Admit it

admit it
eminem is pretty fucking based right?

Hahaha based

"In the bed with two brain-dead lesbian vegetables
I bet you they become heterosexual
Nothing will stop me from molestin' you
Titty-fuckin' you 'til your breast nipple flesh tickles my testicles
Is what I said to the two conjoined twins
How's it going, girlfriends? You needs a boyfriend?
You need some ointment? Just set up an appointment
Who's gonna see the doctor first? We'll do a coin flip
I just got my one-year sobriety coin chit
When the bad get going, how bad does the going get?
Baby, you shouldn't have any trouble rubbing groins wit'
Each other, specially when you're joined at the hip
I'm going to get the needle and thread from the sewing kit
And attempt to separate 'em and stitch 'em back at the loin, shit"
R.I.P.

the christopher reeve bit on medicine ball is legendary

Wow, which rapist do I stand with

it's not hypocritical to criticize someone who says explicit things when you are a person who is known for saying explicit things. that is unless you are specifically criticizing them for being too explicit in their language

THAT'S AN AWFULLY HOT COFFEE POT

AWFULLY

Should I drop it on Donald drumpf?

PROLLY NOT

Eminem, the man who made a career acting like the "tough hood white guy but who is also hood guy" and disrespecting his own mother is triggered by Donald fucking Trump.

I just like music. All I ever wanted was to improve my skills and meet and make music with interesting people. Fuck every "artist" who has to drag everyone into their half-baked political agendas. They'll never reach greatness with that attitude.

THAT'S AN AWFULLY HOT CHEETO COCK
SHOULD I PUT IT IN MY MOUTH
PROBABLY NOT

>>>/tumblr/

if he hates trump so much why does he have pepe hands?

me

Trump is actually doing a great job, eh's going to fix our economy of dosen't afraid of deportations

>Trump supporters are still butthurt about a shitty freestyle

Now if only Trump would actually do something good for his country and not just be a contrarian's choice for the sake of being contrarian.

Killing the TPP was more good than Obama's entire first time.

>pitchfork
>liking a white person

A 50 year old entertainer flipping me off

Butthurt? Na.
Eminem is just a meme now.

This is why Trump won

Eminem is a washed-up rapper trying to gain publicity, his music has aged like milk

FUCK DRUMPF!!!! FUCK WYPIPO EXCEPT EMINEM!!!!!

he didn't kill it, he managed to get the other countries to give Canada the concessions he would've gotten if he wasn't such a fucking retardo. So the other countries signed it with Canada on board, and the US got nothing

Now he is pretending that the US isn't the laughing stock of the modern world by signing a different treaty per each country. And after seeing how amazing his "negotiating skills" are, I still can;'t believe you trumptards think he is going to manage to get any good deal out of anything

oh and I love the tidbit about him not knowing that he cannot make deals with single countries in the EU

> the "leader" of the Free World doesn't know how the EU works

lmfao

>white guy who culturally appropriates rap and makes songs about raping and killing his ex-girlfriend

The Left really knows how to pick their allies. Islam is great for women's right and lgbt too right?

That's literally the definition of hypocrisy

motherfucker literally no one knows how the EU works. why do you think the UK left?

go watch some more late night shows and snl sketches to add more points to your argument

>literally no one knows how the EU works

>nobody knew healthcare could be so complicated

Your precious Union's days are numbered. Your mouth is writing some pretty hefty checks.

great argument genius. almost as eloquent as vanilla ice 2.0's freestyle

>implying the EU works

I don't live in the EU
and hey, at least the EU isn't run by a plutocracy and an idiot at the helm turning the once mighty US into a fucking joke of a "country" while his buddies rape and pillage everything they can and the idiots whose lives are about to become shittier keep whining about muh Hillary. It's pathetic

>literally no one knows how the EU works
there's no point "arguing" with the kind of retard that projects his own ignorance onto others

I LOVE how Trump supporters can't name a single good thing Trump has accomplished. It's all ad hominems and irrelevant trash. Because the only thing Trump ever did was make him and his supporters look stupid. I guarantee that the replies to this will still be dodging the question because the contrarians can't admit Trump is shit.

Who replaced his hands with Shrek's?

That's true. It's run by a plutocracy with a committee of unelected bureaucrats who care more about "muh PR" than the people they're supposed to represent. But at least it's not a racist place.

Here's one: making bitches like Eminem cry.

hes really going all in with the jews

I used to listen to his music, but then I drew a line in the sand.

see
it's the only thing
no matter how much you point out all of Trump's broken promises and failures, they will still whisper
>"a-at least libs r mad lol"

Yeah, you just proved me right. My work here is done.

...

limiting immigration is one thing
ripping up the tpp
not cucking to china
etc. i could go on

The economy is doing great right now, you would know that if you actually worked a real job.

But besides that, it hasn't even been a year since Trump assumed office. Were Republicans asking these questions when Obama was only like 8 months in office? What happened to all the things that Obama promised but fell short on (like 99% of his "Change" campaign propaganda)? What did he accomplish in his EIGHT years in office other than create a shitty healthcare system?

