Any of you fucking faggots want to hear about my fucked up adventures?

Any of you fucking faggots want to hear about my fucked up adventures?

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Sure, if you got more'a dat ass.

Its worth it Sup Forums

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Got to be legit careful with dat ass. Its brand new

Well, we're all waiting. Hit us up.

I just dont know where to start

Let me know Sup Forumstards

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Please, regale us with your tales.

You've created a demand now, no turning back. Let us begin the day or time where you felt "What would be even more fucked up right now?"

no

Man you can think whatever you want. I just want to get some shit off my chest and you fuckups love shit like this

>You've created a demand now,

OP did no such thing. no one cares

Idk what I'm doing here this my first time on Sup Forums

Well i mean i fucked my little cousin when i was seven.. That would have been fucked up

Samefag

Nah

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People talk here, are rude and shitpost. Thats most of it. Atleast on Sup Forums.

Weak as fuck

Ill give you a multiple choice.
Green text mode
Child hood
Teen years
Adulthood
Now
Pick one and ill start

Okay this is getting tedious, people usually tell stories as following with arrows. The following will create a so called "greentext".

>I
>am
>fucking
>gay

Gt mode

Sorry its my first time

>i can fucking greentext pick a topic

Adulthood my dude

> be me
> 5 yrs old
> being babysat by my retard uncle
> he gets drunk and invites neighbor girls over
> puts in porn vhs
> shit proceeds to get uncomfortably sexual for my young ass
> totally forgot i was even there
> watch them fuck and drink til my big sis returns
> shit was amazing

> be 21
> in my mind im already too fucked to be saved
> little bro meets 7/10 local girl
> hes ugly, handicap and also criminal
> tell him man up
> he does, but now he has gf and no clue how to handle it
> finally meet her in a dumpster
> total slut. Mad fuckable. 15
> first thing i do is make her feel like a stupid slut
> big fucking mistake
> attached at nutsack for the rest of summer
> comes over every day after school
Cont..

Cont..
> cant shake this stupid bitch
> retard bro cant cope with gf so leaves her with me every day to go sell bud
> use her to smash other chicks
> EVEN BIGGER MISTAKE
> she gets jealous
> hunts down girl im fucking
> somehow tricks girl 6 years older into weird sex contract with old man
> mfw pic related
> not even mad. Slightly impressed
> start talking to dumb slut like shes my friend
> third mistake on the board
> older chick i was fuckin returns
Continue?

Forgot pic

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Where did all the fucking intrest go

Just letting op speak.

I like this story so far.

Op dead?

> somehow my fucking ex gets involved. Im like uhhhhhh
> ex is all about sucking my dick
> get on that train
> older chick i was fucking wants dick
> ew no
> convinces dumb slut to cheat on my little bro
>lil dude flips the fuck out
> dudechill.webm
> wants her to come by and hang out
> dumb nigger wants to show her he can be a good bf
> shes done with the young calf
> after smoke and mall chill lets little bro out pace her by about 3 or 4 yards
> leans into my ear
> "you should fuck me user, i know you want to"
> im real smart so naturally im like " run it. Has to be outside"
> " it has to be tonight user"
> " meet me behind "(local business)
> dont ask important questions like birth control or anything
> she has somehow remained unpenetrated until my stupid ass found her
> too fucking good. Cant hang.
> quickest nut bust ever lifetime achevement
> real brain kicks in
>OHSHITOSHIT what did i just do
Cont

cont

> PLEASE SAY YOU ARENT A VIRGIN
> no user ive been fingered real hard before
> DO YOU ATLEAST HAVE BIRTH CONTROL
> yes user chill. I really liked it
> liked what?
> having cum in me
> wow look at the time gotta go have fun and dont say A FUCKING WORD
> its fine i can keep a secret
> whip out mistake calculator
> its over 9000
> fuckit yolo
> little bro not actually retard
> knows what i did last summer
> fuck man..
Cont..

> i got nothin. Just dont say shit
> he dont say shit either
> THIS FUCKING BITCH
> naturally tells whole school
> "user fucked me behind" (redacted)
> little bro stews
> ex shows up
> bro sees oppertunity
> shes like. Idgaf
> so this motherfucker calls older chick
> she loses her fucking shit shows up at mall
> naturally im drunk so im like lel
> YOU ARE A FUCKING PEDO
> shit. Forgot about that
> HIT ME OR I WONT LEAVE YOU ARE GOING TO JAIL
> nah bitch thats you
> someone had already called security
> do a little dance as shes removed from the property by paul blart
> mistake 9001
> stealh mistake, still not sunk in she was underage af
> continue being 2005 soundcloud rapper
> word spread while i did gay dance, others gather to fuck my life off
> i continue for days like i aint do shit
> dumb slut returns
> " hey user"
> " who me?"
> " yeah lol who else"
> " shit i have this dentist appointment"
> ninja vanish
> literally quit my job and move
> new roomate is actually old friend who is fucking a minor also
> THIS BITCH KNOWS HIM
> SOMEHOW GETS PERMISSION TO STAY BEHIND AT MY NEW HOUSE AS HER FAM GOES FOR MONTH LONG VAYCAY...
cont

