Watch Dexter

>watch Dexter
>stop after 20 minutes because Debra is too fucking ugly

i was so sad she didn't show her sexy little titties i found her adorable

i had to laugh when she slept through her alarm, woke up late and snarled "cock SUCK MOTHERFUCK." did she have Tourette's or something?

also, OP: not many shows are made with the intention of making you want to fuck the main character's sister.

wait until you reach the incest subplot

>watch Dexter
>drop after season 2 because everything after sucks

show could have literally been a str8 tenner if they hadn't cast that hideous 10 year old boy lookin ass. why is this allowed?

debra is cute. The cursing is abhorrent though. it adds nothing to the character.

does he put the baby gravy in her or is it just stupid teasing

season 4 > season 1/2 >>>>> rest

>when your a kid and your stunt double is a 40 year old

>when your a memer memeing memes

S2 really came too early imo. That should've been like the 2nd to last season, with the last season of him getting caught.
Too bad they fucked it up

No the show was destined to be terrible.

>Quirky Asian lab guy
>Hispanic lady
>Speech impediment hispanic guy
>Quinn

All these characters felt like the parent characters in any kids show. Just given lines to keep the barely needed actors around. Only Doakes felt important, both to the plot and Dexter as a character.

It memes itself

Shes CUUUUTE

Deb is a cutie.
My ex looks exactly like her.

omfg I forgot how awful this show was. It's like the NCIS of cable television.

I really did find this actress hideous. That face is JUST ayylmao tier.

>Speech impediment hispanic guy

he was useless for having so much screen time. At least the Asian guy had limited screen time and was occasionally funny

God the last season was such a pile of fuckery
anyone got the one where hes standing in the window watching a guy then hes like "omg I dont know how he spotted me"

She looks like a slightly deformed MEW

yeah true but with a better body, well if you like thinness and thigh gap.

She was actually adorable-ish in the earlier seasons.
Then they made her look like a dyke

>slightly deformed
>slightly

all those characters wasn't meant to fill important roles and didn't get much screen time, it is pretty much all about dexter, and then that hideous boy who overacts and makes me want to kms. and he really was an interesting character and and played super well, dexter, at least the first few seasons.

all the characters were okay in the first seasons when they were basically props for dexter, debs and doakes. it wasn't until the later seasons when the show was full of their shitty B plots that it started to get unbearable.

>yeah true but with a better body, well if you like thinness and thigh gap.

that's a funny way to write pre teen boys.

Yeah, Masuka was the least annoying with his little screentime. Except that's almost worse since, in the books, Dexter feels like Masuka is a kindred spirit who's also pretending to be a normal person. Dexter/Doakes/Masuka should've been the holy trinity of this show.

If the writing in general didn't get so shit, I'd assume the other actors pulled some union shit. It was like watching the parents from Boy Meets World have their own subplot.

Your melanin percentage is shoing

>DUDE FIT WOMEN ARE BOYS LMAO
I wish this THICC nigger meme would end

deb was cute as fuck. I waited that whole series for her or LaGuerta to get naked and it never happened...fucking faggots

KEK, there's nothing fit about being a walking twig
pic related, it's real fit

I didn't know Sup Forums had such a shit taste in women.
I bet you think Maisie Williams is attractive.

not even a nigger, i haven't fallen for the THICC meme, but i'm not into small boys/old man looking bodies on girls either, she literally looks masculine, her face too. yuck.

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I never finished Dexter. I might just watch the last season for laughs now. This looks awful.

>I never finished Dexter.
I doubt anyone did.

well thats a dumb statement

your dumb, faggot

Did anyone actually finish it? I gave up during the fucking godawful Colin Hanks season.

Gave up after Rita died. best decision tebehe.

Well, I didn't finish it. Debra got too annoying at some point.

God tier timing user. You chose the objectively best time to drop the series. Season 3 was shit but 4 makes it worth it. There is nothing of value after that.

Are you serious OP? She was the only reason I kept watching. The season with Titus Pullo was alright.

