Tell me your best racist and sexist jokes Sup Forumsros, do your best

tell me your best racist and sexist jokes Sup Forumsros, do your best

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ur mom gay

How do you trigger a cracker?
Tell him whites will be less than 5% of the world population by 2100.

what do you do when you see a black guy limping through your yard.

stop laughing and reload.

Black Jokes are not funny I have a black guy in my family way up in my family tree.
He's been hanging there for quite a while.

women are like jelly beans. they are all good except the black ones.

racist jokes are not funny, no matter what you fucking nazis might think. nothing's funny when it's a joke about something somebody can't change about themselves, and race is caused by nothing more than a thing in somebody's skin called melanin, or in the case of black people, watermelanin.

There is a brown dick enter restaurant. The pink pussy says ey yo come over here get a drink for free I need some of that hot sausage. Ahah xD
A poopy on ur face mam xD ahah! xD ahah! xD
What :o? on my face?
yes a brown poopy on ur face ahah! xD ahah xD!
Ahyeeyey phoopey on tobba my feys? Oo
Ahah! xD ayey ahah! xD on tobba yow feys mayn! xD ahah! ayeye! ahah! xD
yes indeed.

Why don't black people go on cruises?
They already fell for that shit once before.

kek'd
how do you trigger a nigger?

What do you call a black octopus?
I don't know but it can pick a lot of cotton.

School is like a boner, long and hard.
Unless you're Asian...

What do you call five black people having sex?
A three-way.

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person?
Neighbour.

What's the difference between an Isis training camp and a mosque?
Don't ask me, I'm just following orders.

Yup, and these 5% will still own 95% of all power and all wealth in the world.

copypasta material

>there is a brown dick enter restaurant
What the fuck?

its autism speaking, user

ohohoho this guy's a comic genius, in 30 years I've NEVER heard that one oh hohohoho

that much is obvious.
Also, why does Sup Forums laugh at WWII jokes? they're not funny. My own grandfather died - he fell out of a tower in Auschwitz.

What do you call a white girl who can run faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin!
*miss you Papa Franku :'(

What's the difference between a black guy and a park bench?

The park bench can support a family.

One day when home alone a woman descides to take a bath. unbeknownst to her however, her dog freeshow, whom she loved dearly had gotten out. when she was finished bathing, she noticed that her faithful companion, freeshow, was gone. Out of shock, she arose quickly from the bath and ran straight out of her front door. out of instinct, she screamed "Freeshow?!" while running down the street.

Whats the difference between a set or tyres and niggers?

Tyres don't sing when you put chains in them.

If I had a dollar for every time I said something racist, a nigger would steal it from me.

How do parents in africa celebrate their kids' birthdays?
they bring flowers to the gravesite.

Say what you want about pedophiles - at leat they drive slow in the school zone.

And here's the proof

Ur granny trany

hilarious

kek'd

How do you pick up a chick at Treblinka?
With a dust pan

What’s the difference between a piece of shit and a mexican?

A piece of shit turns white and stops stinking

How do you get a Jewish woman's number?
Ask her to roll up her sleeve

How does a black woman fight crime?

She gets an abortion.

Why can't Mexico ever win a medal in the olympics?
Cus every spic that run, jump, or swim, is already living in America.

what do you call a white person in a porno?
>the camera man
What do you call a black person at the zoo?
>the main attraction
why did the Asian go to the pet shop?
>Because he was grocery shopping
You wanna hear a joke?
>Woman's rights
Why do hispanics have so many children?
>Because they do not have jobs and can't go to college so they spend all there time fucking

those are all of my cheesy racist/sexist jokes that I can think up on the spot. have fun user

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I like my women like my cigars - 7 years old from cuba in a burlap sack.
(note to Govt. or mods - this isnt true)

holy trips.

How do you starve a nigger?
Hide his food stamps under his work boots.

What does a jew consider an existential dilemma?
Free bacon

I laughed, good one

A duck and a skunk are following their mothers across a highway when suddenly a car crushes both the mothers. The duckling and the skunk are both awestruck, then the duck begins to cry. "Now I won't know who I am" cried the duckling. The skunk pondered for a moment.
"Well, you're covered in yellow feathers right?" asked the skunk.
"Yes," replied the duck.
"And you have a bill right?"
"Yes."
"And you have big, goofy, webbed feet right?"
"Yes."
"Well, it's obvious that you are a duck!"
"Wow! You're right. I must be a duck."
The skunk then began to well tears in his eyes as he said "I don't know who I am either." The duck calmly inquired, "Well, you're half black right?"
"Yes," replied the skunk.
"And you're half white right?"
"Yes."
"And you smell like shit right?"
"Oh definitely."
"Isn't it obvious?! You're a Mexican!"

