>wake up
>hop in shower
>look down
>notice you are now a 9 year old Japanese girl
Wut do?
Wake up
Blake Peterson
Colton Fisher
Masturbate
Josiah Bell
Hurry up and shower so I can get to school and not shame my family.
Sebastian Jones
>wake up as girl
Bro, you have no penis
Julian Diaz
Search house for passport (or other type of ID). It is gift from god for thirdworlders.
Angel Anderson
Call my mates and use this opportunity to rob pedos.
Samuel Richardson
>girls cannot masturbate
bro, srsly, bro
Carson Richardson
never trust lolis
Evan Stewart
Breathe, then prepare to live my life as a 9 year old japanese girl. Not much of a choice, nowhere near where my old body would end up or what happened to it, and a likely difficulty to find others with the same situation given how those that do change would either be institutionalized, heavily medicated, or moved to a facility for testing.
So, tl;dr - Live life with my new self and keep my past to myself.
Angel Collins
Think of all the money you could make with your new body though
Angel Evans
not when they are 9 years old
Grayson Martinez
no tl;dr we read ur trash reply all the way like men
William Richardson
Think of all the money someone else could make with your new body if you aren't careful.
Jordan Scott
Just buy a gun or knife
Cooper Young
>buying a gun in Japan
>thinking a knife wielded by a 9 year old is enough
Levi Morales
See if i can pronounce L, i actually wonder if i could, do i still have my own language with japanesee or just mine or just japanesee
Isaac Stewart
Can do, will do
Aiden Ramirez
Cum
Oliver Miller
Its a matter of not knowing whatll happen if people see that someone somehow changed like that, if they believe you. Too risky. Id rather just live life from that point. I would also get to do things differently while maintaining my intelligence.
Isaac Martinez
Ballbust guys to see what it's like in reverse/
Carson Morgan
ANY 9 year old Japanese girl? Or can I be Nevada-tan?
Evan Robinson
Follow my destiny and jump off a roof only to be caught by a suicide net
Jaxon Lewis
Goto comiccon and get stuff fre fro you pathetic fucking weebos.
Jonathan Mitchell
This is cheating. Restart at life, even in a different culture, while keeping your past experiences allows you to be a fucking science prodigy. Assuming of course you're not a retard who failed at life.
James Martin
Jose Ortiz
Eat some cereal.
Noah Cruz
Start my voice acting career
Chase Cooper
>girls do not have vaginas at 9 years old
???