Tell me things youve seen other people wouldnt believe

tell me things youve seen other people wouldnt believe

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I saw my cat pew in the toilet once

In basic training we took steel wool to someone who stank. Then he got discharged for being crazy.

Lmaooooo

A murder.

An OP who was straight.

le mass shooting
movie theater

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Ive seen a male dog fuck another male dog, and the dog being fucked just took it for like 15 minutes. He even licked the cock that had been up his ass after the fucking dog was done.

Watched a man stick scissors into a woman's vagina and cut her labia

I saw daylight once

I've seen a black mountain lion

fuck off. fucking lying piece of shit.

pics or didnt happen.

Saw like 50 year old fatass eurofag fuck a cat near my house

a bank robbery in germany

I saw the light... before it went out.

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Watched my younger 16 yr old sister get trained by two boys without them being aware of me watching

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I watched a cripple man walk for the first time in years he said.

I once saw a demon's face in reflective glass in a car at night. Never hallucinated before or after this moment.

Dave Chappelle in my house.

I saw Claudia Marie's husband suck cock and fucked by some beaner in a adult theater

i seen the business end of a neutron tank in dimension 615

Damn that shit must have hurted 2 watch

Was hot but did hurt

astrologist russell grant having a wank at manchester airport

your mom's fat arse.

Your a faggot for watchin that long

Was it a result of you assaulting the guy and driving him insane? Or, was he already crazy without your douchebaggery?

Were you in the Dark Knight Massacre?

green text it

I once saw a thread on Sup Forums that was interesting, entertaining, and cancer-free.

I've been there.

You're a fucking liar

I had poltergeist experiences throughout most of my life. Even in broad daylight in public. Could even burn porcelain. Got to the point where it take on the form of a living person.

Like unicorns here but we exist

What the fuck? Gonna need more context.

I used to spend a lot of time in forested
rural areas because I like nature .
One time I had 2 friends in the car for a trip to see a secret waterfall I found in the mountains that I don't think anyone else had ever seen .
On the late night return trip it seemed as if a formation of lights followed us down the mountain . We stopped-and they stopped .
We switched direction-so did they .
Then we hauled ass at really dangerous speeds
and the lights followed us to the edge of town in formation . Right before town the lights backed off ,turned around and sped off in the sky .
We talked about it and decided to never tell anyone about it unless we could remain
anonymous .
It happened outside of Clarksville Arkansas-
partially in the Ozark forest.
Within a month we all moved away as soon as we could .
I haven't explored by myself ever since ,and those friends that grew up in rural areas now
won't go into forested areas .

In Vice City on the mission where you first meet Lance, somehow when he drops Tommy off, he ended up on a Fagio instead of his Infernus.
kekked so fucking hard when he says "I'll be watching you Tommy" and then takes off on that damn moped.
Wish I was recording or had at least thought to screencap that.

Did she have a nice body? And did she get trained properly?

Saw a ufo from less then 100feet away.+

Fuck off faggot

Those places still exist?

I've seen pirates climbing the chain link fence on a freighter in the south Atlantic, and the subsequent defense/fight.

I saw the 2nd tower tumble down in a pillar of black smoke on 9/11 from 12 blocks away, roof top.

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how can I jerk off to something if I cant watch it?

Pics or it didn't happen.

Fucken golden! Army fag man here. So that's believable.

Sup Forums used to use rage faces and unironically say le in posts

Was it actually a plane or was it a controlled explosion from the bottom?

I've seen what is on the other side of the Styx.

concave a coin

Doesn't cost that much, at the end.

I was on my way home late as fuck. Mildly inhebriated, but an hour of walking in the middle of winter sovers you up quickly.

Started to notice a light flickering in the sky, east, really low. It's really bright. Like Polarisx2 bright. Figure it's a plane but have nothing to do while walking anyway. So I keep my eyes on it for about 10 minutes or so.

Light doesn't move. OK, wierd-as-shit-bright star, but nothing more. I loose interest. Keep walking and loose sight of it.

ffwd 3 minutes

I walk over a bridge into my neighbourhood, as I get off of the bridge a black triangle with red lights on the edges dart across the sky directly above me. say 60 ft above my head.

I loose my shit. Drop to knees. Can see it speed away to the west. Force myself up. Go home. Never told anybody about this before.

Me too. Group hallucination maybe?

>Once had a discussion with a Trump supporter that knew how to cite sources and not just regurgitate falsehoods fake memes.

Haha, I'm just kidding, we all know that's impossible.

