I found my brothers onahole. He has a strict christian gf that believes in no sex until marraige...

I found my brothers onahole. He has a strict christian gf that believes in no sex until marraige. Im worried for his sex drive and well-being. What should i do anons?
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pour lemon juice into it

Gonna be overseas for a few days(at the airport rn) so i cant do a timestamp. I think he bought it because the family's not gonna be home for awhile

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No, that thing looks like it's well used. He's had it for a while.

Fuck ur brudda

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Go to church with him and sneak it in with you.
Go to the pulpit and announce/show what you found to the audience.
They will pray for him and everything will be alright.

put needles inside.

Write a note like “I know now” and shove it down into the end. He’ll wonder what’s poking his tip, pull it out and flip.

are you sis or bro?

Or just stuff it halfway with pages from the Bible. Or the Koran

put glue in it

Put a razor in it.

Angle them downward away from the opening so he can get his cock in, but not out.

make it more realistic and put your pubes on it and put red food coloring inside. Maybe slap some snot on there for vaginal discharge

oh and stretch it the fuck out.

SHIT IN IT

put some herpes on it.

Haha Haha this put food coloring only in the very bottom. It will sit there waiting for him to use it. Once he dumps lube in and churns it with his cock he’s going to pull out a bunch of color. If red, he’s going to think his dick exploded.

Is that a mouth?

Fiberglass insulation

Chilli sauce

This is actually funny and relatively harmless.

This!

Omfg I’m doing this to my roommate next time he’s out

winnar

Fuck it and nut inside, then leave it where you found it.

Leave it alone and respect his privacy...

Buy one of those ghost pepper extracts put a couple drops in the bottom of it

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That sounds painfully mean

put sand in his vagina

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permanent dye?

lmao dude ur fuckin wild ahahah

user are you satan?

Mind your own business

OP is kill

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do it op

Nah food coloring will only temporarily stain

put a nail in it.

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Naw man he will just have to stick his dick in some milk

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seal it shut with superglue

get a ghost chilli pepper and coat the insides with the juice

turns up at the hospital with it stuck to his dick kek

leave a note next to it saying "Thanks for letting me borrow this"

This
A Virgin rubber pussy is much tighter

put it in your parents bedroom.. in the bed. under your dads pillow.

Many "what the fuck"s will be had

This

why do you get all the credit? :(

that's a fleshlight, not a onahole.
source: I've got the same one

this

Better yet:

Put the onahole between two pillows on his bed, with a picture of Jesus. Send the pic to your bro's bitch gf from his phone saying "I luv Jebus so much" . Then block her so she can't call him.

Stuff a note in the onahole saying "I thought you loved me".

Finish in it, put it back, and let him discover for himself.

jizz in a container and let it sit for a couple of days until it starts to smell really rancid and THEN put it inside.

This is picture out and put it inside the flesh light.

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honestly a good suggestion

>relatively

Because it's his brother, right? Relatively? Ha!

OP here

Im his younger brother

His girlfriend is pretty hardcore, goes to church service 3x a week. I dont wanna mess with the fleshlight since things will get awkward between us. Anyways imma board the plane to japan, now brb in 11 hrs. Might as well buy him an actual onahole in japan though

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Jesus had balls and a penis right? So that means he was producing sperm and semen. That shits gotta go somewhere so either jesus was having wet dreams or he rubbed one out every now and then.

worried for his sex drive? That's not a thing. also it seems fine, he wants sex, she doesnt give it, he gets it elsewhere. this is how the world works

Try it out for yourself. youtu.be/UOZUnHf7jJM

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Put hot sauce in it

hot sauce... get it... sauce... hot...

put hot sauce deep in his onahole

get out of my fucking head faggot

i got one, i got one.

Fuck his girlfriend lol

Pour hot sauce in it

stick it up your butt and wait on all fours on his bed facing away from the door.

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