Dubs to start us off Sup Forums don't let me down

Dubs to start us off Sup Forums don't let me down

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>Is that an H&M bag?, because I'll be humping you and you'll be moaning

hello

Ok... Next dubs

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fam, it's gonna be a bot.

How do you know? I'm new to tinder so I don't know how to tell bots.

Oh what's my ideal date? Thanks for asking! So my ideal date would go something like this: You'd tell me to come pick you up at 7. I'd cruise into your driveway on fumes in my '94 Honda Civic. I'd text you "Here" and wait for you to come out. I wouldn't open the door for you or anything because let's be real, you have arms. At this point I would drive to the nearest gas station and have us both look for change on the floor boards. If we don't find anything you can always spot me, right? Well now that my beast is filled up we can continue with this lovely night. To make it up to you I take you to Apple Bee's and let you order something off the appetizer menu. I forgot my wallet so you'll have to pay again. You'll probably be dying to go home at this point but I'll make sure to try to shove my hand down your pants and awkwardly make out with you. So when are you free, Swanee?

Re roll

rollo

rolling for this

So much this. Rolling for you fam

this is every high school date ever

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*dab*
Don't mind me, I'm just *dabbing* into your DMs. xD
You seem like an interesting person and I would Love to get to know you better. :D
I'll start with introducting >me

Pls dubs

Is a raging case of crab lice a deal-breaker for you?

Almost trips reeee

this needs to go in

Haha

how the fuck is that almost trips you newfag

would you like to meet up for some coffee at an establishment that is at least 500 yards from a school, park, or playground?

Finally. OP this one might actually get you laid don't use the crab lice one

Winrar

OP must delivar

Sup Forumsros dubs is omnipotent. She probably won't reply so if I find another ill ask for dubs for reply to that one

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Saving this for the future.

Would you consider : Hitler did nothing wrong ?

Roll

Next one up! Dubs for reply

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Are you into carrots ?

Use someone got dubs rolling for it

:)

Hey ou wanna meat up later? This app is great. I just got done slapping cocks with some dude behind a walmart lol.

looks like you enjoy food, wanna meet up for lunch tomorrow?

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REROLL

fuckkkkkk thats good

How many cheeseburgers can you eat in one sitting?

well done user

Can I stay at your place tonight?

Sorry man already did this one someone did get dubs for it

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Is it true that you guys actually have layers?

Dubs for reply

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Would be like rodeo on Snorlax.

Is she retarded? What was that even a response to?

Kek

ROLL

jesus fucking christ.
fucking you? yes, fucking you. time and place.

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are you trying to have fun or get laid, because i'll give you both at the same time

Fucking you with carrots ?

Dubs for reply

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With the hambeast? Fun. With the next chick? Either.

... what the fuck autism is this?

"Christ, you are fucking retarded"

Rodeo is an album by Travis Scott, it is the greatest trap album of all time you silly roastie

Did your armpit smells carrots ?

that wasn't a question for you, dumbass.

>who. the fuck are those!!!?

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Are you going to make my dick cry or just me?

Haha these threads always deliver

So you consider yourself as Snorlax ?

Too many fucking dubs, only evens dubs for this chick.

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you've got a bug between your eyes

faggot, i go to umass

The one who can be tamed with a magical flute.
Can I tame you with my magical flute?

You're an original package aren't you

OP is an absolute madman. Although he should have actually tried to bang Swanee. Bang tidy bird.

I'll shit on your street any day :)

Let me put my dick where your moles be.

REROLL FOR FUCK SAKE !

roll

rolo

Henry rollings

humour: autistic.

You forgot molested by dad in your bio :/

She's out of my league. I might as well just send her ridiculous messages because there's no way a guy who looks like. Me can get that.

did you pierce your nail

Soooo close damn

Reroll

winrar

Does your vagine smell of curry? Also show bobs

DO THE ROAR

REROLL

witnessed

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Next is odd dubs

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Would you like to take my virginity?

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Tentacle porn?

DO THE ROAR

The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as “the greatest or most significant or most influential” rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved.

How much?

Can I fuck your big ass nose

Hey baby, they call me white lightning, wanna know why? Well it's mainly because I ejaculate extremely quickly, just looking at my penis is enough to make me cum instantly. It's also because I'm blind and gay lol

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I've got some anal beads in. Will you come rip em out like a beyblade?

TRIPS HAS SET THE BAR. TRIPS FOR NEXT REPLY TO THIS GIRL.

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Sit on my face rn

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rolling for
"something witty"

oh shut up you greedy fucktard