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Shit is not much to greentext but
>17 yr old junior me
>In my room playing uncharted 2
>We just got home from school
>Mom gets home at 6
>It's only 4
>Hear door open we're not suppose to have guests.
>Sis comes to my room to say her girlfriends are over and to not go downstairs so I don't embarrass her
>Gives me her $20 allowance of week
>Keep playing vidya cause idgaf
>Hear laughing 10 or so minutes later
>Hear boys laughter
>Hear moaning
>Wut
>Pause game
>Sneak to stairs
>Peak part of living area
>She's getting rammed from behind while
Sucking some other boy's dick
>Start jacking off
>They switch
>I cum moment I see the dick pop out of her pussy making that pop sound
>Sneak back to room
>Continue playing uncharted living with harsh reality she's a slut.
>Cry a little next time I see her laughing with same boys at lunch
She's about 5' 0 slim nothing special but was hot as hell to watch.

Hell yeah it's Vegas also held his jumbo cock and balls in my hands I was curious on how big it was so I had to but that's as far as i went

watched a nigger kill another nigger in prison over a $10 joint.
spilt his guts down a flight of stairs trying to run away but died at the bottom

Who ordered the code red?

Obviously his wife/gf giving birth. They have to do that sometimes.

Wow. You're schizophrenic. Congrats.

Episiotomy ahaha I'm studying to become a midwife

Over a $10 joint? Seriously??

I watched a dude cut his own throat open in the middle of lunch. He yelled out "I AINT DOIN ANOTHA DIME!"

lots of blood in a skinny dude. Ah prison...where an average Joe like me joined a gang and did some pretty ruthless shit. Hell I'm worst now that I'm out. Got a taste for the power, can't get enough.

FUCK OFF YOU STUPID GLOW IN THE DARK CIA SPACE NIGGER REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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I've seen a girl from a top sorority at UCLA take my dick in her ass multiple time

also, forgot to add that op is also a kike (((datamining)))

Even Muslims hate Muslims... so shut the fuck up.

muslims can BTFO

Hahaha everyone who disagrees with me is wrong too

>Be doc in buttfuckistan
>Clearing massive building in the middle of bumfuck
>Hajis executed people on cam there so bodies everywhere
>Some bodies so fresh they’re still warm
>Most are beheaded or shot in the dome
>Hear movement behind door
>Boot door in
>Standing there is a body missing from the bottom jaw up
>Standing
>Turns like it heard us
>Ears are just little flaps
>Bottom jaw hanging there
>Stumbles towards us and falls flat
>Starts seizing
Never in my life have I heard of anything like this happening before. It’s not uncommon for bodies to twitch, but never stay standing or respond to stimuli from the environment.

I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhäuser Gate

>>I cum moment I see the dick pop out of her pussy making that pop sound
>That pop sound

Wat

>big brother
>didn't literally murder the two little shits

You deserve to be shot.

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Check'd
Not that uncommon.
Had a cat who used to do the same.

yep... $10 and chimping noises....

Rickety Cricket detected

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and delivered

Agreed

Tell us some rape stories. I know you got em. mAh dick is out and waiting.

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I saw a guy throw a plastic bag full of kittens to a river.

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seen a few suicides over time or wives leaving them.
boiling baby oil on a monster grape ape was the worst tho. ive never heard screaming like that. his skin was just falling off in chunks was fucking funny but savage

Never anything that I saw but apparently the afgani guys would put their dicks in anything that moved and couldnt fight back.

....... Wow. Just wow...... It's like the fucking jungle

>Watched my younger 16 yr old sister get trained by two boys without them being aware of me watching
Pokemon training?

KEK'D

I read Do androids dream of electric sheep and concluded that the movie adaptation was better.

Not uncommon

"I DON'T CARE THAT MY SISTER IS CONSENTING TO THIS I'M GONNA MURDER YOU NO ONE FUCKS MY SISTER BUT ME" If you had a daughter I bet you wouldn't let her date till college

Nice

Holy shit, that reminds me of that fucking retard asshole who claimed that he was training his 12 year old daughter to get fucked by niggers.

>implying I'd ever let her date

There's a difference between you're sister getting FUCKED, and her making love with someone she loves.

Who cares if your sister is getting fucked consensually? Let her live her life and stop policing HOW she fucks that's just super weird.

"Your" (sorry, grammar nazi spout)

Was the guy ramming your sister a nigger or a white man?

>You

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Wrong guy I'm the guy with the sister that posted that greentext. They were both white

Thanks, just wanted a clarification. Still in cringe mode from a couple of days back.

So anyone who doesn't pay super close attention to how their sister gets fucked is gay?

All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain

Older guys, Chad, or average friends?

I, too, have also seen this, as well.

I saw a guy cosplaying as Jimmy Neutron at Comic Con simultaneously sucking off Batman and Robin in the middle of the fucking hallway.