Just got my British passport

>just got my British passport
>time to move to the UK
Whats the best place to live for jobs and affordable rents?

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Don’t go. You are more likely to get fucking nail bombed or stabbed then by natural causes. It’s shit now.

I'm sorry there are no jobs or affordable rents in UK. Perhaps France has the things you are looking for?

The north for cheap rents - pick a major city.

Middlesborough?

Windsor Castle.

nah, im from middlesbrough, its a shithole and not even classed as a city. go to newcastle, its way better.

Salisbury

Avoid London like the plague. For the rent of a modest three-bed house in one of the northern counties you'll probably get a bed under a set of stairs. And no, that's not a joke.

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If you're into tech, Brighton is becoming a little London without the living costs.

If you want to be a success, come to London.

The rents are incredibly high, the cost of living is astronomical, but it's the only place to really make a name for yourself.

This. Highly recommend visiting Zizzi's restaurant

lmao you fucked it with that choice mate. try australia/kys

Don't like the heat.

My sincere condolences on your poor choice, the North is cheap for living costs sadly there are no jobs. The south has Jobs but you can only afford to live in a small shed.

The best of luck to you, I am moving to Aus.

>wants to live in a country where all the animals want to kill you

Try Tasmania? I dunno what's there but I bet it's comfy.

Inverness

>porn is becoming illegal
>have to be 16 to buy energy drinks
>spending billions to leave the EU without actually leaving the EU
>constant threat of terrorists, more likely due to size of island
>some areas actually have sharia law
>anywhere with decent jobs with affordable houses is in/near chav central
>Theresa May

Just don't fucking come here.

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There's nowhere in the UK with Sharia law you dumbfuck retard.
Just because I spray "Emma Watson sucks my cock" on a wall doesn't make it true.
Fuck's sake.

Salford. Nobody comes to Salford

Try walking around Small Heath in Birmingham on your own

>spending billions to leave the EU without actually leaving the EU

I don't even fucking understand this.
WHY exactly did the UK leave the EU when the immigration laws the right wingers in the UK were having problems with WEREN'T being pushed by the EU, because the EU had no real political power over the UK, and the "inclusion" was marginal at best and mostly economic focused.

Like what the fuck are UK citizens thinking?
Did they even understand the relationship between the UK and EU in the first place, do they all read Sup Forums and think "oh yeah EU bad cuz immigration bad" not even understanding that the issues they were having, and still have, had fuckall to do with the EU and the UK was actually just sucking up all the benefits economically from the "inclusion" in the EU that wasn't even really an "inclusion" at all, the UK was always free to do all the shit they want to do with little ripercussions.
Like i don't want to feed into the stereotype but goddamn brits sometimes really are a bunch of clueless inbred rotten teeth morons sheep fuckers.

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1. Birmingham is not scary. Even if someone was threatening me, I doubt I'd be able to understand them anyway.
2. That's not what Sharia law is anyone.

ya the peeky blinders would fuck you up.

1. racism
2. right wing politicians want rid of the EU's labour laws so they can work the British to death.
3. a lot of stupid British people think they can go back to the days of the Empire.
4. a lot of my countrymen are fucking morons.

Move anywhere in the North East. The hidden gem of England. Beautiful coastlines, affordable rents, friendly locals. No niggers, plenty of Greggs. NEWCASTLE

I had to fucking see threads here of Sup Forumstard congratulating the UK from "liberating themselves of the (((EU influence)))".
I saw threads on here, Sup Forums, Sup Forums and Sup Forums for months.
I had to listen to an american friend of mine "celebrating the UK indipendence from the EU just like we did from the UK back in the day".

I had to watch these same morons complain that nothing changed afterwards and the UK is full of sandniggers and now there's no jobs and their economy is even more in the shitter.
What the fuck is wrong with these meme addicted imbeciles?
Why the fuck can't people read between the lines at what's really happening in their own country instead of blindly following what a small group of dishonest manipulative cunts is telling them it's happening because it suits their agenda.

It's not just the UK, it's everywhere.
I'm seeing people being simpletons like this fucking everywhere all over the world.
The world is going insane and it's driving me insane in turn, everyone is turning into a bunch of dumbshits and dragging the rest of us down with them.
Goddamn the future looks bleak.

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Hampstead
Richmond
Mayfair

Except students who couldn't get into Manchester uni.

Like me.

But isn't it full of arrogant fuckwits or is that just saturday nights?

>"Oi! Now without your job loiscence you won't!"

The worst they do is look at you. Never actually heard of anything happening to anyone i knos round there.

Welcome to Birmingham

This and dumb accents is the whole stereotype of Birmingham

I guess they're not as bad as the shitskins?

Have you ever been to Newcastle? Don’t base your impressions on Geordie Shore. It does attract allot of those like minded cunts from all over the country. They usually don’t centure far from the quayside. It’s sound

the short answer is somewhere near a big city in the North

Leeds, Manchester, Liverpool, Newcastle

Newcastle brown ale tastes like shit.

