ITT: We can't figure out what this thread is supposed to fucking be.
ITT: We can't figure out what this thread is supposed to fucking be
Noah Long
Oliver Gray
I dunno, I'm pretty sure the theme of that image is reptiles in court.
here's a lizard on a volleyball court
Juan Barnes
bumping this thread to help us figure this shit out
Landon Cruz
Bumping with court magician lizard, just in case.
Asher Sanchez
bumping for interest
Luke Hernandez
alright so judging by the posts so far we have a cobra judge, a volleyball lizard, a magician lizard and uhhh..... Snake Plissken.
I think this thread is somehow related to reptiles and sports, or courts, or something that rhymes with both of them
David Lopez
Maybe this picture might help?
Owen Sanchez
>reptiles
>courts
scales of justice? :)
I'll show myself out
Owen Anderson
Don’t be a fucking moron, he posted that ironically. This is an Alcoholics Anonymous thread:
I’m Michael, I’ve been sober for almost three years now, and every fucking day this month I’ve wanted to go buy a handle of vodka and get drunk.
I work in programming management nonprofit for at risk youth, which basically means I spend 60 to 70 hours a week dealing with the worst shit situations humans come up with, and for the past three weeks our 12 person team has been down to 9 AT THE MOST. One day last week we ran programs with three fucking people. Today I ended up doing my job, my bosses job while she honeymoons, a coworkers job while she was on vacation, another coworkers job because she just left for a different position, and one of my subordinates job because she just flat out said that she wasn’t coming into work, and frankly we are about to fire her. That’s too much fucking work and I really, reaaaallly wanted a drink when I came home at 8pm. But you know what, I’m proud of what I do, and I am not going to fuck that up by getting drunk again.
Levi Jones
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Carson Powell
oh my god look at the crest on that motherfucking shield. A fish! and what do fish have? scales!! and what do reptiles also have? scales.
AND WHAT DOES JUSTICE HAVE? SCALES!
How many letters are in the word "scales"? 6
What's the number of man? 6
What letter does Scales and Six start with? S
What do hispanic people call each other? esse (S-A)
What does SA stand for? Something Awful
When was the last time SA was good? 2008
How long ago was 2008? A decade
This is a thread about decades
Josiah Lee
1/10 not enough meat
4/10 more meaty
7/10 good skin tone, would aryan supremacize
0/10 fucking let my people go you faggot jew
Jordan Johnson
Or is this a thread about desperately, pathetically trying to connect the dots together into some vague semblance of a cohesive plot, when in actuality it's all just a big, empty bag of nothing?
Asher Nguyen
OR is this a thread about something that started as nothing but has now somehow got political for no fucking reason?
David Torres
Maybe this is a thread about doubt?
Ayden Collins
No asshole, that’s just normal everyday nihilism
Evan Campbell
I'm not so sure.
Cameron Sanchez
the one thing I'm sure of is that this thread is not about doubt
Chase Torres
Or, maybe it's about all those things - questioning the nature of reality (happens in politics as well as in philosophy), doubt and self-doubt, the sense of helplessness, the sense that nothing truly matters - because these are all the things a person must confront when they're forced to contemplate their own death.
So is this thread possibly a thread about death?
Julian Roberts
All of those things were covered in their entirety by Seinfeld so really, this must be a thread about Seinfeld, right? I mean, there was a scale somewhere in there.
Makes sense to me.
Jack Bell
NOOOOOOOOOOO!! Throne-Emperor! Why can't you hear me?!
You must kill the Tau before it's too late! They will destroy us all... Send the Ultramarines to save us! THEY ARE OUR ONLY HOPE!
THRONE-EMPEROOOR! NNYYYAAAUUUUUUGGGHGHHGH
Mason Morales
Wait, wait, user, you're definitely onto something because, in that one episode where Elaine was dating Tony the "mimbo" you remember, what activity did Tony like most?
To SCALE mountains.
And AND Elaine was upset because Tony hurt his face in an accident while SCALING a rock wall. So it all fits.
Folks, I think we've got a winner.
Nathaniel Watson
If that's the logic we're going with, isn't every thread a Seinfeld thread?
Adrian Brooks
now that you mention it, that can't be right....
Samuel Gomez
But suppose you were to post a de facto "thread about nothing"
Wouldn't it then automatically become a Seinfeld thread by default?
Jonathan Nelson
oh shit, maybe the trips are right
Carter Mitchell
This thread is about Shrek
Carter Scott
Is it though?
Gabriel Collins
Dont ask questions you dont want to know the answer too.
Kevin Richardson
But how do I know whether or not I want to know the answer to the question if I don't know what the answer is yet?
Dylan Reyes
Nice trips.
I'll agree that a thread about nothing is automatically a Seinfeld thread. This thread is about something though; we just don't know what.
Matthew Gutierrez
If you have to ask, you’ll never know.
Logan Sullivan
Jordan Fisher
those look like dog ears
Jace Campbell
Hi, my name is Samuel, i've been clean for 2 days now and uh... well.. its hard... ive just lost my wife and kids to this asshole named rob who lives next door and i hear him fucking my wife every night and my kids they... they just... ah fuck * pulls out a bottle* fuck this im getting plastered
Asher Harris
Samefag but chuckled anyway.
Liam Myers
nope
Christian Adams
maybe its a meme of the month thread! heres my meme
Brayden Rivera
The other two are mine.
Robert Adams
How do I know whether or not I have to ask the question, if I haven't asked it yet because I don't know whether or not I want to know the answer to it?
Carter Williams
WHAT DO THE NUMBERS MEAN, MASON?
Anthony Lewis
Funky mothetfuckers are not supposed to go
Ian Reyes
A lot of profanity op.
Tsk tsk
Christian Clark
this thread is about Jeff Goldblum
Jose Phillips
ouch. fair.
Chase Brooks
whatever this thread was about, it was a good thread. I feel like we sussed out a lot of really important issues here.
Nolan Jenkins
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James Allen
Salute your Kaiser!