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1st for only posers and those with baby ears don't like $lamZ

fuck off wigger

slamposting was the best thing that could happen to this meme gallore of a general

FEAR OF DEATH IS NOTHING BUT AN OBSTACLE FOR THE PERFECT STRIKE

djent

just posted this in the last thread but it fucking died so I'm shilling it again

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beatdown > slam

median age of this thread: 15

Anyone else just bored of metal? The genre's gotten stale as fuck, with the only innovations being gimmicky shit instead of real innovations.

it's 14 now thanks to you

AND HE CALLS MY NAME
FIRST A WHISPERING THEN LOUDER
AND HE WANTS ME TO FOLLOW

*tips fedora*
I'm sorry you hate fun and can't handle actual brutality in your metal.

$LAMZ
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Fuck off hardcore crybaby. Beatdown is even lamer than Slamming Deathcore and that's saying something.

AND TO ENTER
THE ETERNAL
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAHHHHAAARRRRGH

WOMAAAN
OF DARK
DEEEESIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

how does that saw works

Very carefully

>that one time when Quorthon mixed BM and thrash with the absolute epic feel of his viking metal era

Dangerously close to overdosing on memes

We overdosed a long time ago, it's just been meme ever since every thread.

I do it to keep the thread alive and for visibility, since almost everyone's gone to /nbbmn/

it's a pizza cutter

>that Royksopp cover in the end
Seriously what were they thinking

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I love Moonsorrow

Literary the best track on the album

PULSE OF PURE METAL INFINITY
MASTER CONTROL MACHINERY

DEPEND SLAMB MEAL :DDDDDD

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Halt! I hear you're selling illegal slams here?

Hey, I'm a cop. Beat it before I haul you in.

Lemme get an 8th of slams

thoughts on nu metal?

Is this his best album so far?

I'm not angry about it's existence anymore but it's still shit.

Fuck, I never quite got into Accept because of that ridiculous album cover. Catching up on it now. I love how they can give a central role to vocals youtu.be/caMNrAWheSM

>tfw the trauma from this genre has finally healed
Not that long ago I tried to go on a nu-metal nostalgia trip, and I set my expectations really low for it. Like, I was completely prepared to contradict the opinion of the majority. But even then what I heard was still irredeemably shit.
It's such a garbage genre, you can tell people weren't even trying. They were only there to hop on every trend and get on MTV. Absolute AWFUL rapping, AWFUL guitars, disgusting production… And it has aged like milk, too,w ith all its gimmicks like record scratches etc.
This is one of the few genres where honestly I can say people had virtually no talent whatsoever. It makes glam look good.

I tried listening to some nu-meal for the heck of it fairly recently too but I couldn't even ironically enjoy it, it's just so completely shit, all of it.

Yep, my thoughts exactly. I didn't know the bar was set THAT low for nu-metal. I expected at least catchy hooks or something, or a fun riff here and there… But it's just so boring, amateur and bland, it makes you wonder who even bought that garbage.

>it makes you wonder who even bought that garbage
Literally 12 year olds. Kids who would play Need for Speed or Call of Duty after school.

what type of meatl does she listen to bois?

Women don't listen to metal.

>he doesnt know

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WIGGER SCENE KIDS PLEASE LEAVE THE HALL

>WIGGER
A bit racist.

You will embrace slam or you will be slammed

What is the Crawling of metal?

is that dmshareguy

I dunno if this counts as nu-metal but it's not awful

youtu.be/mym3QLk_FLI

yes

Spinal Tap, but about a death metal band

Would you watch?

EAT VIRGIN'S HEART
WARM AND SWEET
DESTROY THE UNBORN HOLY MEAT

>"I showed you my dick please answer me"

That's basically metalocalypse

okay how about a black metal band instead

that you could do and I think it would work really well considering a lot of black metal bands take themselves way too seriously

what band is this agian?

are these metal edits of donald duck comics archived anywhere?
i remember there's a few, like that one where the ducks find an idol that looks like the Under the Sign of the Black Mark cover

NONE CAN HARM US NOT THEIR FIRE IRON OR STEEL
FOR WE HAVE THE WILL TO POWER
WITH POWER WE WILL KILL
KILL WITH POWER
DIE DIE
KILL WITH POWER
DIE DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEAAAHH

i cant scream for shit what do?

THE FIREBALL WOULD DIM THE SUN
PROMISING DEATH IN ITS CRUELEST FORM

HE WAS A YOUNG MAN
A YOUNG MAN OF THE STREETS
BORN TO FIGHT
BORN TO FIGHT AND NOT TO WIN
HIS LIFE WAS EMPTY SINCE HE WAS BORN
CRASHED DOWN IN HARLEM IT'S HARD TO WIN

HE WAS BORN TO FIGHT
NOW HE'S RUNNING WILD
CAN YOU HEAR HIM SCREAM?

make atmoshit

Im seeing Taake in norway in a few weeks. Ive never seen them live or been to norway. Whay should i expect crowd wise?

WHAT ARE YE BLASTIN
on my first listen of this, its kind of underwhelming so far. Second half seems far cooler than the opening. Also songs with church organ are cool af

grunt or rasp into a mic and distort the fuck out of it

Practice

eh, are they trying to be more bluesy...I'll stick with their 1st 4 including "supercoven"

Each tendon muscle rippling
She drink my sove with greed
She fuck my helpless body and she just raise the speed
She let her wet tongue roll I gasp and can't control
She is hot and drives me wild and still she is open wide

yep

storm son is good too

Roman salutes and pride.

Hey everyone, I want to get into metal but I don't know what's good. I'm aware that 95% of everything in a given musical genre is trash, so I'm looking for that golden 5%. I'm a musician myself, so I'm really appreciative of artful composition and a solid melody line.

Led Zeppelin is my favorite band, and I've been listening to Windhand, Scale the Summit, and Amon Amarth. I'm liking what I hear so far, but in general I'm just not a fan of screeching or growling vocals. Can anyone recommend some good shit based on my interests? Cheers.

>not a fan of screeching or growling vocals
Give up.
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lurk more kid

>I want to get into metal
What do you think Metal is?

Yes start here
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I dunno man, I'm trying to find out. Led Zeppelin opened the way, so I'm seeing what's down the road.

That's some good shit.

BLACK SABBATH every album with Ozzy and Dio
DANZIG first four albums

What I wanna know is how the fuck is system of a down classified as nu metal. Its avant garde if anything.

they've been playing glorified buttrock for over a decade

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The smell of fresh bait in the air...not even worth casting a (you)

(You)
How does that make you feel?

Mostly great albums

who /glam/ here?

Helloween in space youtu.be/eZdj8efO_hQ

whatever her current bf is listening too

listen more to early Impetigo, try to copy

REST IN PEEEEEEEEACE
NO RE
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORSE

That's sick.

maybe people mistook the verses in Chop Suey as rapping and thought it was their only song
this is how normies usually assign genres

Thats a trans? And you're proud you know that?

>nothing is real but the way that i feel
>and i feel like going
>down, down, down, down

been a while friends

Liked it, pretty much

also i'm surprised by the fact that the album is in E tuning, standard

>listening to Dio, lvl 80 wizard
Lord she's handsome as she flows across the floor
Nothing I've seen in my life has ever pleased me more
She's got the look of freedom, and it makes you think she's wild
But I can see right through it all, it's the way to have a child

Thoughts on the new one?

>when you scan some good stuff