HE BUILDIN THAT MUHFUGGIN WALL MUHFUGGA

HE WUZ KANGZ DOE

name one thing trump has done thats bad for america or any violations in peoples rights and freedoms

Admit it kid, you hate him cause he's white

the economy is doing great thanks to Obama's policy you fucking retard. Trump or congress haven't done anything that would've changed the "economy".

>limiting immigration is one thing
Obama had a far higher rate of deportations than any president in modern times
Trump got a half assed muslim ban that is literally doing fuck all but "virtue signal" his retarded fanbase

>ripping up the tpp
see
>not cucking to china
what the fuck is this supposed to mean?

>etc. i could go on
LMFAO

if follow the news you would know not cucking to china means. fighting back on their currency manipulation and patent stealing that cost the us economy billions

BLLLUUUUUMMMPPPPFFFFFFF

Please don't go into threads that trigger you, my special snowflake. I hate seeing you cry

>fighting back on their currency manipulation and patent stealing that cost the us economy billions
and what has he done to "fight back"? and exactly what has he accomplished on that front?

Pretending he is a genius because he was told to say something that just about everyone in the west knows now is considered "standing up"??

lmfao


>no wall and no funding for wall
>half assed "muzleem ban" that accomplishes nothing
>the magical replacement to Obamacare that was going to be cheaper and cover everyone is nowhere to be seen
>"drained the swamp" by filling his cabinet with ex CEOs and Russian paid shills

but hey a-at least he talked shit about China n shit amirite

H-hey.. are you alright?

>the economy is doing great thanks to Obama's policy you fucking retard
Imagine being this delusional

REMINDER: The President is just a puppet. Who's really pulling the strings? What brainwashing garbage are they feeding us through mainstream music? Are the Jews to blame?

the new budget hasn't been approved yet
Trump was taking credit for the "good economy" literally 3 days after he was inagurated
pic related is what's coming to the trumptards

>Are the Jews to blame?
In a clueless patsy kind of way.

>Leftists used to hate Eminem for his homophobic slurs - GLAAD even protested him
>Now they love him because muh drumpf

>rigthist whine about "muh degeneracy"
>vote for a guy who admits to sexually assaulting women and talks about how attractive his own daughter is
makes u think

>the travel ban (ruled UNCONSTITUTIONAL by the SUPREME COURT)

>the transgender ban (also ruled unconstitutional)

and those are just the two big ones

inb4 there's nothing wrong with that or something from people who have never read a book besides Art Of Le Deal

So more jobs?

sure thing, as we already know, trickle down economics are great for the working class! the rich loves to get rid of the extra wealth by creating more jobs and doing their part in the war against inequality

Trump supporters ITT and IRL

+1

it's not, for the reasons i explained

Sounds great!

Yeah, but you act like a hooker

>HEY GUYS LOOK HOW RACIST I AM
>fuck off racist
>Jokes on them, i was only being satirical

literally the only difference

black marge loves it, no one is getting spanked today!

Who gives a shit about cheeto-man. Can we discuss how the label is cucking Skylar Grey? Her versions of Walk On Water or Love The Way You Lie, also both written by her, are way better. Yet she got replaced by shitty artists who are more popular. Why is that okay?

You can vote for every relevant position in the EU. Besides, the national politicians who get in, are voted in as well. Of all the flaws, democracy isn't one of them. Transparency or bureaucracy are where it struggles, BECAUSE they try to be fair and democratic, hence the need to pander the wishes of all the little voices and as you noted the "muh PR". If EU would act the way the idiots bitch about, it'd be way more effective, and we'd solved most internal problems in weeks.

Thats an awfully hot take, Em. Donald Trump doesn't need to swear to sell records.

well I do, so fuck him and wypipo too

>man says dumb shit as a joke, hints it's a joke multiple times, explains in interviews it's a joke, AND calls people who take his jokes seriously idiots
>fatass says dumb shit, when asked to clarify backtracks and says different dumb shit and then says even dumber shit in private

Eminem made a career saying whatever the fuck he wanted in a way not done before. He's only being consistent.

You're not sending your best, that I can tell you.

>i should support a dude who get rich for being an horrible persona and for saying ad hominems and other scandolous shit
Yeah, nah, and im not talking about Trump. Both sucks and this is cringe.
Grow up.

>white guy who makes a career out of ppropriating black cultre
>commits violence to women and later glorifies it in song

hes a piece of shit. fuck trump mean nothing coming from him. their both shitty white dudes

>commits violence to women
Proof? Telling/rapping fictional stories isn't the same as actually committing sexual assault and bragging about it.

>Eminem made a career saying whatever the fuck he wanted in a way not done before. He's only being consistent.
>implying that schtick isn't sold by the pound at Family Dollar

Hell, Em's won multiple defamation suits against him by pointing out that what he says is either highly exaggerated or outright untrue (to the point any reasonable person would realize it) in the vast majority of cases. The only songs that he's said was at all accurate were the ones about his mother, which he looks back on with distaste at how much of an edgey asshole he was to make them.

