Rate my dick
Rate my dick
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Looks like a sweet potato.
Extensive penis enlargement surgery & foreskin restoration/10
Op is a fag
That is disgusting..
mutant banana/10
Op has dead people tissue for a dick. It's disgusting.
What has been put into it?
You can't even fuck with that thing
Looks like two penises inside the same shaft skin ...
This kills the black race
uncircumcised/10
Would love to see my gf playing with that
haha look at the jew! ahahahaha nice mutilated alien cock
doesnt meaaure up
Measure. Fuck.
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deadly/10
Got kik op?
girth?
Looks ugly but must feel so good to take that in my rectum
post pic with foreskin pulled back
kik robie1871
10/10 would like to play football with it
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Pull foreskin back pls
would lick
How much of it can girls actually take??
That's rugby
not bad. what girth?
eww
thats a fuckin WHAM dick ahahaahahahahahaha it looks like a fucking baguette
Seriously what happened to it? Does it hurt?
>Pull foreskin back pls
Ok
Now pull it back when you’re hard
Side view? What's the response typically like to it?
your dick is amazing but im just weirdly entranced by how femenine your hands are
also some fresh oc for you
i wish i had your dick op. mine is only 11 cm :(
more
Can i eat your cum?
looks like u need to get a surgery, if u can't pull ur foreskin back 100%, you cant rly fuck with it = surgery.
kek
It’s more of a novelty piece than a functioning dick. That’s some shit girls think they want until they realize their vagina isn’t a one size fits all. Most girls would have a problem with it. It’s most likely really uncomfortable to lug around. Also it’s uncircumcised so add that to the disgusting cock list. 3/10 get a reduction if you want a normal life.
C’mon man that thing looks so fucking stupid. Show us your real dick.
looks like there's two dicks in there.
What girls want an arm in them?
Not hot at all. Ive seen tranny cockshows with better dicks
Your mom
it looks like the tail of a fat-tailed gecko
Hey I mean you told me it'd break me, I'd still suck it kek
I have a legit question, Size whores will defo get wet from this, but what about the rest, who can take this thing without suffering?
Probably fucking no one, unless you're some japanese dude into ass shit with a huge prolapse
peel that fucker back and lets see the helmet
Do you have an image where your thumb is actually even trying to touch your other fingers? How about something next to it?
mfw have 7.5in Girth
Touched a nerve eh?
Why is it always the ant eater cocks that are insecure
Shave that fucking shit. What are you a cave man?
No homo but I mean...
At least we still have all our nerves, right blenderdick?
Feeling is relative.
Are you a girl? If so post tits, if not shut the fuck up. The only hair you need to cut is the hair on the skin you want your girl to put in her mouth. I bet you wouldn't fuck a girl with hair on her legs (hint it's all of them.
Agree. Personally I would have ill feelings against my parents had they mutilated my dick for no apparent reason.
Perhaps you don't.
I wouldn't fuck a girl with hair anywhere but her head. Body hair is fucking nasty and so past. We are in the 2018 we should have grown beyond the need for hair. We don't fucking live in caves naked anymore.
sweet potato/10
are you 12?
Nope 49..
OP did you do something to make it that fat? If so please share your secret!!
Fucking kek!
One fuck ugly dick op.
That's even worse.
Why dumbass? No girl in her right mind would want that flounder in them, much less be able to handle it. Most girls don't enjoy being split and feeling pain contrary to what user believes.
you got bamboozled by porn. sorry, user.
Apparently you have chosen not to evolve and loose your unneeded baggage of your ancestors. A man is deemed a man by his attitude, not the amount of hair he has on his body. If you think otherwise then you are still a neanderthal or from some stone age country.
OP is a faggot
nice mental illness
didn't know there were 49-year-old soyboys.
nobody care about your penis cancer.
Resorting to name calling to make ones self feel superior in a thread about a football shaped dick. i am sure your parents would be proud.
do you prefer a healthy looking one?
Cute as hell, more?
This right here. Mistake me if I'm wrong, but I think OP is suffering from Phimosis.
That's fuckin disgusting. What did you do to it to make it so disproportionate?
Completely agree.
weird/10
might wanna get that checked, probably too late cuz that tumor is at a bad state
thats what I was going to say
Rate?
Would u suck my balls?
hAhh that shit
Seriously man, do you have an example of that thing in a woman? Would love to see that.
Phimosis is when the foreskin is too tight and you can't pull it back. Then is when you n-e-e-d a circumcision
NO but I'll make you suck mine
Black boy appears
Dang man it must feel like you've lost a liter of blood when it all goes rushing to that thing
Have you fucked anyone with it?