Rate my dick

Rate my dick

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Looks like a sweet potato.

Extensive penis enlargement surgery & foreskin restoration/10

Op is a fag

That is disgusting..

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mutant banana/10

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Op has dead people tissue for a dick. It's disgusting.

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What has been put into it?

You can't even fuck with that thing

Looks like two penises inside the same shaft skin ...

This kills the black race

uncircumcised/10

Would love to see my gf playing with that

haha look at the jew! ahahahaha nice mutilated alien cock

doesnt meaaure up

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Measure. Fuck.

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deadly/10

Got kik op?

girth?
Looks ugly but must feel so good to take that in my rectum

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post pic with foreskin pulled back

kik robie1871

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10/10 would like to play football with it

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Pull foreskin back pls

would lick

How much of it can girls actually take??

That's rugby

not bad. what girth?

eww

thats a fuckin WHAM dick ahahaahahahahahaha it looks like a fucking baguette

Seriously what happened to it? Does it hurt?

>Pull foreskin back pls
Ok

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Now pull it back when you’re hard

Side view? What's the response typically like to it?

your dick is amazing but im just weirdly entranced by how femenine your hands are

also some fresh oc for you

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i wish i had your dick op. mine is only 11 cm :(

more

Can i eat your cum?

looks like u need to get a surgery, if u can't pull ur foreskin back 100%, you cant rly fuck with it = surgery.

kek

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It’s more of a novelty piece than a functioning dick. That’s some shit girls think they want until they realize their vagina isn’t a one size fits all. Most girls would have a problem with it. It’s most likely really uncomfortable to lug around. Also it’s uncircumcised so add that to the disgusting cock list. 3/10 get a reduction if you want a normal life.

C’mon man that thing looks so fucking stupid. Show us your real dick.

looks like there's two dicks in there.

What girls want an arm in them?

Not hot at all. Ive seen tranny cockshows with better dicks

Your mom

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it looks like the tail of a fat-tailed gecko

Hey I mean you told me it'd break me, I'd still suck it kek

I have a legit question, Size whores will defo get wet from this, but what about the rest, who can take this thing without suffering?

Probably fucking no one, unless you're some japanese dude into ass shit with a huge prolapse

peel that fucker back and lets see the helmet

Do you have an image where your thumb is actually even trying to touch your other fingers? How about something next to it?

mfw have 7.5in Girth

Touched a nerve eh?

Why is it always the ant eater cocks that are insecure

Shave that fucking shit. What are you a cave man?

No homo but I mean...

At least we still have all our nerves, right blenderdick?

Feeling is relative.

Are you a girl? If so post tits, if not shut the fuck up. The only hair you need to cut is the hair on the skin you want your girl to put in her mouth. I bet you wouldn't fuck a girl with hair on her legs (hint it's all of them.

Agree. Personally I would have ill feelings against my parents had they mutilated my dick for no apparent reason.
Perhaps you don't.

I wouldn't fuck a girl with hair anywhere but her head. Body hair is fucking nasty and so past. We are in the 2018 we should have grown beyond the need for hair. We don't fucking live in caves naked anymore.

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sweet potato/10

are you 12?

Nope 49..

OP did you do something to make it that fat? If so please share your secret!!

Fucking kek!

One fuck ugly dick op.

That's even worse.

Why dumbass? No girl in her right mind would want that flounder in them, much less be able to handle it. Most girls don't enjoy being split and feeling pain contrary to what user believes.

you got bamboozled by porn. sorry, user.

Apparently you have chosen not to evolve and loose your unneeded baggage of your ancestors. A man is deemed a man by his attitude, not the amount of hair he has on his body. If you think otherwise then you are still a neanderthal or from some stone age country.

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OP is a faggot

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nice mental illness

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didn't know there were 49-year-old soyboys.

nobody care about your penis cancer.

Resorting to name calling to make ones self feel superior in a thread about a football shaped dick. i am sure your parents would be proud.

do you prefer a healthy looking one?

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Cute as hell, more?

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This right here. Mistake me if I'm wrong, but I think OP is suffering from Phimosis.

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That's fuckin disgusting. What did you do to it to make it so disproportionate?

Completely agree.

weird/10

might wanna get that checked, probably too late cuz that tumor is at a bad state

thats what I was going to say

Rate?

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Would u suck my balls?

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hAhh that shit

Seriously man, do you have an example of that thing in a woman? Would love to see that.

Phimosis is when the foreskin is too tight and you can't pull it back. Then is when you n-e-e-d a circumcision

NO but I'll make you suck mine

Black boy appears

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Dang man it must feel like you've lost a liter of blood when it all goes rushing to that thing

Have you fucked anyone with it?

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