From seventh to eleventh grade, my autistic (not really but close enough) ass went to a tard school. Over the years I bore witness to many strange sights. This is but one of those sights. I'm starting small, and will post more if the Sup Forums gods demand it.
>be me >femanon, 8th grade >lil bit retarded but still a functioning member of society >chilling in homeroom at tard school, get up to visit the water fountain >something on the floor catches my eye >it's a fucking menstrual pad with blood on it >think it's mine and panic until I realize I can still feel mine in my panties >approach teacher >"What is it, femanon?" >"theresausedpadonthefloorbye" >run to the fountain, act like nothing happened for the rest of the morning >school is total sausage fest, only two other girls in my homeroom >two suspects >fast forward to lunchtime >leave to use the bathroom >other girl from homeroom enters the stall next to me >mfw she asks for a pad >mfw I know who did it
I have to ride the short bus because there's no bus stop near my house. Inbred tard ended getting expelled because he was bragging about how many guns he owned the day after the parkland shooting. He also said he wanted to marry a chicken. Good riddance, that Swampfolk looking mother fucker was annoying as shit
Jason Sanchez
Tales from the Tard School 2: The Pencil in the Eye
>be me >7th grade >end of the day, waiting for them to announce my bus >one of the other students leaves because his bus was called >autist behind me yells "SAY HI TO YOUR MOM FOR ME!" >he pulls this shit all the time so I tell him to stfu >we get in a massive argument which culminates in him throwing a book, then a pencil, then a pair of sharp-ass scissors at my face >I run to the other side of the classroom >teacher tells me to sit back down >no thanks I choose life >friend of mine stands up and starts ripping into the guy that threw the pencil at me >eventually the autist is escorted from the classroom >I start crying like the tard I am which is embarrassing but at least I didn't get blinded >filed a report with the school counselor about the incident but nothing more was done >autist has my number from a party I invited him to before I knew how violent he was >somehow he still thinks we're friends
Part 3?
Thomas Perez
>Part 3? Please.
Josiah Wright
how are you this high functioning/self aware? were you just misdiagnosed or were you put there incorrectly? Granted it's only a few posts but you seem normal enough to be in main stream school. What are you now (age/job/etc).
what kind of retardation do you have, or did they legit put you in a retard school for no reason at all.
cause where I come from, those schools are expensive.
Connor Martin
These must be the least exciting school stories that I have ever read on Sup Forums. I'm quite perplexed about how tame this is...should I ask Hiro for my money back?
Xavier Harris
More please
Owen Reed
Cont.
Elijah Robinson
TftTS 3: Enter Nick the Dick
>be me >freshman year of high school >new guy in my homeroom that year >6'6" 500lbs fatass in his senior year >this is Nick the Dick >I could fill a whole thread with stories about him alone >easily the biggest retard I have ever met, both literally and figuratively >this particular story begins with a contest hosted by the school >homerooms sometimes play a version of family feud with official Tard School money >teachers and students can sign up for student body to vote to put their faces on the money for the school year >Nick signed up >nobody voted for him, he is truly a tard even among other tards >principal goes on loudspeaker to announce contest winners >guy on $1 bill isn't Nick >Nick growls just loud enough that the rest of us hear him >gets ignored >$5 bill isn't Nick either >Nick growls louder and knocks his lunchbox off his desk >for some fucking reason I decide it's a good idea to put it back on his desk, he doesn't acknowledge me >$10 bill isn't Nick, he knocks his lunchbox down again and growls even louder >"I'm gonna kill myself if I don't win!" >teacher tells him to stfu because he's known for crying suicide to get pity >never actually does it, usually laughs while he's threatening it >$20 and $50 bills aren't Nick either, he yells about suicide some more >I kinda want to encourage him to do it at this point >final bill, the $100, is announced >obviously not Nick >"I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF!!!!!" he throws all 500lbs onto the floor and starts kicking and punching it like a toddler >his lunchbox and all of its contents have been flung throughout the room >the teachers surround Nick and again tell him to stfu >the rest of us gtfo of the blast radius >Nick scream-laughs through more threats of suicide until the teachers calm him down >he stops kicking and is sent home >unfortunately not the last time we see him
Part 4?
Benjamin Cook
More Nick stories
Ryder Sullivan
Oh it gets worse. Like I said, I'm starting small.
