Ask a femanon anything!
It could be advice, general shit or just shooting the shit.
>inb4 "tits or gtfo"
I ain't doing that ..however your free to leave and filter me out so my thread doesn't bother you
>inb4 "you think your special?"
Eh I'm not really special....not really not special also.
Let's just have fun anons
tits or gtfo
Nah I'm good
tits or gtfo
dubs speaking
Nah I'm good user
Show us part of your body of your choice to prove you are femanon
Are you always this pretentious?
>Tits or GTFO
bvck tx instvgrvm
what the fuck is your pretentious problem?
tits or gtfo....or go back to tumblr with your ask forum shit
NOBODY wants to talk to you. You have nothing to offer as far as interesting conversation goes. Anything and everything you would have to talk about is empty and shallow, and this is just assuming you're really a woman. So either timestamped tits or GTFO.
How about my foot? Lol
It's dark and I'm trying not to disturb anyone
I guess if you wanna call it that..
Also nah I'm good
>Being this mad
Lol
Nice.
What are your interests and hobbies? Age?
The hilarious thing about that is I'm sure you've probably had a little back and forth with me here before assuming I'm just a typical guy lol
Interests and hobbies?
Well i do love cooking, singing (probably not even great but it's fun), cleaning, beer, whiskey, fun debates, Bowie, outer space, Makeup, watching others play vidya (I'm lame because my anxiety gets too high when I play myself. I hate it)
Also I'm 28
Bump!
What color is your hair??
What's your fav thing to cook and best whisky you've tasted.
I'm a redhead user.
What would be a good date Femanon?
Do you eat eggs raw or cooked?
Oh man I LOVE making my potato soup. It takes about 3 hours if non stop cooking but damn I live for it. I always try and learn how to make my own favorite dishes.
Best whiskey? I certainly know it isn't the best but I did enjoy Johnnie walker double black.
My dream is to try JW blue...just once...i heard it's magical.
Depends on the girl. It's always good to feel what a girls intonto get an idea of what she would like.
I myself like chillin at a bar. Not the cluby/noisy ones. But the ones where you can just sit down with a beer and chat. Now I don't ever recommend getting shitfaced on a date. That's more for a long term couple to do with each other.
But a beer or 2 to help you two relax and open up to each other is good. Karaoke and bar games are also fun to do
Well i like mine over medium so mostly cooked here
anything without alcoholic beverages would be great, anything in mind?
"Give me attention, everyone!!!"
>when, bugs... become real
Sage
What are your favorite fruits?
What is your favorite drink?
What kind of drinks?
Also depends on the girl really.
Some hate beer some love it.
My go to beer is a watermelon dorado by ballast point.
If I'm feeling guilty then I go for a mai tai.
If I don't want either then I just stick to whiskey and coke
Sage
Hmu?
Oh I love lots of them
Bananas, apples, oranges, watermelon, kiwi, peaches..
I dislike strawberries, melon and cantaloupe
This board is full of traps we can’t know for sure you are female until you show your vagene with timestamp.
Two things.
Where are you from ? (Country)
Age ?
Do you like techno ?
And proof that you're a real Grill !
Why are you grubbing for attention in the darkest corner of the internet, where racists, rapists, pedophiles, and faggots abound are your only audience?
Alcoholic?
For beer it's watermelon dorado
For whiskey its JW double black
For non alcoholic
I like drinking watermelon juice
Well if you wish to think I'm a trap that's fine. I won't force you to think differently
How big is your penis?
I see... What about Dr. Pepper?
>darkest corner of the internet
Top kek, get out newfag there far worse places.
show dick or vagene with timestamp
I'm from California.
I'm 28
And I sorta did in my late teens....sorta got bored with it.
And I can't really provide proof without disturbing my man. So if you wish to think I'm not then that's fine
Not as far as the collective people who use it, no.
faggot.
How long you been here?
Which board do you frequent?
What do you do for a living?
This.
Also, moar of that foot, possibly the sole part?
Another question: what does a 28 girl do search in a guy? Is it the typical job/car/house? Are these really undeniable values for an >30 to make it in the world from a social/sexual point of wiew?
I have a good job, a shitty car, a girlfriend I really love, but she's 24 and I dont really have any experience with almost-30 girls. I tend to succeed in a less demanding environment I presume.
>what does a 28 girl do search in a guy?
This. Lasses at this age are a fucking nightmare.
Why do you have to state the fact you’re a girl? You could have made basically the same post without telling everyone.
Because she knows she will get attention of she does, obviously...
Haha, pathetic.
/thread
0 inches
I actually hate Dr. Pepper...never tried it with whiskey though...seems like a decent blend
About almost 9 years now.
Mainly Sup Forums....rarely got to /x/ if I want to get spooked
Aw shit I forgot the last question.
Currently quit my last job so I'm on the hunt for a new one
these pls
What's the previous job?
Good luck looking for another one tho
What time is it over there ?
Here it is 10:40 pm (Germanfag)
You won't wake/disturbe him with making a pic lol
Would die for some nudes....
I've been into techno about 2 years now and I had the best time of my life
kartoffel
Yes Sir
You tell 'em girl! If they want tits, they can look at literally any other thread
I got a honey foot. Also poses aren't easiest since it's dark and I don't want to move really.
