMA:
How old are you and why plumbing? Why not a different career or go the college route?
Your salary? Do you like your job? Does a job become too tedious and boring or does it interest you to figure it out?
Dumbest customer?
What state do you live in?
How many hours do you work a day (average) and how many hours do you usually sleep a day?
Do you have a family?
Favorite food and music genre?
Could be a leak on the cistern body washer. It would simply mean it's dribbling out of the cistern slowly even when not being used.
How much would this cost to build?
moflo.
Pretty sure it's just straight hydrochloric acid.
Gloves, faceshield, don't breathe the fumes, dont' let it touch the enamel or any other part of the tub, or it will kill the colour, use a funnel
The good looking ones probably get a bit, there's guys there that reckon they get heaps, but I get the feeling they're lying a lot. Probably get one or two here and there.
I've never got laid once except for when I was working at a hospital.
But why would it only do it on occasion?
how many lonely broads do you bed on the daily as a plumber?
Thank you for the answer sir, I appreciate your time.
37, plumbing because it pays.
Have got many other qualifications but plumbing seems to pay out the best atm. Was truck driving for a while but waking up at stupid oclock, driving an hour to office working 12 hours and then driving home was fucked.
Salary average around 60k a year, because most plumbing companies pay shit rates now, tried going out on my own but couldn't get the work.
Dumbest customers had to be during the longford gas plant explosion, there was a restriction on gas, got sent out to a heap of houses and kindergartens to light a whole lot of pilot lights only to find out they had electric units the whole time and hadn't bothered checking to see if they had hot water, so they just went without for months.
average hours a day 8-12
No family.
Fave food bangers and mash, music metal.
fuck off with your boring forced meme, newkid
It might be a case of when you flush, it fills up the flush pipe and slowly leaks through only after use, but isn't noticeable until hours later because slow leak.
Could be a number of things really, just touch all the rubbers and see which ones are wet.
Never happened once. Although one time I did come CLOSE....
>Working for some mob with a gps tracker on the car. Last job of the day.
>Rock up at house, lonely looking milf.
>Body 8/10
>Face 4/10 but whaver, have not had sex in 2 weeks.
>Get to door.
>Hello miss, my name is user, you called a plumber?
>Yes user, please come in and look at my sink.
>Check sink, easy fix
>No worries love, this'll take 10 minutes.
>While fixing sink issue, lonely milf begins chatting.
>So what's your story user, where you from etc. Usual crap.
>Move forward a bit.
>Have you got a girlfriend user?
>Ohshiti'minforthewin.jpg
>Nah, haven't got a girlfriend at the moment
>Why not user? You're an ATTRACTIVE man, you're obviously very PROFESSIONAL and STRONG...
>"Well I was seeing a girl but she left me two weeks ago"
>Sympathy card is go. I actually left the girl, not the other way around. ;)
>Oh that's TERRIBLE user! Are you doing ok? Surely you've got other girls on the go!
>Nah, chicks my age are a little bit stuck up, they tend to not find me attractive.
>Grabs me by the arm, brings face really close to mine, wide eyed
>REALLY??? REALLY user! I FIND THAT *VERY* HARD TO BELIEVE.
Dick is now rock hard.
Cont.
>user, do you want to stay for dinner?
>Yep, I'm in for the win
>"Ah, look, I'd love to, but I've got a GPS tracker on the car, and if I stay here too long there's trouble"
>Ok user, how about this, you drive your car a couple of blocks up the road and park it somewhere, I'll follow you in my car and drive you back here.
>FUCKYESI'MGETTINGLAIDTONIGHT.webm
>Drop off car, drive back, chick flits around for a bit and microwaves about the shittiest leftovers I've ever tasted.
>Cannot give fuck. Rock hard dick, barrel down food.
>Milf pours herself a glass of wine, would you like a cigarette user?
>Giving flirty eyes.
>Phone rings.
>It's her on again off again boyfriend
>"No no, it's just the plumber, no I'm not seeing anybody"
>Jealous boyfriend? All I need is porn music and the scene is complete.
>Finishes phone call.
>Sorry user, that was my boyfriend, we have.... a lot of troubles over time.
>"Oh you have a boyfriend?"
>NONONONONO!!! *EX* boyfriend...
>sex is still on the cards.
>Pours herself another wine.
>So user... How about that cigarette?
Cont.
>Sounds good
>Step outside on the balcony.
>She hands me one of her cigarettes
>Standing side by side, her sexy little milf body brushing blatantly against mine.
>So user... I get very lonely...
>Stay quiet, have cigarette, alpha as fuck.
