Be me

>Be me
>Try to think of a shitpost idea
>Can't
>Shitpost anyway

That's the origin story of this thread, a bit better than some other origin stories like the Bible because at least it is factual.

How do you shitpost?

Please, please kill yourself.

It's shitposters like you that give this country it's humiliating shitposting reputation.

>Country
Australia is a consonant.

Look Italy, it comes natural to Aussies.

Share your secrets

It's a country and a continent.

It can be both.

I bet you're one of THOSE people who correct spelling mistakes just to get a superiority boner.

Nigga, you know what you need? Game. And I ain't talking about no video game like Pac Man.

You need to drive a nice car, wear fashionable clothes, use expensive cologne. Soon you'll be swimming in pussy. You can pick up literally any girl at a club or bar if you know the right moves.

Sure I used to dream of finding a "soul mate" too, but trust me, that just doesn't happen. The sooner in life you embrace Game theory the better.

I suppose you think Africa is a country aswell, ha?

May I inquire the of the sacred path called shitpost?
Why does this void need to be filled?
Who fills this void?
What ultimately satisfies this void?
When does the void return its bounty?
Why does the void exist?

The shitpost is the ultimate red pill, teach me o aussie!

The ultimate redpill is you are a KEK KEK CUK CUKC UCK CUK CUK CUK KEK CuCK cUCK

Can I get some dubs please

Africa is a continent which contains a collection of countries.

I'm going to stop responding to you now, your bait isn't even good.

my rice are like tiny white doo doos
uhmm... how wise master

>I was only pretending to be retarded

Holy shit you were only pretending? You got me good there Italy I thought you were actually retarded the whole time nice prank 9/11 I r8 m8

you have neglected me for another
my honor is forever tarnished...
good thing I have a gun

I thought that was ivory Coast.

...

Make sure to use it on a nigger before yourself

Oh wise one I see the error in your statement,
I can exterminate another 7 dyndus before myself
And it would even be irresponsible for me to not make it 9 total.

>the image
no... NO!

Like this.

I bet you thought I would say something funny, nope.

Australia is a big island. I know because I can see it from my house. In New Zealand we call it Australia Island.

I guess I'm always shitposting so.

After seeing the posts in this thread I feel that some medicine is going to be necessary.

I'm prescribing you all one dose.

gracias dubs doc

Australia is a country on the continent of Oceania.

Please someone shoot me in the fukcing face, maybe not the face. I want to feel the pain as I slowly die.

10/10, Bravo Nolan

NO, IT'S A FUCKING CONSONANT

>B, C, D, AUSTRALIA, F, G, H, J, etc