I’m from Shields. Prefer Double Maxim. Vaux

LONDRES!
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looks like a hamster.

I do it every day mate. Try being less of a bitch

arab cock will fix that genetical failures

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OP should go to Whitby and work on a fishing trawler.

How much do they make?

We don’t all drink energy drinks you underage neckbeard.

>Britain
>affordable rents

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAAA

Energy drinks taste awful.

Niggers

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british defloration looks more like this

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Is this where all the Salisbury steaks Are?

Thats sex assault.

Black man doing it so it's okay. This is not sexual harassment, assault or attempted rape. She is powerless and he has her trapped while humping her without consent, but it's okay because as we all know black people are just some funny jokesters.

If I saw a white man doing this I would immediately call the police and testify to this brutal rape in court to make sure such a monster could never oppress a woman ever again. You see when white people do it, it is an abuse of their power. Black men are powerless in society and therefore cannot be rapists.

#BLM!!! xD

If he were white, they beat him and then they rape him in jail ...

can they sterilize all niggers? please!

This is notting hill carnival. Cops can't do shit or they get stabbed

Don’t go. You will get acid attacked.

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yeah there are very scared and ineffective against illegal assault knives

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Some of us end up at MMU tbh

Rochdale is perfect for shitskin pedos

Not Geordie Shore. I wouldn't base my opnion on such a freakishly non-representative group of people.

I base my opinons of Geordies on Raoul Moat.

Basically they're all cunts who should be shot.

Acid attacks are thrown way out of proportion. Usually just someone with a bottle of Tesco value thin bleach.

>Not Geordie Shore.
I've seen some people in a small town like 6 or 7 years ago dressed like people from Jersey Shore. Spiked gelled hair, plastic rosary around the neck. Same kind of clothes.

canada then

No, because it's probably part of his culture. That's how they dance or do their accounts or something.

Or you know, trying the whole threat de-escalation thing.

I think it was still a poly when I was applying.

sure just cuck my shit up
should employ only women also and you will go full sweden
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The british cops are way better than american cops. Even with their armed response units they dont seem to shoot many people. Saw a video of a bunch of britcops taken down a man with a machette with bins and riot shields. That guy would be dead in america.

This is true.

American cops are just a another gang.

>oh my precious criminals! they are the most important here! irreplacable members of society!

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yes, it's where they harvest the steaks from the Salisbury trees

>Criminals

Not if they haven't been convicted of anything yet you dozy cunt.

oh, I thought they become criminals without committing any crime in the past
silly me
>pointing a gun at cop is not a crime unless the court says so after a trial

>>just got my British passport
>>time to move to the UK
>Whats the best place to live for jobs and affordable rents?
I am sorry for your loss.
UK passport is quickly becoming the least valuable one. You were already not covered under Schengen, because Brits wanted out at the time, so unless there are specific immigration agreements between a country and the UK you can't even do tourism without a visa.

In terms of rents, bottom tier apartments in London are at least 900 pounds per month, and that is essentially a room that doubles as kitchen and living room. In terms of jobs, the majority of employers are actively rejecting applicants that do not have a British passport, so you should be fine there. Most jobs are self employed or you are required to pay upfront for the privilege of performing the job (bullshit paid CS card even to work in a building site). Most wages are based around the minimum wage, which is 7 pounds per hour.

If you go outside of London, expect almost all jobs paying the minimum wage, whilst rents can be closer to 500 pounds per month for a room. Expect lack of available facilities, shops closing early, little to no internet speed and generic xenophobic communities with St George's flags on their windows.

Also note that London is crime central at the moment. Moped gangs can do what they want and the police are not allowed to chase them. The chavs even started riots because one moped robber died by crashing himself when escaping the police.

No joke. Almost once every week in my neighborhood there are armed moped robbers breaking gates to steal more motorbikes, ad infinitum.

And note that almost everywhere in London you have to pay to park your car in the street even, and insurance prices are ridiculously high because of the frequent car crime.

Come to Nottingham

it's lovely here and there's loads of investment coming into the city

NG7 reporting in

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It depends. Are you a Pajeet, a nigger or indeed any other form of shitskin?

Just curious, is there any place in the UK that doesn't look like a depressing european city from the 19th century?

Nice trips. White.
America has hardly any historical buildings they just knock down old ones and put up new ones. I like the old buildings in York.

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Tfw brit who lives in Canada

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I feel like I'm trapped in Europe with no real chances of getting a work visa to go abroad. And either I go to other mediterranean countries with FUBAR job market, or to the northern grey buildings, grey weather, alcohol galore, countries.

How the fuck do you cancel a TV license, there's nothing on the website other than an enquiry form. Only thing on TV is trash

In other words, I creave for open spaces and modern looking places.

*crave

Northern England or Wales are your best bets
But seriously, its so shit I wouldn't advise it

Srsly considering Wales. I have family there.

are you joking. Brighton is on par with London if not more expensive... supposedly the most expensive place in Britain to park as its the only place controlled by greenpeace... lel