>I don't get many male visitors over here...
>Dick hardening, pants bursting.
>You're not saying much user.
>Wink at her. "Just enjoying the cigarette".
>Well user, you're sucking something of mine, maybe I should suck something of yours....
>FUCKYEAH.winrar
>"Sounds like a solid plan"
>Milf throws cigarette butt in backyard and walks inside.
>Do same, I follow.
>She pulls out chair and motions for me to sit.
>I sit down getting ready for blowjob. Hard as fuck.
>She sits down on table opposite me and pours another glass of wine.
>Uh... ok... whatever.
>Then proceeds to sit there.
>"....you alright love?"
>Milfanon sighs deeply.
>Listen user... I'm sorry if I lead you astray....
>WTF?
>"...what?"
>Well you see, when I told you I wanted some company....
>"...yes?"
>I actually wanted company....
>"...what????"
>......user....I'm an alcoholic...
>My dick drops to half mast.
>I look around for secret camera for joke tv.
>She then starts to regale me on her life story on how she became an alcoholic, and how she really needs company.
>I say that's fair, say I really need to get to back to my car as I have an early start.
>She says no worries user! Give me your phone number!
>Sure thing alcomilf! Gave fake number.
>Takes me to door
>Any chance you can give me a lift back to my car?
>Oh no I can't user, I've been drinking all day! Goodnight!
>Closes door.
>Wander 5 blocks back to car, with half a hardon.
>Beta as fuck.
Best commercial product for removing items like hay, straw, hair etc from a sink drain?
>animal water bowls tend to accumulate it, do my best to stop it being washed down but every couple of months blockages start to form, the two part gel foam cleaner things seem to do a good job dealing with it
You're most welcome brave user, thanks for the tits!
Alright, when I say I've seen some shit, I mean I've seen some shit.
Get comfy user.
>Working for small business.
>Boss phones up one day "Got a job for you user"
>"No worries, what's the address?"
>Boss gives address
>Now just letting you know user, this guy may be a little... strange..
>"....ok"
>Rock up to house.
>Walking up driveway.
>Little pieces of paper all up driveway.
>Huh.... they look like toilet paper.
>Keep walking.
>Further up driveway. More pieces of paper.
>Brown stains.
>That *IS* toilet paper.
>MFW it's not wet, and it's not from a sewer overflow.
>Wtf.hat?
>Alright, let's see what i'm up against.
>Alpha chin on.
>Walk up to door, knock.
>Door opens, man is standing behind wire door.
>6'2 hulking fat hairy greek man.
>Completely butt fucking naked.
>Gigantic flaccid cock in full view.
>What the flying fuck.
>"WHAD YU WAN?"
>Uh... I'm the fuckin' plumber.
>Giant naked hairy greek bastard grunts.
>Hang on a sec.
>Walks into next room.
>No worries, must be going to chuck some clothes on.
>Walks back out, opens door again.
>Still butt fucking naked.
>"Alright come in..."
>Herewefuckinggo.avi
Cont.
No commercial items, just need to have cleaning access points installed and pull them apart when they start to get fucky.
You can TRY moflo but I'm not sure how well it will work for you.
>Fat greek bastard starts walking inside house.
>You know what, I'm behind him, he can't fucking trap me here.
>I'm gonna go have a fucking look.
>Step inside house.
>Place is a fucking pigsty.
>Newspapers stacked almost as high as my head.
>Canned food stacked up everywhere.
>Weirdest part of all.
>100's of tubs of vaseline.
>Like fucking HUNDREDS.
>All stacked up next to the newspapers and canned foods.
>Half of them have the lids off and are fucking empty.
>What the flying fuck???
>Wade past all this rubbish to his bathroom. He walks inside it.
>Bathroom is small bathroom.
>One bath.
>One sink.
>All of it, ENTIRELY
>let me be clear about this anons
>ENTIRELY SPLATTERED....
>WITH SHIT COVERED TOILET PAPER.
>It's like nothing I've ever seen.
>We're not talking like a few dalmation spots here and there.
>We're talking like massive lumps and chunks and everything.
>EVERY FUCKING WHERE.
Cont.
>So fat greek bastard waddles into his shitty toilet paper covered bathroom.
>Ohgodthesmell.choke
>He walks up to the cupboard.
>Opens the cupboard door
>Turns on the tap.
>And points at the cupboard.
>"See?"
>....no....
>"See?? See?"
>No mate I don't see, what's the fucking problem?
>"Is leaking! See?"
>Mate, you're going to have to get out of the fucking way.
>He walks out, and into the kitchen.
