Ramzan: Enough Is Enough Edition

Kek is pregnant with a happening.
Today is the day.

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kek can hope

Kek requires Trips to confirm happenings though?

Already confirmed London and Berlin in the rammadan thread

trips cancels happening

Ask Kek's Apostle Anything.

Is it time?

Are you real Kek?

Praise Kek.

Don't ever ask about the realness of Kek again.

What is real though?

A FUCKING LEAF
AHHAHAHAHAHA...HOLY SHIT
LIKE...AHHAHAHAHHAA..WHAT...THE....FUCK.........A LEAF!!!!!!!!
OH MY GOD....HAHHAHA....JESUS.....CHRIST....MOHAMMAD....(PEACE BE UPON HIM)......AN...ACTUAL....FUCKING....LEAF....ON.....A......FLAG....LIKE….LITERALLY….AN…ACTUAL……HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…..”COUNTRY’S”….FLAG….WHAT….THE….ACTUAL….FUCK…..HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.....HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA...OH GOD....I'M.....I'M DYING....HAAHAHAHHAHA....I CAN'T....I CAN'T BREATHE.....HAAAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!
LIKE….WHAT…LE…FUCK….HHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…A..FUCKING…..LEAF!!!!!.....OF….ALL…HAHAHHAHAHHA…THE….THINGS….A…….LEAF!!!!!!!...HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…..WHAT……WERE…..THEY….THINKING!!!!!!!!
LMAOOOOO….JUST….FUCK….HAHAHHAHAHAHA….MY….FLAG…UP!!!!!!!!!

The Red.

Will Kek spare devout followers?

Have we started the fire?

Is Meme Magic potent enough to grant us an entire year of happenings?

Is it really gonna get crackle lacking tomorrow? I'm not going to work if it is, i need substantial proof that something yuge is going to happen.

What happened in London and Berlin?

Ask the Magic Don for yourself.
I imbued the Donald with Memetic Magic I found on the top of a Kek Mountain.

Will the next 9/11 be tomorrow, 6/6/2016???

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Donald, in regards to , which you confirmed as being true, will this attack be larger than 9/11???

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just got roasted by Kek

Will there be blood?

Everything changes--today.

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I'm reaching Magic levels that shouldn't even be possible.
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What's so special about today other than it being Shinji's birthday?

Well Shinji's a huge bitch and the Anime's are never going to be memed into reality except for some of the technology.

Will we end degeneracy once and for all?