If a serial killer who also steals dicks kidnapped your best friend, and took his dick, but escaped.. would you give him half your dick?
If a serial killer who also steals dicks kidnapped your best friend, and took his dick, but escaped...
Camden Fisher
Oliver Scott
that would be gay tho
Gavin Reyes
what are you getting at OP?
Cameron Murphy
naw. but i might give it to his wife to hold...
Charles Campbell
yes but only if he also gave me 3/5 of his left earlobe.
>no homo
Jordan Jones
id help him steal other peoples dicks.
Ayden White
he's testing dick stealing waters
Noah Hughes
you're a true friend user
Jason Anderson
I dunno mna, like what would the quality of life be like having only half a dick. I get that he'd appreciate it but I feel like only half a dick would be lacking for either friend
Ian Wright
pay for your friend's gender transition
Levi Martinez
Do I get the right half or the left half?
Angel Johnson
Like tranny style cut down the middle or like he gets the head and I'm left with a stump?
Gabriel Cook
nope
James Sullivan
Nolan Thompson
How do I know my best friend isn't lying just to cover the fact that he is actually the dick stealing serial killer and is actually trying to steal my dick as we speak?
Sebastian Wood
yeah you both get stumps
Luke Allen
kek
Juan Hughes
Oh shit
Adrian Gomez
kek
Jason Flores
Truly we live in magical times.
Brayden Johnson
I think my wife would kill me if I went down to 4inches...
Adrian Rodriguez
i feel like half dick, not stump dick would be better.
like when you split a pencil in half
Juan Anderson
Kayden Baker
Length vs Girth...
Most women want girth.
Asher Jenkins
attach the head to your stump, and he can use his big toe for his new dick head
Ayden Gutierrez
You fuckers are trying to pop the stitches from my wisdom teeth aren't you? Top kek
Jack Lewis
I'd trade him half of my dick for one of his nuts and change my name to Three Ball Paul.
Xavier Reed
What if I quarter it and we each get half the head and half the shaft?
Jacob Nguyen
id want to fuck the hole where his dick was
Colton Sullivan
Jordan Wood
whoa
Nathaniel Reyes
That's dick-sharing at it's most generous, user.
Jaxson Anderson
What if I get a really heavy weight and stretch his vagina so he has the world's longest vagina flaps
Parker Parker
>friend
Bentley Cox
id rather give him an arm than my dick, so at least he's a giant dicked animal. and i have a dick.
Jackson Diaz
dubs, and rule 34 requested
Gabriel Baker
1inch dick isnt any better than no dick, he'd hate me
Aiden Kelly
underrated
Ian Hall
are you jewish
Xavier Lopez
Ethan Perez
how many of you faggots searched the word "dick" and got this instead?
Asher Jenkins
Put me in the screen cap
Owen Perry
>Faggots
>Searched dick