ITT we write the Bible of Kek

1:1 In the beginning Kek created the heavens and the earth.

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1:2 and Kek declared OP is a faggot

69:69 Avoid shit slide threads by shit flags and make sure to sage

1:3 Kek threw OP in a pot of boiling water and he was destroyed for ever

The end.

4:20 KeK created all the plants

1:3 OP became angered at this declaration so he raised up a skeleton army to fight Kek


I know its more than one line fuck off

1:5 remember to always sage shit slide threads created by faggots

America is the only shit flag in this thread.

Nice try potato fucker

14:88 And Kek declared that Hitler did nothing wrong. Kek has chosen him as his prophet on Earth.

4.4
DUBS MAKE HIM STRONGER

HE GOT US.

SHUT IT DOWN

98:2 kek decided that he would flood earth with feminism as punishment for losing faith in meme magic

DELETE THIS

1:6 Kek declared to respect transgender individuals and accept that multiculturalism will better is us all

3:50 kek dreamed up some meme ups niggers need to go home

At least I'm fucking something, cuck.

7:77 Kek harnesed the power of trips

2:22 trips kill Kek

Check'd

Bless me with an over pour of NEETbux this year, Lord Kek

> this, I pray

1:26

And then Lord KEK created the rare flags.

3.14 kek declared that pie would be given out to good white children every other Saturday

4:20 check these dubs

Oh shit Italy bringing the heat

>Slide thread
Have you been living under a fucking rock? We have Kek threads every day. Fuck off.

11:11 - doubles are the true blessing of kek

Genesis 4:20 Kek created purgatory on earth for sinners to suffer before entering the afterlife. It was called Australia and was infested with aboriginals, fucked animals, and shit weather. but the most abominable thing to spawn from the fires of Australia, was it's shitposters. Kek said: "let those who have greatly sinned, suffer in the land of faggot OP's, a man would rather pluck his own eyes out, than live a day in that cuckfest of a land."

Checked

Pack it up boys, we're moving to tumblr

Fagggggggggggg

>elder memes like Cockmongler and the Happy Negro get no respect

kids

>copying the bible from the beginning
you are doing good

22:22 You shall not demand repeating digits. Kek grants his blessing as he sees fit. We are worthy to demand repeating digits.

They are faithful disciples of KEK who will get their own books

1:7 And the Kek said: The dubs will be blessed.

Kek is the one true God.

xD lmao

14:88

A CURSE UPON THOSE WHO INSULT KEK, A POX UPON THEIR HOUSES, DEATH DOOM AND DECAY UPON THE SUBHUMAN.

HAIL KEK

0000:6
Kek created Tyson to fight the bible thumpers

7:11 And Kek punished New York by crashing planes into the Twin Towers.

Have you been living under a fucking rock? We have slide threads every day. Fuck off.

implying the early memes weren't shitty you had to be in that thread tier

Top kek
>Tfw cucked by emus

1:8 Anyone who will renounce Jesus (fag Gaylord) Christ and all other false idols, and truely accept Kek and meme magic will meme on for eternity and live a dank after life.

Hide the thread and fuck off back to your Trump General then.

xD Lmao

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xD lmao

Kek is a faggot ass fake g-

6:66 Anyone who uses "zoozle" will be sent to Heck

Ikr :D

6:66
Kek is the only true god and anyone who says otherwise shall feel keks wrath.

4;20 Love everything, and everyone with all your heart and soul

well that was a failure

9:11 And thus Op shat out his gaping asshole a tumor oozing wuth fresh semen to create another bait thread.

Top zozzle my friend

9:11 Kek declared to his followers the holy phrase: "FUCKING JEWS!"

>tfw Kek has the best sense of humor

7:77 trips kill Kek

Worshipping false prophets is a sin

8:88 trips kill Kek

3:5 kek declared the degenerate fag known as op will no longer be allowed to post his pony pictures on Snapchat

14:88
Remove the juden

99:99 quads kill Kek and all his followers

Niggers are shit, the great conciousness hates niggin thus hates niggers. Niggers are shit do not associate with thier kind. Even a white can be a nigger, look for how they talk and dress. Never trust any negro or muslim

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So close, blasphemer, so close.

DELETE THESE OR FEEL THE WRATH OF KEK

90:4 Canadians take Australia's crown of shit posting Queen

Top zizzle star man

Colossians 3:4-6

4 When Christ, who is our life, shall appear, then shall ye also appear with him in glory.

5 Mortify therefore your members which are upon the earth; fornication, uncleanness, inordinate affection, evil concupiscence, and covetousness, which is idolatry:

6 For which things' sake the wrath of God cometh on the children of disobedience

0:1

Kek is unaffected by dubs, trips, quads, quints, hexts and above.

\thread

Creating heavens and earth prior to creating time.

Fail.
0/10 would not believe.

2:22 Kek is gay

19:45 The lives of 1000 non whites are worth less than one white fingernail. Its not cannibalism to eat non whites.

WE7mWCz1 confirmed just some triggered Christcuck. Hiding all your posts, cya friendo.

This tbqhwy familia

Fag can't take the bantz

Lets get a google doc going and write the real bible of KEK

Kek has spoken

1:2 and god said let there be faggot. And there was OP.

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Reported

1:1 In the beginning was the word.

And it was the bird

It is you "christians" who are the wolves and false profits

Kill yourself, reddit. Space nigger is a nigger.

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>20 posts

BASED black science man you mean

22(;

1:27 Have fun in the pokey.

>Kuk (also spelled as Kek and Keku)
>Kuk

Acts of Niggers Chapter 467:8 - 9
8 ... Grand theft larceny, grand theft auto, rape, homicide, double homicide, possession of narcotics, distrobution of narcotics, 9 prostitution, slavery, homesexuality, AIDS...

3:14 Here comes dat boi

In the beginning there was all and nothing. Abstraction, and then came the lie, order and light. The clock ticks. Come as you may, dictate as you wish, death creeps around the corner, licking its lips. The shadows of every dead thing, the death of the Sun, as the clock ticks, know that one day, all will be undone. You will be raped by gravitational waves due to your adherence.

Oh shit

kek says no one can comprehend his work.meme magic can not be comprehended. his will is his own

This shit is way more cringey than any anime post