You break into Taylor Swift's home

>you break into Taylor Swift's home
>she is all alone
>you find her sleeping in her bed wearing only a t shirt and panties
>now matter how loud she screams no one will be able to hear her

Wwyd with her? And please tell me all the dirty details

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I would be the little spoon

punch her as hard as i can straight in the tit

and then lick her legs

Kidnap her and ransom for money

Place her hand in warm water then leave.

Make her pay me a fuckload of cash to be her security, because obviously there is none, or they suck.

a true entrepreneur

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Wake her up, do a sick kick flip, then leave

>steal all of her panties and socks from the hamper
>save myself some for fapping
>sell the rest online

Oh cum on. I know how dirty you boys can be. What would you do if she promised not to tell anyone what happens

>tit

Explain to her calmly that lyrics have to make sense and you can't just use any hook with a verse just because you can't come up with something else

Go away Taylor.

I'm White. Why would I break into someone's home?

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Curl her hair and Throw away all her non-country era clothes so she's forced to remind people that she's trailer trash

Get her a bowl of eggs.

Go to bed Taylor!

>I walk in slowly as to not startle her
>she edges towards the headboard with her covers in hand
>Security tackles me to the ground and I get processed for B&E
>Her manager slips each arresting officer a grand to see I learn my lesson
>they pull off to the side and bludgeon me with blackjacks until I have internal bleeding
>Shit was cash af

I would smoke all her weed.

this.

Reported

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I'd blast my hot lemonade all over face and then leave.