> guys this bitch..
> i cant fucking even
> she tells THE WHOLE FUCKIN GOON SQUAD
> pedo bro is like " high five bro"
> sink finally makes it through door
> imma kill this bitch
> try to leave
> young bro tries some vegeta shit
> aint ready
> friends are like. Dude you fucked his girl and beat him up? Dude hes fucking disabled...
> yeah ok fuck this
> time to get shithoused
> set the new standard for local partys
> THIS BITCH...
> THIS FUCKING SEMEN DEMON INVITES EVERY LOLI SHE FUCKING KNOWS
> mfw
> " guys these kids gotta go"
> " nah man there like the only chicks here"
> " dude there average age is 14 "
> "so?"
> fuck it right... Proceed to drink
> getting tons of attention from these hoes
> this could be win
> flirt with a few of them
> " oh user your so funny!"
> realise im pied piper of underage hoes. Also drunk and high

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Word bro

> test new super power out
> " aye girl show us a titty"
>this stupid whore steps in mad quick
> " umm no shes 15 user"
> " do fuckin what?"
> " shes underage you cant make her show her body here infront of all these guys"
> " lol ok bitch"
> whole loli squad watches wide eyed
> " a..user... Come on we are all just trying to have fun"
> " nah some of us are tryin to see tits"
> she breaks like a mcdonalds straw in a milkshake
> " uh.. Ok user sorry... "
> literally goes and cries
> her whole squad abandons her
> party rages on
> she returns with a new plan
> if user wants tits give him tits
> strips down to panties
> shes so drunk. Less than half a forty in
> i aint feelin it
> quarentine blonde and her friend
> " user she really likes you. Shes trying so hard to get your attention just talk to her so she will stop"
> the sink returns
> leave quarentine zone to find this bitch
> 404 hoe not found
> notice party has become far less poppin since i last checked
> fuckit
> return to bedroom
> " she must have left, cant find her"
> " she left naked user? Really?"
> fuuuuccckkk.jpg
> run out the front door. Find lone girl crying
> " tha fuck your problem"
> " user they tried to fuck me im scared i want to leave"
> " who did?"
> " those guys you were with, they went into the woods"
> ah fuckin great. Bring crying girl to room for mutual hoe comfort
> in that time frame my friend who i didnt even realise is back, claw marks on his face
> " dude what happened"
> " this bitch just scratched me up because i asked her to suck my dick"
> shit...

> drunk detective mode activate
> return to quarentine zone
> " who scrached dude up?"
> lone hoe speaks
> " he scared me user"
> " did it occur to you that you may have fucked up by coming here"
> breaks like glass. Crying her eyes out
> decide to question dude about missing hoes whereabouts find him on the deck
> " i have no idea dude"
> huge commotion. Screaming and shit from inside
> slide glass open " YO WTF?"
> " user SHE IS HURT HELP US"
> godfuckindamnit
> run to kitchen. Find this bitch, pussy swolen to the size of a softball covered in blood from her pussy to her knees
> " you ok? What the fuck happened"
> she is drunk cry puking. No words can be decerned
> scoop her up and take her to my bed, whiteknight mode activate
> pick up first guy i come across and put him on the wall
> " yall motherfuckers need to start talkin"
> guy im holding speaks first
> " bro she asked us..."
> just hit him hard in the mouth
> little bro pipes up, tries to appeal to my fucked up side
> " dude she deserved it, she was buck naked "
> hit him in the stomach
> other three guys involved make for the door
> i can only catch the one
> drunken ground and pound
> people start to lose their shit
> nobody says what i need to hear so i turn to my bro. The look on his face is burned in my mind
> " dude im sorry. Shes ok"
> as if she were summoned here she comes
>has shirt now but her wounds are far more clear
> bruised knees and face. Swollen lip. Cuts and scratches all over her legs
> before you ask shes anemic as fuck
> explains that they asked her to come outside. Told her to dance. Asked her to fuck all of them and she sarcastically said yes
> " bro she was serious"
> she just starts crying
> " you really need to tell me what happened"
> " i said no and tried to go back inside so they pushed me into the bushes and put me on my knees. I tried to get up and they pushed me back down. Someone tried to get me to suck their dick and i wouldnt open my mouth so he hit me

Anyone here need to bump or im done

Bump

What the fuck is happening

Magic?

