Should a modern remake happen? By "modern" I mean set in the 2010s

Should a modern remake happen? By "modern" I mean set in the 2010s

Who would you cast?
Who would you pick for the director?

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Nah, it would just demonize H.H. instead of exploring his actual love for Lo.

>Should a modern remake happen? By "modern" I mean set in the 2010s
no
>Who would you cast?
ryan gosling as pedo man
angourie rice as the girl
>Who would you pick for the director?
paul thomas anderson

>Lolita-remake in the era of SJW-Cucks
Nah, thanks, I'll pass.

seth rogan as humbert and michael cera as lolita

H. H. played by Idris Elba

Lo played by Bri Bri

Directed by BLACKED

Roman Polanski as director

Cast meme girl being posted here (jojo?).
Dude weed lmao as director

Lolito

the old remake is already good enough

>H. H. played by Idris Elba
nice

>remake?

HELL NO.

2016's audiences are way too adolescent and juvenile to appreciate this type of story.

>constant twitter bullshit while filming
>zealot sjws trying to get director/writer put in prison
>entire storyline gutted to serve 3rd wave narratives

It's be a shell of a movie. Riddled with identity politics.

The girl will be aged up to 16 and played by a 20 year old, so no.

A truetothebook Lolita movie would be great if we didn't live in the shithole social climate that permeates the western world.

They should make a shota remake

oh gosh

Only if Dolly is played by an actual Nymphet

I used to read the book on the subway to work. The looks I got from people were AMAZING!

Most people only know the title and what the meme is (pedo shit about little grls) without understanding the actual story.

It's literature.

You have bigger balls than I, my friend.

Hot

no because then the little girl would have to act like a whore and send nudes over instagram and snapchat

It's current year. Girls couldn't consent to sex in any way whatsoever so HH would have had to have "raped" her, even if she initiates it all, as per the novel.

Radical feminists wouldn't even allow it to get greenlit anyway. They'd be all over it like stink on cheese.

It's funny because Lolita isn't even about a pedophile.

Paul Rudd as Humbert Humbert
Ryan Gosling as Quilty
Meika as Lolita

>reading hard copy of Lolita in public
>in Clapistan
ISHYGDDT

>he hasn't seen the remake on kazaa

Sounds good to me?

What's even funnier is my wife bought it from a charity shop without knowing what it was.

show pusy

>implying they'd cast a PoC as a pedo

i love it when you aspies get pedantic about specific terminology. ephobophile is never going to catch on. no one will ever use that term colloquially.

Every teenage girl these days already has daddy issues, whether they're real or just a kink.

This story wouldn't even be taboo anymore.

> instead of exploring his actual love for Lo.

Don't believe Humbert lies user

Also I rather they just do another film adaption of one Nabokov other novels instead of trying to do another one for Lolita.

I'd just like a pro-pedo film to be made that challenges everyone's ignorant bias about pedophilia.

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hey reddit.

Zack snyder
Brad pitt
Ellen page

Support your anti-pedo stance with reason and logic. I dare you.

Idris Elba as Humbert
Unknown new kid as Lolita
Director M. Night Justfuckmyshitup
Setting modern rural christian America
Twist it's a trap
Rated R

Go away Humbert.

Support your anti-murder stance with reason and logic. I dare you.

Nice b8 senpai, tasty shit

So then it just be Death in the venice?

>even if she initiates it all, as per the novel.

>Believing HH's lies
Holy shit man, did you miss the entire point of the novel?

tippedofftothefbi.jpg

Humbert's a hebephile though. He specifically says his strike zone is 9-14.

they should remake Pretty Baby instead.

Humbert was a good honest man!

>He fell for the evil pedophile meme

Do you think that bullshit foreword by John Jay Jr. is supposed to be taken literally?

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A good honest man wouldn't cause a nymphet to cry herself to sleep.

Dolores was a cunt that played him the entire time.

He made some mistakes but if I were in his position I would have done the exact same thing

I was thinking The Crying Game pedo version

WHY IS WATER COMING OUT HER ASS

What movie?

she was a child.

>exploring his actual love for Lo
t. plebian

Hebephile isn't going to catch on either. Pedo is the colloquial umbrella term that everyone uses and no amount of sperging out is going to change that.

Alright but just remember even Humbert realize he messed up things badly with her in the end of the novel.

>9
That's pedophilia

>Every teenage girl these days already has daddy issues
because men can't parent properly. they don't have the emotional intelligence.

Michael Caine as Humbert
Matthew McConaughey as Claire Quilty
Cloe Grace Moretz as Lolita
Scarlet Johansen as Charlotte Haze
Rooney Mara as Vivian Darkbloom

Directed by Michael Bay

Pedophilia isn't just liking prepubescents, it's having a preference for them. Humbert liked prepubescent girls, but his preference was for pubescent ones.

The word you are looking for is contemporary

A half-pedophile is still a pedo

>men can't parent properly
More like it's the mother's fault for divorcing and putting a restraining order against the father, getting knocked up by a nigger piece of shit who runs the moment the pregnancy test comes back positive.

if he was a better husband and father she wouldn't have a reason to divorce him.

>angourie rice
Too old.

How naive you are.

>Should a modern remake happen

Hi, pedo.

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What did they mean by filming this?

Shouldn't you be crying in your pillow about your fucking meme president getting raped?

lol sure i'm the naive one.

Adrian lyne is a decent director desu.

>implying i'm american
even if i was there's no shame in crying over that result. maybe if men could openly cry they'd be better people.

she's too old now, but i love the general idea.

Lexee

Or is she too old?

Gaspar Noe as the director obviously

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Brehs...

she could play hh in a gender reversed version

I will never watch Lion King the same way again.

Why is this allowed?

I want a female/female version of Lolita.

Yes please

just go watch the biopic that inspired that film

Is that any good?

>fapping to Sasha
Gross

its really good, and if you are into pedo shit watch Mala adolescenza that have the real girl in question Eva (i dont remember the last name) when she was 12 and other 2 girl and boys at the same age. I'm not into pedo but I love explotation mvies from 70's, the scenes are quite harsh for me.

stop arguing and post her feet

I'm not a pedo but I will check out my little princess.

Also every time I read discussion about Malaodolescenza everybody say it's shit.

Does this make normal people feel uncomfortable or just people like me?

Everything about Brooke from this time period is magical.

Pretty Baby, her artistic photographs that were in a British museum.

yeah, malaadoloscenza like I say it's very very 70's explotation, so per se, it's bad, I like the dinamics between the characters and the feeling that naybe they are in some kind of garden of eden, it reminds me to Innocence from Lucile Hadzihalilovic, both are weird coming of age movies.

>tfw I knew a girl who was 14 who had daddy issues and had older men she met on her instagram to take her shopping at mall and spend hundreds of dollars on her

>and the feeling that naybe they are in some kind of garden of eden

I see you are a millennial who has never "played" outside in woods.

That sounds like some real lolita shit.

She was batshit insane though. She and her friend were both pretty fucked in the head. They have instagrams and then they have another instagram account where they post their lewd selfies.

Girls from Philadelphia is anyone wants. kek. Though I feel bad for her because I know in a few years she will end up even more fucked up than she is now.

Sounds good dude.

Sounds like the average female.