what tf is wrong with you? You're crying "muh i'll never get a good job" and other anons give you useless advice like "muh get a gym membership" or "muh stop jerking off". I'll tell you my story to proof y'all niggers are wrong.
>be me >be 26 >never went to a gym >jerking off at least 2 times a day >high on weed all the time >basically NEET life except i study CS >spending my days smoking, programming and playing vidya >Grades are straight A's with a B here and there >Got a parttime job as IT-consultant >Earn 20k while still in uni >Can't understand how someone can fuck up his life >tfw you losers are doing stupid stuff like gym or chasing grills while life is easy
kek i'm not even overweight or playing WoW. Admit it you're jelly that you're an inferior being
Cooper Price
wait until you're 29, and you notice yourself all alone. friends you used to connect with drifting part like flotsam, only bound together by their need to feel loved. meanwhile, you sit smugly in your ass indented chair thinking how well you've figured out the key to happiness, until the lock no longer accepts it. what will you do then?
why are you depressed m8? you did it you can live the dream
Charles Long
how you fall so easily into deluding yourself. just wait and see user, just wait and see. like I said, you have them now, enjoy them while you can.
Chase Sullivan
>high on weed all the time >spending my days smoking, programming and playing vidya >Got a parttime job as IT-consultant >Earn 20k while still in uni And yet you bad at maths cuz this don't add up.
Justin Adams
are you hapi, op?
Sebastian Cooper
It’s very nice, but this house is unable to get wifi because it’s rural as fuck and it’s a new state so I have no friends :(
Joshua Moore
what? i earn 1.6k a month while doing homeoffice mostly
Luke Jones
yee me hapi
Nicholas Anderson
well thats fucked up tried a satCom connection? it's pretty expensive but works well.
Why should my friends leave me? And if they do i get some new, i moved a couple of times in my life but found new friends each time
Matthew Miller
Is that satellite?
Elijah Baker
yeah, i tried it and it worked pretty good. btw what is your job?
Michael Perry
I manage a broiler (meat eating) chicken farm. The pay should be 100k but im still being trained. I’ll look into that!
Leo Kelly
thats nice m8, i didn't know you can make THAT much money with chickens but would you agree that going to gym, stop fapping and all the other "advice" you get on 4chin is fuckin useless?