>Stupidly I walk into that festering bathroom.
>Sure enough water is pissing out into the basin cupboard while the tap is running.
>"See? See?" He asks?
>Right now, I realise, he's right behind me.
>I'm trapped in a shitstained bathroom, with a naked fat greek man and several half used tubs of vaseline.
>"That's it I'm getting the fuck out of here".
>"But you not fix problem"
>He's not moving.
cont
>Fat naked greek man still not moving.
>Aussie masterrace, mind like a steel trap.
>"Of course I haven't fixed the fucking problem, I've gotta go get my fucking tools out of the car mate."
>Stares at me angrily.
>Shit's about to get real.
>"Mate, I need you to get out of my way, so I can get my tools, and get it fixed."
>Fat naked greek continues to stare.
>Prepare to punch his stupid hairy fucking face in and be wrestled to the shit covered ground.
>Hairy behemoth Grunts.
>Gets out of way.
>I start walking out of the house.
>He follows.
>I walk to my car.
>He follows.
>I get in my car and lock the fucking doors.
>He is standing at the window just staring at me.
>In middle of street.
>Still butt fucking naked.
>"Where you going? You fix! You fix!"
>"Hang on mate"
>"No! You fix, you fix!"
>"HANG ON MATE".
>Phone boss
>"Who the fuck sent this job, is this a fucking joke?"
>"What do you mean?"
>"Dude, this guy is fucked UP, who phoned this IN???"
>"Hang on, I'll give you the number of the guy's social worker.
>......
>Fucking SOCIAL WORKER?????
>Tell boss "I'll call you back...." through gritted teeth.
Cont
>Phone social worker.
>"Dude, I can't fix this fucking job! What the fuck is with this guy?"
>"Yes sorry user, unfortunately there's not enough mental health facilities available, so they have to put this guy in a commission house for now"
>"Mate! He's more fucking worried about a water leak under a fucking sink, than the BIG STEAMING PILES OF SHITTY WALLPAPER ALL OVER HIS WALLS!!!"
>Yeah, I know, the place is disgusting, I'm sorry about that...
>..... Mindsnap
>"YOU FUCKING ***KNEW*** THE HOUSE WAS LIKE THIS BEFORE YOU FUCKING ***SENT*** ME THERE???
>"Yeah... look... sorry... seemed like an emergency... thought we might have to get it fixed..."
>...double mind snap..
>"SO EVEN FUCKING YOU!!! WHO I ASSUME IS ***NOT*** A GIGANTIC CRAZED FREAK, SEEMS TO THINK A FUCKING LEAK.... IN A FUCKING CUPBOARD... IS MORE FUCKING IMPORTANT.... THAN CLEANING SHIT OFF ***FUCKING...... WALLS***????????
>"........................uh.......yeah... look... again sorry for that.."
>breathed in as deep as I could
>yelled as loud as i could
>FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK YYYYYYYOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!
>Hung up.
>Fat naked greek guy taps on window again.
>"You fix?"
>FFFFFFUUUUUCCCCKKK OFFFFF!!!!!!
>Started engine.
>Hightailed it the fuck out of there leaving fat naked greek man standing fat and naked in middle of road.
>Drove to nearest KFC.
>Vomited my fucking guts up.
>Phoned boss, explained story.
>Boss laughed his guts up.
>Abused the cunt out of him.
>Took the rest of the day off and drank myself silly.
Didn't fucking rock up to work the next day either. The boss did not complain.
Naturally my return to work was met by a lot of cheesy bastard grins by all the boys, and the usual rounds of ribbings.
Bastards.
It's condensation you dolt. Stop misleading this poor user. What a shitty plumber you must be.
The toilet perspires on hot, humid days, because the toilet is colder (from being filled by water that is ground temperature). To help this problem, install a toilet tank insulating kit.
Dear god. This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
Get out of my thread fake plumber. You do not hold a candle to the mighty Plum/b/user.
Is it hard to become a journeyman? Do I need to go to a technical school or some shit or can I just become a paid apprentice?
Ever got a call from someone who had their throat cLOGged by Andy Sixx's log off shit?
So if Andy Sixx clogs a toilet do you just replace it ?
How was the school for it? I plan however you're supposed to start this year, so all advice would be greatly appreciated. To me it always seemed like a job that was there becsuse no one really wants to do it, and i get told it does pay well.
You can become a paid apprentice, the govt pays for your week at tafe. You basically do three weeks iwth the plumber and one at tafe.
get out of my thread newfag. your boring forced meme isn't even funny
How long do you think I will be able to get away with flushing two cue tips down the toilet every day?