As if you'd extend that good grace if David Duke one day said "Y'know what...I take it back".

TWO DRUMMERS, MRUTRANTIS?
TWO FUCKING DRUMMERS?

lol you should go with trump if anyone draws a line in the sand. anyone who says, you have to think like me in this way or youre not my friend, you should ditch that bitch. what are you gonna do? conform to all their beliefs while they hold your friendship over your head eternally. fuck that faggot

LOL dope head whites from the midwest are screwed

>conform to all their beliefs while they hold your friendship over your head eternally
Exactly. A real friend doesn't fucking do that.

To make a comparison that make sense, Duke should've stated from the very start that he is just playing the role of a racist retard, explain in interviews how only retards would take him serious, and preferably make jokes about racists too.

I mean, take homophobia, let's even ignore his interview and just look at the lyrics:

>Fuckin' brains, brawn and brass balls
>I cut 'em off and got 'em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar
>Inside of a hall, with my framed autographed sunglasses
>With Elton John's name on my drag wall
>I'm out the closet, I've been lyin' my ass off
>All this time, me and Dre been fuckin' with hats off
>(Suck it, Marshall!)
>So tell Laura and her husband to back off
Does it sound like the guy is seriously homophobic? Does it sound like the guy is serious?

I dunno if Eminem really did all of that. People who were hurt by those words didn't hurt less because Marshall said "umm...no...ackchually i make a funny".

Answer the question, would a rational human being take those words seriously?

I'm a cuck and I'm going to continue to listen to his music but I honestly wonder how much he got paid to perform that shill "freestyle" clearly put together with DNC's list of campaign hits.

I really can't tell. All the rumors coming out of LA these days, I'd say all bets are off.

Do you really think Em and Dre were fucking, and that Em had a fling with Elton motherfucking John?

This isn't the first, nor last, rumor revolving around Dr. Dre's preferences. And Elton John is a famously faggy gay, love it or hate it.
Hollywood is a bunch of shady fucks, so their moral grandstanding about any topic is impossible to take seriously. I personally find it hard to believe that people become famous without saying, doing or fucking whatever to reach that.

i hate neo-Sup Forums

I was asking if that the action were credible, not the basic premises

People can feel hurt for him not mentioning Jesus too. Some colorblind guy mind find it offensive when Eminem raps about the color orange. Someone might find it offensive that a white guy raps at all. No matter how hard an artist tries to be non-offensive, people will always find reasons to be offended. He made it clear that the stuff he says, that can be seen as offensive by the general norms of society is not meant seriously enough times for a minimally reasonable person to understand it. Obviously people can still get offended and hurt, but they would be over a clear joke, from an "official" entertainer.

Where did Donald or Duke hint that their dumb shit is just said for laughs?

Have you ever listened to his previous music? The only relevant politicians during his active time he didn't diss was Obama.

Like I said, I just don't know. What I do think is that Eminem really has weird emotions swirling around in his head and poor coping mechanisms. You can see it in his eyes.

It's credible that he harbors highly homophobic opinions. It's credible he's had encounters with people higher up the ladder. It's credible that it's both at the same time. Whatever the case, he just doesn't strike me as a good person based on what he chooses to give voice to.

>Have you ever listened to his previous music? The only relevant politicians during his active time he didn't diss was Obama.
I'm aware of this but in the Trump diss the lyrics along with the production and video seemed very alien. He made a little dig at Trump last year in a way that wasn't so blatant.

I refuse to believe that this wasn't another organised hit piece put together by some suits. I doubt this track will in any way thematically follow into his new record, I bet he'll forget he ever made the diss.

Do you think this is based on a true story too?

I know you're in there, bitch, I got my gun cocked
You might as well come out now
She said: "Come in! It's unlocked."
I walked in and all I smelled was Liz Claiborne
And seen her spread across the bed naked watchin' gay porn
She said: "Come here, big boy! Let's get acquainted!"
I turned around to run, twisted my ankle and sprained it
She came at me at full speed, nothin' could stop her
I shot her five times and every bullet bounced off her
I started to beg: "No, please let go!"
But she swallowed my fuckin' leg whole like an egg roll
With one leg left, now I'm hoppin' around crippled
I grabbed my pocket knife and sliced off her right nipple
Just tryna buy me some time
Then I remembered this magic trick
Duh-dah-duh-dah-duh-duh, go-go gadget dick!
Whipped that shit out, and ain't no doubt about it
It hit the ground, caused an earthquake and power outage
I shouted: "Now, bitch, let's see who gets the best!"
Stuffed that shit in crooked and fucked that fat slut to death

ta-ta-ta da DA daaa!

No that's probably not true, but I also don't think someone with integrity would express themselves like that. The shock-value thing is lame. This is like a fucking 12-year-old.