YLYL. You know what this is.
you miserable motherfucker
Is that Zoe Quinn?
sdrawkcab daer ot elba gnieb rof dezilenep eb d.I tghuoth reven I
Can you try to remove the 9gag watermark next time?
jokes on you I've never won the game.
Aw goddamn it
no fuck off
okay fine then
did he get em?
no worries i got you ;)
For science I'm sure
I don't speak criminal
what a piece of shit teacher.
Naw, she just wants things to go well. That s why she gives the kids gold stars
can yah fuck off mate, we dont speak your shitty language
I am pretty convinced we are purposely dumbing down our kids now
It's quick maths
Nice photoshop user that coin stills there
I don't know what's going on there but I like the premise.
and these dumb assholes think they deserve raises and better benefits.
They do. They work hard for 6 months out of the year
when you punch a man for looking at you funny but he identifies as a non-binary rabbit and sues you for animal abuse.
Eat a Donald Dick
is 75 a reasonable answer
maybe, MAYBE if they hadnt given any number but JUST said "what would be a reasonable answer" AND the instructions, not shown, said "estimate by rounding" 70 would be okay. if you were like 6 years old. but I was able to do 2 digit numbers in my head by age 10 at least.
and THEY FUCKING ASKED IF 75 WAS REASONABLE AND IT IS.
You caught me
Maybe someone should kill them
So angry user
fucking hell that one twisted my whole brain for a second
I would honestly break the teachers car windows at night in a ski mask if she wrote that on my kids paper.
"how is it possible"
Gives right answer how it is possible
wrong kid, not possible
I'm running out of these
Jesus. Fucking. Christ.
yup. evenings and weekends off, 3 months vacation, free lunches, and all they have to do is tell children "read chapter 2 and solve problems 1-30 and hand it in by the end of class. problems 31 to 60 are for homework" while they sit at their desk and browse facebook and drink whiskey spiked coffee and water bottles full of vodka. They're responsible for our childrens educations! They should be making 6 figure salaries and get free pills! GOSH!
you are forgetting they have to deal with nigs
Marie needs to learn how to fucking saw.
You forgot sick days. I'm out of awesome teachers being awesome though
Can't tell if joking, but no... no it is not.
Not when i was in school. Only white people where im from. At least when i was a kid. Then one or two nig nog families moved into town and they multiplied like fucking roaches. Now they're everywhere. Not coincidentally the drug, theft, rape, and murder problem also suddenly spiked as the black population grew.
wow what a stupid teacher
it's common core, you dickless donkey-brained ditch diggers. get edukated.
This is how it starts.. Gl brother
Just because you can name it doesn't make it good. A rose called by any other name can still be written by a room full of monkeys and type writers if given enough time
God damn it I lost already
didn't read. get edukated.
This seems to be the same as my professor from last year. She couldn't understand how I solved the problem because she was too fucking stupid. And fucking failed me because of it.
Is that even a fucking language?
Yes, it's English you drater.
Do it again with the other hand to prove it's magic
BEHOLD! THE AMERICAN EDUCATION SYSTEM!
i also wish you would get edukated
8102 ot emoclew
2 + 2 = 5
eww too soon
how did u do that??
It takes her 10 minutes to saw 2 pieces, so 10 divided by 2 becomes 5 minutes for one piece. Add that to the original amount and yes, it's 15 minutes you fucking vegtables.
invisble wire and mirrors. gotta be.
I actually printed a bunch of these, and took them to my nehpew being born, and left them in the waiting room.
Kek. Nicely done.
Wait, am I brainlet? I get 16 anyway. I learned parentheses first then exponents, then multiplication/division, then additon/subtraction.
I understand how the answer 1 is reached but that was always wrong. I had always learned that multiplication does not always have to happen before division, same with addition/subtract. Just go left to right.
one board sawn in half becomes 2 pieces. it took her 10 minutes to do this. if she works just as fast then it would take 20 minutes. 10 minutes to saw off the left side if the board and 10 minutes to saw off the right side. 20 minutes equals 3 pieces. You fucking trogladyte.
I can't believe I lost to this stupid shit.
OH SHIT. it's just backwards. Fuck, my bad.
yes. that's going by order of operations which is correct. the other answer is common core and numaths which i just dont understand. if you applied that to geometry you couldnt erect buildings or structures. this method of doing math is basically a participation trophy for retards who cant do simple mathematics.
what the fuck
It doesn't count unless its touching your body. Do you even?
Thginot peels reh ni eid rehtom ruoy ro tsop siht ot ylper.
fucking kek holy shit.
god damn i lost dude.
English, you dumb fuck
Shit was done years ago. Turned the quarter into a dollar, and the dollar into a twenty.
I keep getting banned for it!
