Waifu thread

Waifu thread

Kizuna Aika claimed

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Course work is a pain. First time hopping on tonight, may not again for the next couple of days. I got about 92 hours to finish all of my course work, so until it is finished I am not sleeping. How is everone's night, mine is minimally fun to say the least.

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The Alter guy told me that you could be summoned with lewds

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speaking of hopping
foot

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Aнacтacия — звeздa, чтo вeдeт мeня

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the thread of the groids

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Claiming best girl.

Hai Birb.

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Desu

Who and who's lewds?

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the groid of the threads

Hiya Saya How are you?
hehe, doing good, other than the fact that I have over 20 assignments left to do haha. How are you?

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Claimed

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This guy, and your lewds.

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Do not post my lewds... why did you want me to come here?

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duwuwwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuke
gowoowod night

hi

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You still don't get it do you?

The game's up.

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What game?!

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glad to hear it. good luck on all of it.
I slept all day. I'm gonna marathon some movies and get some work done tonight.

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A bit bored. It's 4:37am and should be getting some sleep, but don't feel tired. Also feeling weak as shit.

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Sayaka claimed, as it is tradition.

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This dumb rating game of "which Kizuna is better"

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Saya sweety, try to go to bed. I am sure you got some stuff to do, at the very least don't die of sleep deprivation
Sounds pretty lit.

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Bitch hop off my wifey

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oh yeah, nothing more lit than FEMA materials.

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i am back from my shower

*boop*

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But then it'll be tomorrow and I don't want tomorrow to be just yet..

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Cute

Haha, you right. What is your specialization?
Poor cute, maybe I can keep you company until you pass out.

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What do we have here, you finally show your true face, Kizuna.
>the obviously superior Aikawa Kizuna draws his gun from the concealed thigh holster under his skirt and mimics her position
I suggest you drop the weapon before one of makes a mistake. It's clear that I am the superior Kizuna, so just admit to it already.
Hey there

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2 shots. I've got 2 shots.

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A gamble in which I am willing to take. Do your worst

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welcome back cute

What do I get from this burger joint? Bacon cheese burger or chili cheeseburger? Eitger way I'm tossing pepperjack on it

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You got the course work you should be working on..

Chili.

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wahhh I don't wanna do this boring work, but I have to. I will get back on it soon I promise!

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2 guns. I've got 2 guns.

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hello how are you doing tonight?

if i am not mistaken your the one that suggested some instant coffee. i bought it and it taste amazing. so thank you

en'garde

thanks

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bacon
also bondage

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You're from a 2009 manga that only degenerate trap lovers read. I have a YouTube account with over a million subs and a huge fanbase.

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Oh, the nescafe one? I'm glad you like it!
Does it help with keeping you awake, and which one is it exactly?

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That's one for chili
And thats one for bacon. Also, it's not bondage you heathen

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>considering anything other than bacon
heresy

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Charge!!!!!

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Well, a break or five never hurts!

Bacon is overrated!

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Quite the contrary - your YouTube account is the one only being watched by degenerates.
You're not even an AI, you're a fraud. Where do you think your actions and movements come from? Some Japanese dude makes them up or straps himself into a motion capturing suit, there's no artificial intelligence there.

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Indeed, I might take a shower and grab more tea for the caffeine. I am sure as hell gonna need it

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delete this

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just adding the national incident management stuff to my portfolio for now.

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claiming ruby

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its this one : amazon.com/Nescafe-Classic-Instant-Greek-Coffee/dp/B0002AZWX8/ref

i had to look up how to make it. but other than that its really good.

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Nobody ever said it was true AI. Everyone knew that it was too good to be a full AI.

Also u have a benis and that's gay

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Tea? Not a fan of coffee?
Try a cold shower! Should make you feel more awake.

But it is.

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Cute

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I ended up going with bacon
That's a bit much, bacon is fantastic

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unlike you, my boy here has good tastes

excellent choice, making me proud

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Ah, the ice coffee. How do you make it? And how many can you make with one jar of powder?
Well... I thought it was true AI. For like one episode.
Then I found out that it wasn't and didn't watch any more.
The reason that happened is because you can't even speak English!
Leave what's inside of my panties in there, it's none of your business!