I love Dexter in its entirety (yes, I even enjoyed PARTS of the lousier seasons) but I gotta say, upon my 2nd rewatch of the whole thing, I straight up skipped every scene with Deb that didn't directly affect the plot. And you know what? It made the show better. So so much better. Dexter didn't need a naggy bitch sister breathing down his neck for viewers to feel tension over whether or not he would get caught; her character served no purpose but to fuck things up and be annoying.

This thread makes me sad. I actually really liked Deb and her overly emotive self. I thought it made a good counter balance to Dexter's coldness

she literally cried or where on the brink of crying like every other scene. what a cringefest to watch desu.

did they fug :DDDD

That said, she did almost take Dexter to the bone zone though.

I get that she's not very classically attractive, but I don't understand the folks calling her ugly outright.

Memes and shitposting. Many of us won't have the privilege of spending a lifetime next to a girl this cute.

Nah, I'm with you user. Dexter is a great character study, and Deb acts as a good foil.

Same. I dropped it in the middle of the last season. Incest subplot was completely out of character and retarded.

WHAT THE FUCKIN SHIT DEX HOW THEY FUCK DO THEY NOT LIKE ME FUCK

I thought she was really hot in her officer blues in season 1.

Also loved that Season 1 was really darkly funny. The show got serious after season 1, and when doaks dies it takes a step down, and after rita dies its really bad.

>Debra
>Ugly
You gay or something?

Dex drops the ball hard, thinks it's wrong or something, and goes for different more fucked up chick.

Debra was cute. They should have done the incest plotline a lot earlier in the show while both actors were younger and more attractive.

>DUDE CUTE GIRL SWEARING LMAO

OPEN YOUR EYES AND LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID.

>you will never fuck Debra and Astor at the same time.

>Fuck Nuggets

I know a girl that looks like her (or Lagerta from Vikings, similar too). Has the same personality and drinks fucking lot. Once had to carry her home through the subway. She reached with hand and emergency stopped the escalator.

astor grew up has a big fat ass these days

Is this bad photoshoped?

Gonna need evidence on that pham

>Astor

I'm the 'quit after Rita died' fag. Who the fuck is Astor?

Astor was Rita's daughter. She grew up well.

Jesus Christ, I somehow erased this entire show from my mind. But not as much as Californication, I literally can't remember thing one about that fucking shitpile.

Rita's daughter with Jacob from lost

Yowza, that shape! Very sexy

I can. Addison Timlin's boobs.

dexter became obnoxious after season 5.

tfw you felt guilty every time astor was on screen

>TFW you didn't want dexter to kill the pedo that noticed Astor

i wanted dexter to train astor but instead he shipped her off and forgot about her
lame

I did for the lulz
It was not worth

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were the lulz not epic enough?

I've inly watched 1+2 and am still stuck in the middle of 3. Him having a family was a big mistake as he essentially turns from a cold hearted serial killrr in the first season to a whiny crybaby. Dropped it because I don't think it gets better with this Miguel or whatever his name is.

>that feel when no constantly swearing cop sister that likes to visit you and have steaks and beer
>that feel when your actual sister has the personality of a doorknob
>that feel when Debra will never be your sister

got any pics of your sisters pusy?

negative

They should've gone further with the incest and scrapped that crazy bitch he hooked up with later in the series.
Debra was a cute i loved how cras and real she acted.

what about just her face then

Yes, but I'm not posting that shit and having you niggers doxx us.

She knows it and works hard on her body as a result though so I have to respect her.

her face is really tall so having that angle and the bangs really help

I still find her attractive anyways though

Not giving your sister up to angry neets might be best decision you ever made

pls i just want to jerk off

it's more about covering my own ass than anything

you could just browse the porn boards and find women that are more attractive than her though

But I do

Season 3 had redeeming parts, and I enjoyed s5, even if the new writers made it more like veronica mars than dexter

I want to take a big fat stinking shit in that potty mouth of hers

Season 4 is pretty good, but after that it goes to shit.

This show only had one season and that is the reason why we all want so much more of it. It is the reason we could all imagine what if but it ended perfectly and didn't really need any more than what we got.

RATE MY RATING.

S1 > S4 > S2 > S5 > S7 > S3 > S6 > S8

S5 and S6 are super filler tier on that note.

homo