Give me a reason to live

Give me a reason to live.

Protip: you cant

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Make others lives worse.

Because giving up is for fucktards.

No reward in that.

That's like, just your opinion, man.

you could do drugs and feel amazing

Have you done each of the following:

>fucked a woman
>sucked a dick
>driven a car at more than 150kph
>Watched the sunset in the country
>Stargazed in the country
>Camped in the mountains
>Been on a plane
>Been on a boat
>Caught a fish
>Hitchhiked
>Read A Tale of Two Cities, Franny and Zooey, and The Count of Monte Cristo
>Watched Chinatown, La Dolce Vita, The Godfather, and No Country for Old Men
>Written a letter to a living role model of yours
>Watched someone you know die
>Been broke
>Had $20 000 cash in your pocket
>Gone to Vegas
>Gone to Paris
>Gone to London

>No reward in that.
Why? Isn't it nice to watch how other suffer?

In an universe so big, where inteligent life forms seems to be so rare, here you are OP.
Make it worth, it's your only and last chance, you fucking faggot.

Because life has alot to give, and you can do anything but risks are required and sometimes those risks could end in shame, but failure isn't something you need to kys over it's something to look at in another pov and a chance to prove that next time you'll do better

There is no reason. Your argument is valid

The smash for switch

life is good unless you're impoverished

Been there, done that

>That's like, just your opinion, man.
You anhero, you can't do shit anymore.

I'll still be alive and able to do shit and make my life more awesome.

Not an opinion. You give up, you're worth shit.

>Give me a reason to live
the sex, dumb

Kill yourself you attention whore.

Protip: (You) won't

Your gut bacteria need a home.

Yes
Not gay
Yes
Yes
Yes
No
No
Yes
Yes
Fuck off
Gay
Even gayer
No
Why???
Yes
No
No
No

I sort of belief in karma, and I'm getting some bad karma. I'd rather live a positive life, if any. Which I'm not.

I really can't top anything I've already done, other than get married. And I'm alone af

Dude we have lolis and we are so close to having Loli sexbots

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I guess I'm impoverished by your inflated standards

You're obviously not ready to kill yourself. You've experienced much less than half of what life has to offer.

Nothing is worth anything, if everything is just to release dopamine in our brains.

In the grand scheme of things, I don't matter.

Your boring nihilism is boring.

>asking strangers on the internet to give reasons to live

It's not our fucking job to hold your hand through life you fucking degenerate. If you don't enjoy being alive then jump in front of a train, one less faggot in the world.

Because your worth it

Haven't had sex in 13 years. I'm like that dumb Jedi chick waiting for her parents to come back. It ain't gonna happen.

I will if I can make an impact on people and be remembered

>Protip: you cant

Ok. Thanks for the tip.

So you're just an edgy sperglord looking for attention.

Got it. Done with you now.

I need to lose the gut. Was a size 31, now I'm a 37. 115 lbs high school weight to 205.

Treasure your youth and good looks, fren

Seeing that shredder pic makes me more depressed that there are people into the same things I'm into but I'll likely never meet

hey man I'm alone too. shit feels pretty gay atm but why do you think killing yourself will make it any better?

Why the fuck would I want to see london? Maybe paris, but london?

And why would I want to go to vegas??

Your ideals are your own, fool, not mine.

why would you kill yourself? what is worth killing yourself for? what is it that makes you say that you cant do this anymore?

Id enjoy kicking YOUR ass, that's for sure

I don’t give a fuck about your weight. You only asked for a reason to stay alive, and the bacteria in your gut tend to die off after you do. My only reasoning is that they need you alive in order to live, so that’s a reason.

Your dweeby hipsterisms is cringy

sex robots soon

Seeya, bitch

What are your ideals that's you're ready to throw in the towel on life?

I don't give a fuck about your bacteria, Sup Forumstard

>Haven't had sex in 13 years
wow. Then work for sex

I've already fucked more girls than you Sup Forumstards.
I've fucked for 4 hours at a time.
I've experienced love
I've seen it all.

Thank you, my friend just decided to stay alive thanks to this post, you helped me out bro!

what suicide mehods are most serious and which are most half hearted?

is hanging where you have a rope around your neck and just squat down make you a pussy if youre just afraid to do full hanging?

Also, if any of you are catty little femanons, fuck off right now. I don't need your bipolarisms.

because everyone else has, and you had an easier life

Hanging is serious. A gun is serious. I'm not even gonna read your nonsensical second paragraph

I've had nothing easy, I've worked for everything I've done.

well fuck you too, just give us a fucking reason

cmon dude

i just was asking if you had the option to do a full or partial hanging and choose partial, is that being a pussy?

