THIS is the new lara croft in the upcoming movie

THIS is the new lara croft in the upcoming movie

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No tits? that's like getting me to play Ron Jeremy

Who's that guy?

thats a really pretty grain

He's got good abs.

Quality kek.

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The current Lara Croft is fucking tight. Alicia is a perfect fit

OLOLO SHE HAS NO TITSY LOLOL I'D NOT BANG LOLOL

it has the body of a man.

total trans.

0 tits / 10

Fucking jews and their hate for whites man, are they really setting this as the new standard for beauty?

Kylo Ren is Lara Croft?

Dear me from 20 years ago:

Lara finally looks the way you want her to. Also, you finally leave your fat wife for the flat bi chick you want. Life is pretty good.

>Rate?
No tits at all?!

seen her robot tits on ex machina film

She looked good naked in Ex Machina

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For the curious, here's what her tits actually look like when not being squished flat

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Lara Croft in:
Missing tits

He should star in TRANSformers

Ew, too big.... Nevermind then.

You sure those arent oranges?

Too old. We had young sheldon, now we want young laura. With the sexy shorts!

Who the fuck is Laura?

and full topless

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Autocorrect

>NO TRIANGULAR TITS

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i fapped to this

Though technically, that was going to be the character's name, but for some reason the devs thought it sounded "too British" and changed it to Lara.

i remember being 11 and watching this movie in the theater. when this shit came on it was the first real time i experienced lust.

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EWWW the nipples are darker than my asshole

That's definitely not that bas as OP claims.

At least they didn't change her race, English people can now be black apparently.

wew

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Look what you;ve done, now she tittyless.

Virgin detected

my first memories of fapping was coming home after school and loading up one of my save spots that had her in a position that was great for looking at her tits and having her jump and crouch. those giggle physics.

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easily her best.

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Why bother/10

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I'd still hit it.

O.O

This is the bitch that plays pretend wife for Michael Fassbender. I say pretend because everyone knows that Fassbender is gay af.

FUN FACT: Angie has a shit ton of tattos so her skin was edited in post production, so this is fake news.

How I know this? Me and my dad bought the DVD + extras + soundtrack CD.

cap me

No, really? This guy here?

HAHAHAHAHA

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I only like women with bleached pink nipples, not a scab.

I'm guessing that she is lesbo af

fap to this

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Looks good to me

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Virgin confirmed

FUCKING GROSS

It's like looking at Plank, NO HIPS

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I'LL TAKE TWO haHAA

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>scab fetishist detected

she's pretty hot though

I didnt know Lara Croft was a 5ft nothing daughter of Abraham. Are they ever going to give some of these roles back?

Who’s he?

Show benis

So Lara is as boy now?

dike

Kind of sad what this generation has done with our heroes.

Kys

The'll transfer the little bulges from her tits to her crotch so it'll look realistic.

They will package her up for the movie and people will think she is the hottest thing ever.

I'm not gonna go see this shit movie, no fake tits. You're telling me they couldn't find a bitch with some tits?

Are they gonna fill up her bra with toilet paper?

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The only thing Hollywood can't fix is fat.

I’ll never understand how the tightest fems get THEEE WHACKEST most outta shape ass old dudes to pound them. Cmon.

truefact: the original Lara Croft was inspired by Neneh Cherry, who is mixed race.

Well actresses have to fuck old fat jewish assholes to stay employed.

Those tits will be a sack of lies.

I'm so upset about this, Lara Croft used to be my jam when I was a lil kid, this is disrespect to the fans.

Even if they'll edit her out, WE'll KNOW she's fake.

Not her. Google image search reveals that this is taken from a set called "Aya Beshen restrained". It's obviously not her in the full size image.

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Holy based

The real question is, is Fassbender a fag or a pedo?

This is clearly an attempt to widen the market for the movie beyond teenage boys.
The two original Tomb Raider movies didn't do spectacular business.
By casting a respected actress without massive tits for the role, they're obviously aiming to make the character somewhat more respectable and marketable.
And quite frankly, if you don't find Alicia Vikander attractive, then good fucking luck to you in the big wide world!

if it were up to me Michelle Rodriguez or at least someone that looks female would play the role

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For all of you butt-hurt because her tits aren't big enough just remember there was a similar uproar when Gal Gadot was tapped to be in Batman v. Superman and she fucking IS Wonder Woman now.

It may work out. We'll see.

He is definitely a fag, maybe a pedo also.

But she's not supposed to be like that

STOP CHANGING THINGS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Tough titties.

Lol, yeah I had forgotten about that, same here

lol fag

Those curves are CGI, you can fool the masses but we know there's nothing there.

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That is literally how my body looked when i was 14
Hot tbh
dfc is justice

She doesn't seem to be as lean, here.

Jokes on them, I'm into loli

After the movie comes out you'll be jacking it to that CGI'ed bitch.

Disappointing

Honest, wrists, knees and ankles are the only tells. That looks like a boiiiiii

She could be bustier. Laura was notoriously busty. Otherwise she's kind of immature in the face. Honestly when I think of Laura Croft I think of angelina jolie. She may not have been the best actress for the part but physically she was the perfect fit.

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Lara Croft isn't 14.

Maybe if they made a prequel or smth.

Hollywood is all about gender ambiguity now.

Laura is a ran Englishwoman not a fucking Mexican. Stop trying to fuck up the continuity.

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Not fter I saw what she really looks like.

I'll go fap to her triangular tits instead.

>has a manlier body than me
what the fuck