>meet a cool but a bit psycho black guy at work
>he is not big but is a fucking maniac
>visit him at his place one day
>be paranoid as usual, smoke some weed
>get even more paranoid
>try to calm myself down
>he says everything is allright
>I ask if we can shake hands
>he's allright with it
>that helps a little
>still holding hands
>ask if we can jump at the same time
>he says I'm fucking mental but he's gonna do it
>he suddenly stops
>says wait
>did you want to jump because you thought it would be funny to jump with a monkey?
>I realize that might be my true subconscious intention
>can't deny it because don't want to lie
>he gets angry
>I say I didn't do anything wrong
>he jumps at me
>smacks by face
>I back off
>he says I can go or stay and behave
>I go
>now posting this
>what am I supposed to say when we meet at work tomorrow?
Meet a cool but a bit psycho black guy at work
That your a fucking dumbass and you have the ability to think as so long as your brain isn’t shitting.
are you talking about smelling farts instead of feeling things?
man u there?
>asks to jump while shaking hands
what the fuck is even happening right now?
did he throw feces at you?
lol I don't know, I thought it will be something silly that will help me relax.
Is this thread one big inside joke or something????? What the fuck is happening?????
lol how long have you been here? I'm pretty sure this board has seen worse stories
yo fam shoulda poopsmoked butthash with him
being high as shit nigger he wouldn't have acted out on weed cause weed is for pussies and he was badly reacting to it
that's why
Bring him watermelon
All is forgiven?
Sounds like you may have Austim, damn vaccines
why am I laughing so hard at this?
Of course. It's just that the first replies were just as incoherent. So I wasn't sure if I had missed something or if this thread is just a complete dumpster fire.
Because the truth is hilarious.
cuz u high as shit nigger from poopsmoking
DUH
well, first reply about smelling farts is a part of my paranoia I suppose lol. Sometimes when I insult someone powerful in a paranoid way I smell a fart. Thought someone might be experiencing the same shit ugh.
Oh man i love doing that.
which samefag are you?
The one who posted the watermelon comment.
Nothing wrong with smoking a joint while taking a poop
this nigger is super funny lol
I'm white as fuck bro.
Lol fucked up a good weed sesh you did.
you sound like a literal retard and i think the world would be better off if he killed you tbqh desu
That's like a white person asking a black person if they ate out their wife because they liked eating crackers
It's more like the guy asking to eat OPs wife out and OP asks "are you trying to cuck me cause I'm white and you think we're all cucks?"