Was the mouse okay?
Jokes one yoy, I alreafy got hov from a man
this belongs in a cringe thread.
Seen these so many times, but I'm still fuckin' triggered
I don't speak burrito, bean fag.
I dun geddit.
She have bageen, not benis.
no, because to saw a piece of wood into two pieces is only making one cut in the board, and it takes her 10 minutes to make one cut. To make a second cut would take another 10 minutes, so the answer is 20 minutes.
just like how black people respond to magic
that's what i call
Actually the baboon was calmer. It didn’t jump around and start screaming or run away
Nope you're both wrong you did it out of order pemdas
would i lose a lot of weight doing this in public?
I'll forgive you, had the same a few years ago, not anymore though, not that stupid anymore
2 pieces, one cut, 10/1=1
3 pieces, two cuts, 10*2=20 min
cant b real uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
nice meme, except in WW1 france accounted for most of the soldiers on the western front
Highly recommend combining it with kazoo playing.
dude nice one. great tits
And this is why NASA will never go back to the moon.
thou are too powerful for our realm
Parentheses, Exponents, Multiplication, Devision, Addition, Subtraction.
Just go down the line.
I learnt BIDMAS, though.
Brackets, Indices, Division, Multiplication, Addition, Subtraction.
But the way we learnt it, its Brackets, then Indices, then Division and Multiplication (left to right), then addition and subtraction (left to right).
Sup Forums pass user
totally fucking lost
lost because I know a fat fuck who won't shut up about steam
That's rapist you mongo
I will take the rapists for $100 Alex.
Fuck off spic, English only
Is this Christopher Lloyd at the end of who framed roger rabbit?
My family is personal friends with the owners of this wok in wok out. The fuck? What part of Washington do you live in?
Holy shit am stealing this user
I like woks
STFU like you got standards... let the man relish his rescued single life...
No celebs have made #NoYou
What's the story behind this?
I'd hit that
You’re a fucking brainlet, you go from left to right. If there is division before multiplication you do that first.
I think I know the woman in this photo...
Sad & pathetic.
JAJAJAJAJA *Spaniard laught*
guys i found the nigger
I came from mexico... and this was learned in kindergarden... pre algebra as they call it was just reg grade school math HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I don't get this one. I can't understand how 20 is even close to correct. Teacher's math makes sense to me.
next to eachother clone!!
If it took the bitch 10 mins to saw 1 cut, its another 10 to saw the same cut further down the plank, she can't magically do it twice as fast.
Maybe the accomplishment of her sawing through the first cut got the ole adrenaline flowing and she sawed like she's never sawed before.
Or more likely, her bf saw how terrible she was at sawing and took over.
Not funny. He's very well liked.
Oh goddamit I'm stupid.
He is saying an invisible priest sticking his dick in her mouth
She's invading his privacy... She deserved to get sexually harassed.
It takes 1 cut to make 2 pieces, cut one of those in half and you have 3 pieces and it took two cuts at 10 mins a cut 20 mins is the answer
Was the titty even worth it?
I for a moment, genuinely thought that this was a letter that my 5th grade teacher had sent my mother.
Then I saw the teacher's name and realized it wasn't.
I had a second, similar encounter later the same year, again:
Teacher: Electrons flow from the positive terminal of the battery, through the wire, to the negative terminal.
Me: *Raises hand*
Teacher: Yes, Alex?
Me: That's backwards; opposites attract, like with magnets. I realize the convention for DC circuits is to think of it the other way, but in reality that's wrong...
Teacher: Alex, this will be on the test, and you will get it wrong if you don't answer it correctly.
I answered the question correctly on the test. (Actual correctly, not her fake correctly.) I told her that the electrons would move from the negative terminal to the positive terminal through the path of least resistance.
She marked the question wrong.
My dad got mad at the school and yelled at the teacher until they added a point back, which made absolutely no difference what so ever in my grade for the class, but hey... they added the point back.
This pisses me off, the teaching of thinking inside the box, inside these fucking abstract problems that aren't real.
Funny in a YRYL kinda way
I keep getting banned for this
The pemdas says that you need to get rid of the parenthases before you can move on, so you need to multiply the parenthases with the 4, and then divide.
The magazine is backwards wtf
Well this case in particular is pretty darn obvious, the kid is just not creative i guess. But cummin' core is BS nonetheless.
imagine walking home alone on a misty night and hearing a noise behind you only to see this thing cantering right behind you
Wtf is wrong with your fingers
looks fake asf
No 3rd world jibber jabber
Whats the story here
El keko grande! XD
Ordinarily I am against the death penalty, however...
if it hadn't been a sharpie I may have believed this
meh, of all the people they could've picked they went with will smith? he doesnt really sound like that
no, left to right, retard