How many scoops of this shit am i meant to put in the cup and why the fuck does it float

How many scoops of this shit am i meant to put in the cup and why the fuck does it float

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powder first, then liquid

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Stir it

>fucking chocolate powder
>not using chocolate syrup
fucking disgusting

who the fuck stands a loaf of bread vertically in a bowl... you monster

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I did majority of it floats, i took a drink and it taste pretty shit

Chocolate and malt, tard

Aww

if that what fires you up , lucky u dont see the other 2 loafs to the side

>Not knowing how to read directions

what do you mean exactly

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You are supposed to either drink it hot or use a blender to drink it cold
Nigga, it aint Nesquik

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you could try putting the powder in first with a little bit of milk then microwaving it so it mixes in properly, then filling the rest of the glass with cold milk

dear lord... they arent even closed.
i can hear them getting stale and crispy

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i put 3 scoops in with a dash of boiling water. mix it till it takes on almost a paste form. Then fill the glass with cold milk and mix again till blended.

You put excessive amounts in first then the milk, stir vigorously and whatever doesn't mix you just eat with a teaspoon cause it's fckn delicious

yes

This user knows best.

Mix it in the bottom of the glad with a little hot water, then add cold milk and stir until mixed properly.

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this
pack it down at the bottom of the glass and pour the milk on top

Eat that shit cunt.

Or, do what I do and microwave some milk first, then add some powder and stir it in. Then add more milk.

Hot milk mixes better

bullshit you don't know how to make milo cunt, you've got woolies bread in the background, obviously an aussie.

Nah cunt if you put the powder in first it sticks to the bottom of the glass.
Use the spoon to crush the powder against the sides of the glass as you stir it use as much as you want.
Nah I bet its some poof from euroland who doesn't know what the fuck hes doing.

Most Australians use a ladle for their milo. One heaped ladle is usually enough

You put a little hot water in the bottom then add Milo, stir the fuck out of it then top it of with milk you uncultured swine

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I love you OP.

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You will never get it to dissolve unless you use hot milk or water.

ITT : CHILDREN

are you not ITT >?

OP doesnt have a shaker bottle, do you even protein bro?

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What's a ladle mate like one of them of them spoons used for roo stew? If yea na absolutely correct mate but if na then dunno what are ya talkin bout aye well have a good one mate

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So many faggots in here that don't know how to Milo

That's that smallest bong I've seen but yea na I got me trusty old 1.5 litre powerade bottle so if I do drop it it don't smash cheers though cobba

That's what he made the thread for if you know the best way how a video tutorial would be appreciated so we can help the poor bugger out

nah for gravy cunt

Please stop theres enough lies on the internet already

Nah that's called a dipper mate there's one in the stars right now outside my windows

Using a blender will raise the milks temperature and ruin the chocolate milk.

While we're here what do you aussies think of promite

Nah get fucked cunts, I'm not giving away my secrets

Step 1: Scoop as much as you can until your mum tells you to stop

Step 2: Add some coles brand milk

Step 3: Stir till you trigger another christchurch earthquake

Step 4: Use spoon to eat the sweet powerdy nectar off the top

Step 5: Skull the milk in 3 seconds flat because your already late for school

Step 6: continue your day being a weetbix kid

Your welcome.

my welcome

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You forgot to put the extra sugar, Coco Pops, and sliced banana in it.

Would you also like breathing instructions?

implying an automated body function is the same as mixing a shitty choc drink that floats no matter how much u push it down

Do what the pros do and half fill with milk before adding the milo. Mix a bit then fill with more milk.

that's a meth/crack pipe more colloquially known as a whistle or a glassy depending on what state you're from. he is calling you a meth head.

How can you get Milo wrong?

shovel in as much as you like you nong and mix with milk. you actually eat it with your drink. If you put it in first you get some later on in your drink when you spoon it out.

you fucking poms are disgusting. I have a South African mate who loves it and says Vegemite is too weak a taste.

absolutely disgusting stuff but some like it.

powder + sugar
hot water
milk

a) written on the can
b) it's too dry

this is perfect except for the "your."

>Too dry

you must hate or sense of humour

this thread made me cry.

Yer meant to put a bit of milk in the tin and eat it with a spoon m8. Don't be unaustralian cunt.

Milo is the best meal when you're playing the flute.

Save money, buy a spoon.

lol just spraying it everywhere

hot

Fuck man, I've been dealing with shitty lumpy Milo for fucking ages. Thanks user.

nice woolies bread.
give me a photo of the sticker on it.

i would but i am to high at the moment
my wife buys that shit bread i dont know why yet when i buy some helgas she eats it all before the cheap shit

If you want to do it properly put the powder in the cup, pour a small amount of hot milk enough to mix it then once it is fill the class with cold milk and add another spoon of powder and mix it more so you can eat molten milky chocolate goodness.

ahh good, some sense in here

this is a long shot but you're not close to the Alice region are you? and if not you wouldn't be keen to start running a couple of ounces of weed to the area a couple of times a year because this place has been dryer than a Menopause cunt. I could pass a drug test it's been that long since I've puffed and I hate the world and most of the people in it when I'm not high.

80% milo
20% milk
Stir until a thick gooey agb like substance
Enjoy with spoon or as a slow flowing avalance of awesomeness.

yeah i am obviously doing ti wrong according to many of the opinions here , i did even think about half of them.

Nah sorry m8, i live in the cannabis state :D South Australia has the most lax laws in Australia, as far as i am aware 80% of the weed in Adelaide is sent to other states especially QLD and ACT were the price is nearly double.

we pay about $400 for an ounce. it's heart-breaking

fucking this.

or just spoon that shit down your throat, chug the milk bottle, then get your boyfriend to fuck your ass hard until its shaked enough.

it should say on the package and it floats, cuz cocoa is fat, light powder. thats why u also have to stir it, bitch

Fuck up milo is good shit and OP just needs to stir some of it in

$200 here :D

>>This is what caused the USA to vote between trump, a cunt, and hillary, another cunt

No wonder we're all laughing at your shitty excuse for a nation that's filled with niggers.

Enjoy your Diabetes 2 OP, that Milo shit is basically sugar with a bit of Vitamin C thrown in so you don't get scurvy.

Put the whole thing in.

You have to heat the milk. It's not a cold drink. Microwave for a minute or so.

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Bakers bread
OP is a good man

I thought I was the only one haha