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> Kizuna here

Bish das a water gun

Ye, the sweet tea here kinda sucks tho

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I use warm shower for relief. My thigh on my right side has been cramped as all hell today, I even rubbed some cream meant to help it and it didnt work. Coffee isnt my thing, tea is a more natural source of caffeine.
Ah, sounds pretty boring then. Feels bad.

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I had a bad bacon last night.

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Hehe Alabama sweet tea is a classic

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But what's in those panties is my business.

claimed

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it more than likely will be, and I hope I'll never need to use it.

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well your mistake was taking sweet tea at all

might've linked the wrong guy

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Guys, this is so confusing, I have no idea who you are...
You won't get into my panties, so just give up, unless you're a cute girl.

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I have a larger fanbase, caring, even fanatical fans, and multiple media adaptions. I am am the superior one

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The bacon was too much for you to habdle
Hey, sweet tea is fantastic!

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But you let Maki in there.

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It maybe also be overrated.

Excuse me, but my taste is pretty damn good.

Have you tried stretching or massaging it? Something cold can help with the pain too. What kind of tea you having?

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2 scoops of the powder 2 scoops of sugar. fill the glass half way with cold water. stir in till every thing is mixed. than fill the rest of the glass with milk.stir if you need to. add ice cubes and your done.

i usually add 2-3 more scoops of sugar. but that just depends on how sweet you want it. i don't know how many cups you can make but i am going to say around 30-50 or more.

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Nah, just fantastic

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Hopefully not
Oopsies
I agree, sweet tea is great
Depends, sweet tea until morning hits, then I am heating it up, adding honey and lemon, and watching the sunrise.

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people also say that gravy is disgusting
you are fake news

i mean, you run a robot empire. how lame is that

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Robot? No, a hive mind.

Bacon is low tier meat.

That sounds pretty damn nice. More so if it didn't include that course work.

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Of course that is an indicator for popularity, however you have to keep in mind WHY your fans are watching you.
The Japanese dude designed you like a cute girl, and your fans enjoy seeing you fail at the most basics tasks, like drawing or speaking English. Then they laugh at you and think it's cute. But what do you really do?
I'm sorry, but someone has to tell you!

He's an exception!

>around 30 - 50 more
That sounds like a really good deal for $11 then. And it sounds tasty too.
Do you make a new ice coffee every day now and always keep ice cubes in stock?

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It's called "entertainment" you do the same thing, but I'm better at it.

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You also have better lewds and more rule 34.

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Birb gets it
Gravy is also dank
Bacon is such a dynamic meat it can be eaten with any meal of the day and work. It is god tier

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Oh yeah? Go on, entertain me then...
I will need some proof of this, to really rub it in.

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> not noticing the trademark editing

You need to work on your perception

Oi what the fuck

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What do you mean? The red eyes image? I already have it saved.
What could you be referencing?

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i don't make it every single day. but i always have ice cubes in stock since my grandparents have a fridge with a ice maker built in

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*Lewds*

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It doesn't add any value to any meal that some other meat can't add.

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Yeah, haha
Mhm

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Ah I see, just make sure that ice maker is clean then. They're notorious for getting bacteria inside and then never getting cleaned.
How was the shower?

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Fuck this shit I know who it is

I'm leaving

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It is a variety meat that can add texture in any of the ways it's normally cooked, let alone when cut into bits.

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>Unlimited lewd works

Altair claim

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Oh, I knew that. Quick, before she leaves.
Oh no you don't!
>grabs by the wrist

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oh, my b

good user

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From asleep to wide awake in 20 minutes, click here to find out how

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Can't grab me by the wrist if you're holding a book

> escapes help of Russian hackers

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Beep

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I only need one hand to hold my book - see?
But alright, you're off the hook for now, I'm sleepy anyway.
Oh man she sure looks embarrassing!

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