Trump is a pansy faggot and his followers are all cucks.

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What do you call 50 niggers buried up to their ears in sand?
Afroturf

how do we know women belong in the kitchen? They already have milk and eggs inside of them.

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Underrated.

Holocaust jokes are NOT funny. Anne Frankly I'm shocked you would stoop so low.

nice burn.

What do you get when you cross a nigger and an octopus?
An 8 row cotton picker.

how does a syrian family celibrate their childs birthday?

flowers on the grave.

I laughed WAY too fucking hard at this.

holy fucking kek

What's the difference between a pizza, and a nigger?
A pizza can feed a family of 4

I normally lurk...
but god dammit...

How many niggers does it take to shingle a roof?
8 if you slice them right

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza
a pizza doesn't scream when you shove it in the oven

how did Hitler tie his shoes?
In little nazi's!

This user just won this thread.

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you stole mine

the last ones not even funny it's just true

Why do niggers have white palms, and soles?
Cus god told them to "Assume the position" when he spray painted them

What’s the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews?
>Harry Potter escaped the chamber
What do you say to a floating TV at night?
>”Drop it, nigger.”

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How do you get niggers to stop jumping on the bed?
Put velcro on the ceiling.
How do you get them down?
Tell the mexican kids down the street they're pinatas and give them a bat.

in screencap

why do black chicks carry such big purses?
to hold their lipstick

Stupidest fucking joke.

Why don't Arabs get circumcised?
>So they have a place to keep their gum in a sandstorm.

What's the one thing you can never call a nigger with a straight face?
Innocent

top kek m8

What do you call a black hitchhiker?
Stranded

>arabs chewing gum
Haram

Why should you never hit a black kid in a bike?
It might be your bike

What do you call a nigger driving a Mercedes?
A thief

penis also dick and balls.....

How was break-dancing invented?
>Niggers stealing hubcaps off moving cars.

haha also kill youself

Why don't Joo's eat pussy?
>Too close to the gas-chamber.

*jew
dipshit fucking inbred nigger bitch

Why are Joos noses so big?
>Because air is free.

kek

why did the chicken cross the road?

Did you hear about the Jooish sports car?
>Its brakes are so good, not only does it stop on a dime, it picks it up.

I've got nothing against black people, I think every good home should own one.

Nigger walks into a bar with a huge parrot on his shoulder. Barman goes "fuck me where did you get that?!". "From fucking Africa there's loads of the black cunts" the parrot replied.

Why do pakis smell bad? So blind people can hate them too.

What's got 8 legs and a black cunt? The A team

Why did Romans build straight roads? So pakis couldn't build corner shops

"Dad why is your car covered in mud, grass, trees and blood?" "God I just ran over two pakis it was awful" "ok well that explains the blood, but what about the mud grass and trees?" "They tried to escape through the park"

What's the difference between a park bench and a nigger? A park bench can support a family of 4

A man walked into a bar.
Ouch

so he could fucking die
now watch this

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Hey, don't insult black people I've got one handing in my family tree
Oh I've got a bunch of them
What do you call a black guy on a bicycle, a thief
Who would win, a nigger in a pickup or child support payments
You gotta admit the holocaust had some smoking hot babes
Women are like stake, if it's black then it'll taste like shit
What makes a whore a whore, money and a small labia

a horse walks into a bar .
the bartender say why the long face.
the horse (being a horse of course) turn around and shit on the bar.
cause its a fucking horse you dip shit

Wanna hear a joke?

Traps are not gay

Three women walk into a bar, talking about how loose they are
One fit a finger
One fit a cucumber
the other slid down the barstool

uuuuh that one hit me harder than I thought

corect answer was .
it was trying to evade the red neck.
in hope a car would hit him.
PT.2.. why did the red neck cross the road?

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What do you call 400 black men in uniform

Cell block D

u r the gayest faggot ever.

to catch the chicken?
maybe he wanted to fucking kill himself too.

What's pink and rusty?

Maddie McCanns bike

way to go captain fucking obvious .

oh I thought you would say a pussy raped by a crowbar