Probably a month at best user. Why do stupid things for? Toilets are for shit piss and toilet paper only. Anything else will clog it and you'll be forced to pay money, why do it?
Toilets perspire. It's a thing.
Toilets don't have fucking pores or glands. It's not a thing, get the fuck out of my thread and stop trying to pretend to be a god damn plumber you neckbeard faggot sack of shit.
So I can call some faggot like you over here and mash his beans in.
how are your fellow plumber workers? Are they smart, dumb?
what age did you become a plumber?
Have you ever been fired from a job?
What did you want to be before becoming a plumber?
What religion are you?
What the fuck
you couldn't mash a potato ya weak gutted dog, now fuck off.
How does jizz look in a septic tank?
I work in the maintenance game, so for the average part they're quite smart, with a few drongos.
In the construction game they're stupid neanderthal fuckheads.
Became a plumber at age 19
Yeah, been fired a few times, nothing really exciting just don't appreciate being told to do stupid things.
I wanted to be a scuba diver.
No religion. Atheist to the core.
You wouldn't notice mate, there's a layer of crust that sits over the top and everything flows under that.
Does your company do trenchless ie pipe bursting cipp lining directional drilling?
Nah, never worked for one who did.
I saw some infomercials on TV about some chemicals that burn through plugged up hair and other mush,are they worth it?do they cause the pipe to deteriorate?do they work as good as they look like they do on tv?
Nah, that sort of stuff never works that well unless it's pure caustic soda.
Check out stuff called "Moflo" by momar, that shit'll burn through anything, but no not good for the pipes, it's one of those things that you use once if there's no other options.
How many weirdos with fucking strange shit clogging their pipes do you have to deal with daily? How many has mashed ur beans in?
Call a real plumber your throats about to get cLOGged
Rolling
Roll
>when, bugs... become real
You ever fuck on the job?
Apparently you don't know how clouds are formed. The sky, too, does not have pores or glands.
Hot humid air touches cold toilet. Reduced temperature makes water more dense. Water droplets form, run to the ground. It appears there's a leak but there isn't. Same as your cold glass of beer sweating on a hot day.
Have you noticed I can keep this thread on the front page without resorting to reposting the same boring forced meme over and over and over?
It's called OC. Give it a shot some day you boring neckbeard twat.
Not usually strange shit, usually standard shit. And none.
r u upset
Nope, there's a greentext above from when I almost did.
You're comparing evaporation to sweat? Get out of my thread dumbarse. Go back to school.
Don't be fucking stupid kid.
Yeah, sorry man, saw that after I posted.
all g broskin, and checked.
What's the longest clog of hair you've ever pulled from a tub drain? I worked maintenance part time for a while and pulled a hair ball out that was literally 5 feet long as my record.
Probably only a foot long. Pulled some tree roots out once that was about a 15 meter run though.
lol
Being louder does not make your more correct, friendo.
And, no, I'm comparing condensation to sweat. Try to follow along.
And like that I have nightmares but where are the next greentexts? I'm laughing my ass off mate
wtff
Yeah he prolly didn't read it cause it's 20 posts long and made up
>foot long.
I love it how you're now trying to use pseudo intellect to try and twist your stupidity around.
Quit kid, you haven't got the brains to compete. Go back to suckling your mother's teet ya green little sprog.
dubs LOGged Throat cLOGged
Yeah you can't compete with a true intellectual who's job is the thing you shit into
What's the biggest log you have ever seen? I mean solid, one piece behemoth
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Bring the questions and let's find out. ;)
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You can spam it as much as you like pal, it wont' stop it from being boring.
Now go baww to mummy about your chicken tendies ya fucking neckbeard loser.
You're being loud again. Please camly explain to me your position that toilets do not accumulate condensation.
....
Intensive care ward of a hospital. Fucking thing was the size of two coke cans stacked together.
Had to break it up to flush it down.
Get a log of this guy
I'm not dancing to your tune you fucking faggot.
You're not a plumber, and your theory is wrong. Who the fuck is stupid enough to argue with an expert about their field of expertise? Give up dumbkid, fuck off to a different thread.
keep spamming kid, you can't make it funny.
I like it when i posted spiderman pics in a loli thread and i got 3 day ban.
log fag spams his shit in a legitimate post. and nothing is done.
Yeah, logfag can't handle the idea of an OC thread staying on page one, so has to try and derail it because he thinks it makes him some sort of Sup Forums hero. He's not yet aware it's just boring samefag cancer.
Andy Sixx's. It's steamy dreamy creamy log cLOGged my throat