So im texting my friend and after a nice chat about her sitting in a pool of her own period blood she says that she has...

so im texting my friend and after a nice chat about her sitting in a pool of her own period blood she says that she has to go and she should “spam me with jokes or something”
i told her the worse joke I know (how many babies does it take to paint a wall: depends how hard you can throw) but im sure that all you guys have some worse ones than that, so feel free to go ahead and tell me the most despicable jokes you have and I’ll send them to her.

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OPs life

ahahaha got em

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What's the difference between a dead baby and bugotti?
I don't have a bugotti in my garage

What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor

What's worse then 10 baby's tied to 10 trees?
1 baby tied 10 trees

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your TV floating??
DROP IT NIGGER!!

holy shit these are so fucked. got any that aren’t about babies?

You liking these jokes OP?

boring

what's the best part about having sex with twenty one year olds?

there's twenty of them

op here
apparently these aren’t fucked enough, she only did the laughing emoji.
she wants more.
lets ruin her day boys.

How about you contribute fuck boy??

The only thing smaller than a Jew's penis is a Nigger's to do list.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster?

1000 babies in a dumpster

Whats worse than that?

Theres a live one in the bottom

What's worse than that?

Its eating its way out

Whats worse than that?

It enjoys it

Whats worse than that?

It goes back for seconds.

What's more fun than shoveling dead babirs off my porch? Using a snowblower.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's red green, purple all over, and hangs in trees? The same babies I snowblew off my porch the same babies 1 week later.

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holy fuck...

What did the Nazi say to the Jewish baseball player? Hit the showers

Tell me if she laughs.

How do you milk sheep?

Release another iPhone.


Damn girl are you a newspaper?

Cause there's a new fucking issue with you everyday.

Orgasms are like opinions...

Mine is most important and I don't care if she has one.

Whats the hardest part about being a pedophile?


Fitting in.

What do you call you one nigger at the bottom of the ocean..a problem
What do you call ALL the niggers at the bottom of the ocean
Problem solved

What's faster then a nigger running with stolen TV
His brother with the DVD player

._.

How do you fit 10 babies into a cup?

Blender

How do you fit 1000 babies into a phone booth?

Blender

How do you get them out?

A straw and some Doritos.

What do you call a flying Jew?

Smoke

What do you call two niggers fucking?

Fucking niggers

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

She lost her arms in a car accident.

Who's knocking at the door?

Not Sally

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where are you all getting these from some people have the same jokes

Do you know the problem with eating out a hairless girl? I can never tape the diaper up correctly afterwards.

I've known these jokes for years no surprise other people know them

op here
she says she loves these and she wants to know where i get them from, do i tell her?
also, my Sup Forumsrothers, she doesnt seem to shocked, i think we need to get worse than this.

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all though the shed,
All creatures were stirring, even old Ed.

The bodies were hung from the rafters above,
While Eddie was searching for another new love.

He went to Wautoma for a Plainfield deal,
Looking for love and also a meal.

When what to his hungry eyes should appear,
But old Mary Hogan in her new red brassiere.

Her cheeks were like roses when kissed by the sun
And she let out a scream at the sight of Ed's gun.

Old Ed pulled the trigger and Mary fell dead,
He took his old axe and cut off her head.

He then took his hacksaw and cut her in two,
One half for hamburger, the other for stew.

And laying a hand aside of her heel,
Up to the rafter went his next meal.

He sprang to his truck, to the graveyard he flew,
The hours were short and much work he must do.

He looked for the grave where the fattest one laid,
And started digging with a shovel and spade.

He shoveled and shoveled and shoveled some more,
Till finally he reached the old coffin door.

He took out a crowbar and pried open the box,
He was not only clever but sly as a fox.

As he picked up the body and cut off her head,
He could tell by the smell that the old girl was dead.

He filled in the grave by the moonlight above,
And once more old Ed had found a new love.

I would most definitely NOT tell her she'll brows and see the lolli and rekt threads and will thinks there's something wrong with you

Q: Why did they have to keep the heat on in Ed Gein's house?


A: So the furniture wouldn't get goosebumps.

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What do anal sex and spinach have in common?

You will hate both if you were forced to have it as a kid.

I called the rape advice hotline.

Apperantly its only for victims

A woman in the bar said "I wouldnt fuck you if you were the last person alive"

So I said "who will stop me?". That wiped the smug look off her face

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special Olympics?

Not being retarded.

Whats the first thing a battered woman does when she gets home from the hospital?

The dishes, if she knows what's best for her.

I like my women like I like my cigars, 7 years old and coming from Cuba in a burlap sack

What is a holocaust survivors favorite movie?

Gone with the wind.

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What's the best thing about fucking twenty three year olds? There's 20 of them.

What’s black and red and can’t turn around in an alley?
A nun with a javelin through her neck.

already said dumbass

Like i give a fuck fgt

this thread is now just a fucked up things to say thread

who made you the boss

op should have pissed her off with the mass amount of jokes by now

>OP talking to girl
Fake and gay