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It's back lads

>watching this pleb shit

are you a 50 year old woman? if not what the fuck are you doing

would still give Vorderman a seeing to

Yes lad.

Vorderman is a qt milf

Hype
Banter central. Ant and Dec go ham with it

>Vorderman in the jungle shower
>With the Gogglebox slag
Mmm

is this the Trump presidency documentary everyone's been talking about?

Would you let Carol give you a consonant lads?

>not putting "I'm a Celeb" in the description

Fucking amateur. Having me scour through the catalogue like a mong.

This fucking comedian is irritating as fuck

Id give that other peng-ting a vowel or 2

if you wouldn't put it in Carol's 55 year old ass I don't know what to say to you

Post Carol's award winning rear of the year

This just gets worse with each passing year, but that's to be expected

I'd dive into her jungle if you know what I mean

who /waterlooroad/ back in the day lads

Why has Dec got a beard now?

SCARLETT IS BEST JUNGLE GIRL SUCK MY DICK

Nah bruv the banter gets better every year

>reality TV "star"
>celebrity

Don't know any of these cunts other than Carol.

odds on the geordie lass from gogglebox getting teamed in the jungle lads?

thats ant mate!!!!

All 3 of those lads look like batty boys.

i'm a pleb get me off this board

>Vorderman showering in a bikini in the jungle

My boyhood wet dreams are coming to life.

(You)

:) what

get off then bruv haha :^)

Who the fuck is that stand up comic? I've never heard of him. Has he been on telly at all?

Got some decent totty this year lads

Carol > everyone else

>Wayne Bridge

Haha.

Inb4 he's made to watch EBJT fuck his wife in a bush tucker trial.

Actually quite impressed with the quality of slags this year tbqh

Watching for Scarlett

I'm a Cuck! Get me outta here

Your standards are absolutely fucking abysmal.

>I'm gay
Weird of you to announce that lad.

welcome to Sup Forums

>You will never watch telly with Scarlett and fall asleep on her fat tits

Lamb the legend noo way faamm

Ola jordan is literally unreal

fucks sake

Never fucking reply to me again, virgin.

>no Scarlett in a bikini
Why

Never fucking reply to me again, bender.

>Bridge not dodging the handshakes and staring down the other contestants

Sam Quek or Carol to win desu

I think I would have sex with every single one of this years campmates desu. They're all hot.

Gay boy!!!!!!!

I think he was in the shitty uk remake of Impractical Jokers and apparently Skins.

Every year I tell myself I'm not going to watch this shit and every year... here I am.

I'm addicted to bantz.

But she's a fat munter lol

Larry Lamb is going to fucking die lads

>Sam Cuck
Do I fit in yet or should I say cuck a few more times?

>fat tits
They're sad pancakes, she got them out on some reality show a few years ago.

I'll watch literally anything with Bant and Kek in it.

>ITV
>can't even afford a jungle anymore

Sad!

upvote !

Lol really? Pics?

>BBC and channel 4/Film 4 unknowingly doing their "black celebration" seasons at the same time

Google it, I used to have the episode or clip. The show was called Beauty School Cop Outs

It's Black History Month you mong.

Lisa Snowden would definitely get it tbqh lads

We don't celebrate black history month.

I thought nigger month was just for yanks?

Why do you confine black history to one month?

how many times is this on a week lads?

#BTFO

>just shilling a hotel

>channel named BBC is celebrating blackness

Every day homie

Every day.

It's hard enough to fill one month with pretending they have any relevance.

this is going to disrupt my Office rewatch, but ALRIGHT

BBC and channel 4 are absolutely consumed by identity politics. They're a lost cause.

>MoS music

Marvel BTFO

My heart's going here lads and I'm only watching it for fuck sake.

>Carols arse bunched up in that harness

Anyone else erect?

when do i get to see carol deepthroat a kangaroo dick lads

>Heights

Such a meme fear.

Public speaking is the patrician fear.

Why is Carol so fit?

My dad fucked carol vorderman in the 90s lol

this tbqh

Anything genuinely dangerous shouldn't be considered a phobia anyway

Can you imagine how puckered her arsehole was during that? You'd probably struggle to get a twizzler in there.

Jesus

this tbqh. looks at death's door, the first physical challenge will probably finish him off

>tfw 6'7" and afraid of heights
Living in a perpetual nightmare.

>every christmas advert has a black family in it

This is why Trump won.

2 sausage rolls and a cup of tea says this "comedian" doesn't do it.

Lanklet

milk two sugars

6'7 is almost average height now

Why can't (((they))) just stop pushing their shite

>6'7 is almost average height now

I remember watching this show when I was 9 years old because it had cool animals in it and the guys who introduced pokemon in the morning.

What the fuck is your excuse? Aren't you adults? Aren't you ashamed for watching this mind melting trash?

Or is it actually still somehow good after more than a decade?

I don't think they're pushing anything, just filming in London.

248lbs desu. Not all us can be manlets lad. Some of us have to be real men.

Watching any primetime advert break in this country, you'd think blacks are 50% of the UK.

haha keep dreaming lad

Bant and Kek are national treasures and nobody needs an excuse to watch anything they're involved in.

We've all grown up with Bant and Kek. Literally since we were little lads on Saturday mornings.