Come to papa, little dubs!
Come to papa, little dubs!
Liam Turner
Robert Ward
Not like that. Like this.
Chase Howard
episches versagen
Bentley Flores
We offended the dubs gods!
Hudson Hill
Trips.
Luis Rivera
Sebastian Flores
It's time to get serious!
Justin Hall
Broken popura grant me dubs
Austin Stewart
Nathan Jackson
Praise Kek
Gavin Roberts
Madnigga grant me dubs
Gavin Clark
Juan Rogers
Checked nigga!
Noah Peterson
I never get dubs
Nathan Murphy
Told ya
Joseph Smith
No dubs please.
Xavier Torres
Mason Stewart
Evan Johnson
Hunter Stewart
Oh shit I got dubs. Fuck you user
Logan Ross
BAM!
Noah Cruz
GOddamn Niggers!
Angel Phillips
>why, those have $0!!?
Hudson Sanchez
Jake Gyllenhaal?
Easton Martinez
He a good boy! He diddndu nuffins
Carson Phillips
He like a boy.
Oliver Wright
>Dubs G-Ai
Patrick Bateman falls in love with his dubs.
Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with dub-finding bot. Never minding the strange repeating digits, he immediately uses it, and is overjoyed to find out that the dubs have a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he engages in more dubs getting ways, he instead acquires singles. Confused by these turn of events, the Wall Street businessman investigates and finds out that the dubs he made is not the same dubs he fell in love with. In fact, the dubs don't exist in this universe at all. They are dubs from an alternate universe, who has fallen in love with the MC's own psycho self, who too is blissfully unaware of their crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While they shitpost all over Sup Forums, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of DUBS.
Tyler Morales
Hudson Nelson
Well played, Sir
Isaiah Lopez
>off by one
Nathan Thompson
shipping.. but still worth it???
Gabriel Thomas
>Madnigga grant me dubs
OP gave me cancer
Hudson Reed
Check it out
Mason Howard
Aaron Hill
>1616
Does that count?
Brandon Bennett
>start out hating the keit-ai meme
>eventually become lukewarm to it
>begin to take pleasure in the sheer amount of rage and distress it causes other posters
>begin keit-ai posting myself for the (you)s
>slow start to warm up to keit-ai posting
>now find keit-ai posts funny all on their own
help me
Lucas Peterson
Leo Collins
here you go x5
Camden Perez
Jack Carter
Iki wo tomemasu yappa kurushii desu
Iki wo suimasu san ni ichi
Demo kurushii desu yappa kurushii desu
Kimi ga koko ni inai no wa nande da
Iki ga dekimasu boku ikitemasu
Ikite iru noni samishii.
Demo ikitemasu waratte ikitemasu
Kimi ga koko ni inai noni nande...?
Nee waratte ii yo nee naite mo ii yo
Nee okotte ii yo suki ni natte ii yo
Nee KISU shite ii yo nee daite mo ii yo
Nee kimi dake no boku ni shite kurete ii yo
KIMI ni aemasu ATASHI ureshii desu
Ikite iru kara samishii.
Toki wo tomemasu toka itte mimasu
"Douka" to negaimasu unteach....
Nee waratte ii no? Nee naite mo ii no?
Nee okotte ii no? Suki ni natte ii no?
Nee KISU shite ii no? Nee daite mo ii no?
ATASHI dake no KIMI ni shite mo ii no kana...
Nee waratte ii yo nee naite mo ii yo
Nee okotte ii yo suki ni natte ii yo
Nee KISU shite ii yo nee daite mo ii yo
Nee kimi dake no boku ni shite kurete ii yo
"Waratteru." "KIMI datte"
"Naiteru no?" "Kimi datte"
"Suki da yo" "Boku datte"
"Mata aeru yo." "Matteru"
Matteru.
Alexander Ortiz
Asher Lee
Asher Perry
Adam Sanders
Liam Diaz
Liam Perez
Theory
>You only get dubs when you don't believe you'll get dubs
So yeah, I know for sure I'll never get dubs on this post
Isaiah Ross
Check em
Connor Perez
See, you were sarcastic with your disbelief so the dub gods punished you with a lack of dubs.
Alexander Collins
Ayden King
Dubs of trues
Jason Morris
Dubs get
Kayden Perez
fugg me
all hail he who controls the numbers
Connor Williams
Ethan Brooks
checked