Well i got with my man when I was 24 and at the time I wasn't looking for any criteria really...i was just looking for a good time. I've personally never been one to car if a guy has those things...my man was jobless when I met him and now he has a damn good job...if you meet the right person then those things will come to them if they don't already have them. My mans a good person and I knew he deserved good things. I supported him and he managed to get his job, got a car and next we are working on a house.
Now that I am 28 the urge to be married and have a baby hit me like a damn train. It's always on my mind and at 24 I was certain I didn't even want those things
Wouldn’t it be in the am? It’s 8:45 here in aus..
8:45pm I mean
Eh just a shitty subway job. We were always understaffed though so I made a decent paycheck for myself since I worked about 6 days a week at almost 8 hour shifts
Tits or gtfo
Of course , damn I'm an idiot ...
>...i was just looking for a good time.
Annnd that's me out. Naturally a stoic miserable bastard. I'm a loving, caring miserable bastard, but fun doesn't come easily to me.
Was geht bei dir so "früh"?
Also I mean boney foot...damn autocorrect
Well for me I mean I was just looking to fuck lol. I wasn't trying to get in a relationship.
As for my man when I first met him he was really different then what I normally went for.
He definitely wasn't what i went for appearance wise..(He wasn't ugly but just not the douchey muscley pretty boys I went after).
I met him at a party he was hosting. I was just a friend that tagged along with a friend.
I met him and didn't think much of him. I'd describe him as a nerdy metalhead who definitely had that "I'm an asshole but I secretly care about my friends" sorta attitude and after a while I just really started to like the way he talked to me and other and he was funny as fuck. So I was like "ok sure I'll fuck him"
And 4 years later we are planning marriage and kids...it always works out in weird ways
Hm. Not going to lie. Sounds like a decent love story.
Do you think the urge is like physiological or it's simply the fact that most of your friends started to have a family/kids and you dont want to be left without it?
Because that's exactly why I think I will stick to date and go for 23/24 y old for the rest of my life as long as I am capable to keep myself attractive enough.
I hate kids, I hate the very concept of a family. My family was happy when I was a kid, not now, but I think I saw what having an happy family is like and I'm not intrested whatsoever.
The father always have to deal with hardships and sour stuff.
What should I do? Should I be clear about this? Risking all?
That is probably the best way to go ... if you are constantly searching for someone u won't find one. Just be openmindet and let the rest happen by itself.
Would love to know what you're working !?
And how the hell do you got on Sup Forums ? I mean most of us are probably men with so wired interest but what would a woman search here ?
This is not against woman but you're kinda rare on here :D
Oh No it's definitely physiological. Our friends were pretty much mostly married/had kids when we first met.
Me and him BOTH we very adamant on not wanting babies. Friends and family bugged us and we always said our 3 dogs were out only kids. Only mainly this year and the few last month's of last year did babies start popping into my head and it REALLY bugged me. Like it felt like my body was berating me everyday for not having a baby. I started to feel like a failure as a woman because I didn't have a baby. It was really overwhelming because i didn't understand why I was feeling that way...i was depressed for a while before I got the courage to tell my bf. I was afraid he was gonna think it was weird and maybe somehow start pushing me away. I told him and surprisingly he wasn't against it. He said that it obviously wasn't the same urge as me but the thought was crossing his mind.
And yea my 2nd also disliked kids and the family things. But here we are now looking at kids stuff and talking about a future kid lol.
I'm just gonna say that things can change. Guy or girl. If you meet someone you want to really spend the rest of your life with you really start to change your whole outlook
How big is your dick?
Yea I've always believed that me and my sister are good examples. Sure we are both good looking girls but she's the more popular one and I'm more introverted. From day 1 she's always searched for love and to have a partner...i of course would want a partner but I didn't make it the bane of my existance like she did.
So here she was...the more popular outgoing one who was able to hook up with guys but always got dumped.
And me...i had my fair share of men and I can say that almost all of them were decent people that just didn't work out.
My relationships were always more meaningful then hers and I believe it's because I never searched for anyone. We just ran into eachother.
height and weight
Also, post moar, boney is k
I'm not rare user....plenty of girls here. Just most of them probably don't wanna be bombarded with the tits or gtfo shit.
I've been here for about 9 years. I'm used to it
Don't got one
I'm 5'6 and 145
are you really going to ignore dubs?
You're also in the guess my appearance thread. What made you start this one?
Ever visited other countries ?
Yea no big deal I get trips, and quads a lot
do you like guro?
Yea I was. Eh I was bored. I knew making this kinda thread would piss people off. Therefore give me entertainment. I like a bit of fast paced threads and I also find it funny how easy it is to piss someone off
I wish! I've never even been out of California! Oh wait that's a lie I went to Vegas once!
I actually kinda do. Though anime gore is a bit boring...mainly because the stupid faces they make bitches have.
I usually just browse actual gore
Party on. This place really is cheap entertainment. All I have to do is be myself to trigger people.
That's exactly what I do. Let em know who I am and the shit storm starts.
If they're cool then that's cool too. I get a good conversation and I like to converse with others. Either way it's a win/win on my end
Sad to hear, but you have a lot time to do so!
In Europe it's far more easy , I can drive in less than a day to 5 oder6 different neighbour countries.
The best trip was Africa so far
Cali is also a place I want to visit, expect the whole us
cool i'm bumping some shit and then leave
