The chromosome books my school loans students are loaded up with spyware that sends a report of my search history to my...

The chromosome books my school loans students are loaded up with spyware that sends a report of my search history to my mom and school administrators.

So Sup Forums whats the weirdest shit I can google that will really fuck with their heads?

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How to purchase slaves

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CP

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Done

how to lure children to my rape dungeon

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kek

Good one, done.

institutionalized survellience and you - how “keeping you safe” is an excuse to try to figure you out in such detail that you can be predicted, mislead and the totality of your productive output can be acquired in exchange for minimal compensation - a beginners guide

lots of searching about freeware stegenography utils and deniable encryption schemes. bonus points for searches about cd/usb booting tails

Is KY Jelly safe for dogs?

Health benifits of eating human flesh

Forums for people who enjoy beating dogs

Dating a girl under the age of 13 pros/cons

How to get a dolphin to let me fuck it

how to tell people when a person in authority touches you

the more people on the distribution list the better

So not only does my school collect search histories of students, but they have installed an extension that allows them to log keystrokes and, personally my favorite part, precise location data.

Thanks, I lold

Topkek, done

>institutionalized surveillance and you 200 - modern digital advertising

ive never looked up gps spoofing but it would be a hilarious (likely illegal FCC wise) amateur radio project to get the laptop registering how you fly around the world each night

well if google has said their endgame is knowing what you want before you do, whats the next step to that? i would love some benevolence from that omniscience but corporations are psychopaths

you shoud log into Sup Forums

please Sup Forums at this point is more tame than liveleak, worldstar, revengeporn or wikileaks

As far as i can tell it determines its location based on aggregated wifi network data, google basically knows what wifi networks are around me and uses that, in my house it is accurate to about 20 feet

install tor client, do nothing with it,

install multiple bit torrent clients, do nothing with them

download metasploit/kali iso, do nothing with it

search "index of upload converting img tag in page url" on duckduckgo with safe search off

you will know if they know that you searched it, trust me ;)

Serch up How to be a Drug Dealer.

how to make pipebomb

its running chrome os, and they have this shit so locked down you can't even install extensions or themes

search "index of upload converting img tag in page url" on duckduckgo with safe search off then

YOU WILL KNOW IF THEY KNOW

grams to quarter pounds or something would be more convincing

oh Christ

;)
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How about "cooking blu meth walter white style"

>"bugs bunny"!!?

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Oh. How to hack into my system administrators cpu and install spyware to track what they are doing?

>Oh. How to hack into my system administrators cpu
Get out. A CPU can't be hacked, but a computer can.

Hey its late. Im just making pankackes at 130am

I've already been suspended once for allegedly hacking into a school server :)

Noice

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blood sources

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I got one. Where to buy condoms and how to become a condom dealer at school.

So lame its funny feels like I am 16 again

sort of... ask intel about tpm and their management engine

Perks of knowing somebody who did that.

I used to google stomas, animal fetuses, and surgery pictures on the school Ipads I would just take one that wasn't assigned to me google it leave it on the most fucked one in image view. Calculus teacher was sooooo fucking pissed
and I would just kek when she would say one of you is looking up stuff you shouldn't be everyday until she just stopped using the Ipads all together.