Yeah I figured as much.
Me: logical point
Catty femanon: goes catty

You femanons aren't the Fbi negotiators, so don't pretend to be

>fucked
>fucked
>experienced love
>seen it all

This is the poster of naivete. What are your ideals? Fucking?

My apologies. I'd go full on, i.e. a drop from a height th a would ensure neck snap.

Anything else is suffocation. See itz dolly

Are you a b/tard/b/ro or a femanon

Because I think you sound like the shittiest kind of fuckup loser with the stupidest outlook on life? Yeah, ok, man, I’ll be the cringey one here.

Learn to speak normal language instead of net catchphrases, bitch. You're stuck in a virtual world. Bet you're a female.

Yeah, I'm the loser here.

if someone knew they could do like this

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but where afraid of full body hanging, is doing like in that video make you a pussy at all?

See above.

Also, shit shit shirty fuck.


You have tourettes, little girl? Maybe watch some Hanna montana?

Neither. I wandered over from Sup Forums which is a faggyass board atm.

But seriously. You amateurs make a thread saying you need a reason to live and then you start defending the shitty life experiences you're trying to end...

I don't get it.

Say something without the word "shit". I dare you.

What? Is this OP?

Stop me bitch. I’m gonna go masturbate to the Ice Cream Freeze, and you can keep finding reasons to kill yourself.
You pus pussied shit on by a syphallitic whore kitten molesting grandmother muff diving motherfucker.

Fuck you

you are poop

Whenever I see your b/tards tourettes Laden posts, I don't even read them.
Knowing full well I could put you in the dirt irl is a little relaxing

love
that's what you live for
whatever it is for you.
and. If you lose it.
Then. wait.
love will always find you E>

Curiosity.

Sorry bout tagging that. That method is extremely tedious and painful. I've done extensive research on hanging.

Still jerking it, you herpes riddled hemherroid fisting cum snorter.
>then you do the milkshake-shake it shake it down low. Do the snow cone slide...

Do you find joy in anything?
Whether it be eating, playing a game, watching a movie or even just chilling in the bed. You have a reason to live, if you find no joy in anything, then I guess you could aswell kill yourself.

Easy for you to say. Love is a friend who's ghosted me.

dont it cut off blood to brain?

still it takes balls though id say

I don't know you

The things I enjoy are out of my reach. Playing videogames is just passing time to me, now. I don't get a hat on for new games since, well ps2, I'd say.

I enjoy theme parks, road trips, adventures, but alas, that's all in my oast.

Yes, it's a slow suffocation.

fucking loser u serious

I'm just implying how the whole web thinks that unless you have a 401k (is that still a thing), make $200 000 a year, have every new game system, then your impoverished.

*hard on

Asking for advice here? Better hang yourself right away u son of bitch. Nobody cares if u die.

suicides condemned by the tradtional catholic faith user.

I already got a msg on another website from a person who wants to suicide pact. I'd probably record it, but not for 90% of the jerks here. Itz Dolly is an inspiration.

Then I'll have him kill me before he hero's himself

theres a difference between love and attachment.
Love is wishing the best for someone. With or wihout you.
You can still love him/her even if he/she doesnt want you in her/his life.
life goes on, and love aswel

Then I guess just kill yourself you attention whore. This whole thread is just you shooting down ideas and sulking like a little baby.

Life is more than just "loving" people. I "love" people on this site sometimes, but it only takes one bad apple to ruin the whole bunch. And I'm combative af

Shut up, femanon. Like I said, you cant. FUCKING asshole. Get the fuck off my thread.

Your ideas are obtuse af. I've been in your shoes. 17, and everything peachy in life, talk in to that 1 depressed guy in the chatroom.

Your thread sucks, and my dicks bigger than yours, you sad widdle baby boo.
>Boo hoo, my life isn’t perfect everyone tell me that my life is special and I’m an important big boy. Waah!

Putting effort without reward is pointless. You're american, you can appreciate that, right?

Why work if your not gonna make paper? For love? No. To get the car, the girl, the moolah.

If there are things that you enjoy that are out of your reach, you still have a reason to live, work to make them within your reach and then do them.

Aww, widdle btard thinks his wee wee is bigger than mine.

I fuck like a porn star, son.

It's easy when you're young. Friends don't wanna roadtrip, they wanna watch hockey and deal with their ball and chain.

Theme parks are for families when you hit my age

Bitch we all been tryin here, but this sad sack clearly isn’t depressed. He’s just a toxic, obstinate asshole fishing for special snowflake status.

Right up your asshole?

Make a ROM hack of a school shooting.
I'm going to do a second one.

Obviously its not only that.
Its also loving you.
and what you're doing.
loving every small thing in your live could lead you to love your whole life

I'd like to see you try you stupid motherfucker.