Keep writing

Cont
> they tore off my panties and took turns until someone tried my butt and i just laied on my belly until he gave up
> little bro goes white. People start to head for the door.
> i take her back to my room and just hold her stupid ass. Feel solid guilt
> all remianing hoes retreat to my room and barracade the door
> say fuck it and go to sleep

>you fuckups
its me, one of the guys!

Nobody cares sorry

bumpity bump

you seem like the most boring cunt

> wake up pissed
> move on quick
> pick up some xans and percs
> plan is to resale to avoid being broke
> hoe squad shows up
> " yall gotta go"
> lone hoe pipes up quick
> " you cant make us leave because she got raped. She was asking for it"
> " bitch im out here doing bad shit go the fuck away"
> AS IF BY THE GRACE OF FUCKING GREYSKULL THIS BITCH POPS THE FUCK UP
> " i didnt ask for anything. I made a mistake"
> letthemfight.gif
> " none of us made any mistakes"
> i megakek
> dummy goes ham and smacks that bitch
> im enjoying it
> she folds like a pizza box
> dummy looks rough but its cute
> see my window and vamoose
> cant sell shit. A few years before the smart phone. Still on myspace
> regroup at the park, call the b team trying to make a buck
> nobody wants shit so me and the b team get faded and go tagging
> literally lose the next two whole days
> on day three i am resurrected
> the apostiles are like " bro you gotta chill"
> nah im good. Lets head for the park
> whole team shows up
> let bygones be bygones
> yeah ok fuckit
> THIS BITCH
> LIKE FUCKING CLING WRAP
> " hey user! You ok i haven seen you"
> straight up looks like domestic abuse survivior
> " you ok girl? You got hurt bad"
> mistake. Seeing a theme yet?
> " yeah im fine, just some bruises and scratches"
> " want a perc?"
> someone should have stopped me
> " only if you take one too"
> mix handful of percs and xans
> " cheers bitch"
> at this point id like to mention that xanax makes people want to either steal fight or fuck
> she takes a perc

Cool man. You came and read my shit so i must be doing a bit better than you

> half an hour passes
> im rekd
> start to get touchy feely with the blonde
> shes allowing it in my opinion
> THIS BITCH
> " uh user what are you doing to her"
> " haha what?"
> blonde takes a step back
> " user thats fucked up. She dosent want that kind of attention"
> " she aint said shit"
> blonde looks at the ground
> " look girl i have two hands"
> grab them both by the waist of there jeans
> there giggling so im like " ok cool"
> start to unbutton their pants
> they suddenly aint having fun

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Going off of grammar, OP is a poor nigger who will spend at least 3 decades in jail.

i am still curious about the details

monkeys are entertaining...monkey

Nah man im a thirty three year old white man who has spent less than 9 months in jail total for all charges

Am i not being clear enough?

then i am even more interested

no you are, what i mean is even if i think i see where this is going, i want the story.

White person can't be a poor-assed nigger?

Cultural appropriation is wrong.

No, I don't want to know you

> i shift gears
> try to lift both girls but am far too wasted
> drop the dummy
> blonde swings and hits her head on parked car
> friends step in and save the girls
> i just move on
> convince friend to skate naked across the lot. Hes drunk and gets hurt badly
> most of the people in attendance rush him to the hospital
> i catch a ride with stupid back to the house and pass out in bed
> wake up to a soft warm feeling on my cock
> peek down and shes blowing me
> its not great and her shit was turned into ground beef like four days ago so i fake sleep
> it isnt great but shes determened
> im going to cum but i cant indicate im awake
> try to hold back but i cum anyway
> she laughs and says " oh its dripping everywhere"
> i feel it on my stomach so i pretend to wake up
> " did you like that user?"
> " why do you have cum on your face anonette"
> " i just really like cum user"
> " clean it up before someone sees"
> she just scrapes it into her mouth and licks it off of me smiling the whole time
> i fake sleep again
> she keeps going until im hard again
> sucking and jacking me off super quietly and softly
> i give up and participate
> she clearly gets excited and starts making some noise
> i shush her and she blushes but dont skip a beat
> watching her suck me off with the busted lip and the bruises and being so careful and at such a young age
> i cum so hard
> she swallows most of it but drools some back out on my dick and rubs her face and lips in it until i cant take it anymore and make her stop
> she licks it up
> curls up across the bed. No questions no cuddling nothing
> im impressed
> sleep like a stone

Shit literally makes me shake thinking about it. I wish i knew now what i did then

Bump.