Part 4 please I'm in the shitter and could use more laughs
Logan Lewis
bump
Dominic Barnes
Moar plz op
Benjamin Young
P4: Nick the Dick and his Mommy Fetish
>be me, still femanon >however bad Nick may be around guys, he is a million times worse around women >proposes to literally every girl he sees >gets down on one knee, even mimes getting a ring out >does this to me several times through the years >also has mommy issues >one day he comes up to me and asks me to be his mommy >I decide to fuck with him, say yes >tell him he has to behave or he's grounded >"I promise I'll be good, mommy!" >resolve to take a long shower after school that day >later that day he's going around proposing to people again >tell him to knock it off >"Why?" >"Because I'm your mother and I say so!" >"Sorry, mommy!" it actually fucking works >holyshit.jpg >bit of backstory: teachers are also tard wranglers, are trained to restrain us if we do dumb shit >Nick badgers a teacher, asks if she "loves to restrain" >she's telling him to cut it out but it's not working >I tell him to stop, he says no >"Stop or your grounded!" >It. Fucking. Works. >I bossed him around all day and it was the most peaceful day of the school year. >My only regret is he probably got off on it.
Colton Torres
Optard please :'(
Austin Jackson
Cont. Plis op
Anthony Bell
Who knew tardclass could be this entertaining? Moar
Brayden Ramirez
I got dubs yipper
Aiden Perry
more?
William Collins
>more? Yes please
Eli Morales
Can we have a tits and timestamp?
Anthony Rodriguez
A fair point.
I was enjoying the stores but rules are rules. Thanks for the reminder user
Adam Powell
P5: Nick the Dick and his Enormous Appetite
>sophomore year field trip >whole homeroom class is walking through town, looking for somewhere to get lunch >we stop at a restaurant >everyone orders their food, Nick orders the most food out of all of us >no surprise there >he sits across from me and two of my friends >finishes eating before any of us put a dent in our food, complains he's still hungry >for some reason starts badgering one of my friends in particular about getting some of her food >she tells him to fuck off multiple times but he doesn't give a shit >I'm not his mommy anymore so I can't play the mom fetish card >friend is too much of a robot to make a fuss so I complain to the teacher on her behalf >teacher tells Nick to stop, Nick asks why >"Because it's her food, and she can do whatever she wants with it. If she doesn't want to share, you can't force her." >Nick is amazed. "Whatever she wants?" >"Yep. She paid for it. She can do what she wants with it." >"She can even stick it up her butt?" >wtf.jpg >teacher says yes but also why would she want to >this blows Nick's tiny mind >friend is dying inside, other friend and I let her know we have her back >later on Nick starts inching his fork at friend's food >she bats the fork away every time >other friend and I join the task force to defend her meal, start swatting Nick's hand when she doesn't see him coming >he goes in for another try >other friend takes out his fork and stabs Nick's hand with enough force to bruise but not break the skin >Nick screams, tells teacher >"I told you not to touch her food! This is the consequence!" >teacher quickly becomes my favorite out of all the teachers at the Tard School
>among the tards at Tard School is one that takes no shit >he will be known as the Instigator for reasons that will become apparent >this man makes a career out of fucking with Nick >responds "Do it!" every time Nick says he'll kill himself >gets grilled by the teachers for being "inappropriate" but doesn't give a single fuck >I aspire to his level of weaponized autism, he is truly a hero among tards >Nick proposes to a random girl again >Instigator responds "I thought you were gay!" >"I'm not gay! Why did you say I was gay? Teacher, Instigator called me gay!" >teachers tell Instigator to stop "instigating" Nick, basically provoking him >Instigator, of course, gives no fucks >later Nick is talking about piercing his ears himself >Instigator points out the hole puncher sitting at a teacher's desk >Nick flies into action, grabs it before anyone can interfere, and holds it up to his ear >"I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna pierce my ear!" >Instigator is egging him on, the rest of us are just enjoying the show >teachers can't take the hole puncher because Nick has it around his earlobe already and he'll be able to "pierce" his ear when he sees them reach for it >eventually Nick pussies out, much to everyone's disappointment >another time Nick is talking about how his father said he'll never go anywhere in life >Instigator says his dad is right >Nick thinks the Instigator has no room to talk because they're both tards >Instigator says he's seventeen and has a managerial position at a pizza place, he bosses around people older than him >Nick is 19 and jobless with no pending, much less accepted, college applications >obviously Instigator's more successful >honestly can't remember Nick's response to this information but he probably threatened suicide again >this was the Instigator's first step towards Tard School fame
You're a retard, it has ALWAYS mattered. If it's just HO HO LOOK AT ME I HAVE A VAGINA, tits or gtfo. If it's actually relevent, then it isnt a cry for attention and thus doesnt need to be followed with tits or gtfo.
If you're that fucking desperate for tits, there's *multiple* other boards for you to fuck off to.
Michael Nguyen
We are ALL retards on this blessed day!
Sebastian Collins
P7 please
Joseph Myers
Femanonymity was still invoked to garner interest....
Just because you are too teenage to register your thirst on a conscious level does not negate the rules.
