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I found this on my dick this morning, any idea what it could be?
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fake
Jizz
Hey OP, I think that might be a piece of rice. Might want to try eating your Taco Bell before or after fapping rather than try multitasking.
It's a cancer seed. It's a good thing you found it before it took root and killed you.
That thing is an erection seed that gives you an erection an hour before making your dick explode and your balls falling off
Jizz Crystals
OP do ever feel tired and sore after you cum really hard? Because my best buddy did and it turns out he had erectoitis cumalobty cancer in his left nut. Shit’s insane and I think he found out after checking up on his excessive jizz crystals. You should probably seek a medical professionals advice on this.
Congrats cracka ur producing meth now go head and share with your Trump supporting inbred family
OP jizzes meth crystals?
Yes
PUT ME IN SCREENCAP
spider eggs.
a tracking device
Rice your probably ate Panda Express
fwy wyce
this.
also may have happened so much time without sex that rice is starting to grow in the dick
How the fuck do you find something that small on your dick
Taco Bell, you eat rice at Taco Bell fuck you mongroid
Your white dick fell off
CIA microchip to make you gay
HOLEY SHIT!!! THAT LOOKS LIKE AIDS