Jackie Chan wins an oscar
Other urls found in this thread:
youtube.com
youtube.com
twitter.com
His posts are always so genuinely cheerful. It's the one thing I enjoy about normiebook.
He smokes cigarettes and drinks alcohol and is an abuser of women and supports communist china do your best :)
So basically he's not a cuck like you
Based Jackie
>smokes and drinks
Are you a soccer mom or something?
B A S E D
How the fuck is he even still alive?
Trump turned this place into a bunch of church ladies.
>honorary oscar
That statue means less and less every year.
It's actually an governor's academy award. It's not an actual oscar.
>le no drink or smoke board
Imagine being a permavirgin and then trying to be an even bigger permavirgin. Men who don't drink and smoke are fucking pussies.
he's been so fit his whole life he's going to be like one of those 19th/20th century laborers that can live to be 90 even though they smoke and drink every fucking day.
also chinese have a culture that submissive or obedient and anti-individualist, their entire history has been authoritarian. I'm not saying their form of 'communism' is good or that marx's communism is good, I don't think that shit ever works. but I just have a hard time seeing the chinese develop a sense of liberty. so of course he's going to favor his culture which in turn in a sense favors communism, or at the least some form of authoritarianism that would be seen as extreme to the west.
>Don't Drink
>Don't smoke
>weigh 300lbs
>Die of heart disease before Jackie Chan who literally broke every bone in his body including has skull
The ironings would be palpable.
What I don't get is why so many conservatives are boring prudish fucks that you'd never see in a pub having a few pints. I mean the other fags can get grating but I could see myself having a few drinks with one of'em. Not these fags tho.
The believe that Jesus will cut off their nuts if they touch alcohol.
He drank wine at the most important ceremony of His life. His first miracle was turning water into wine. Jesus liked to drink.
Then why call it an oscar?
It keeps losing it's prestige the more they hand them out. It's becoming a golden globe
>start drinking and smoking coz Sup Forums told me too
WTF I love Jacky Chan now
Don't let them know, they don't actually read the bible. They just let some old white man brainwash them every weekend.
No you fag, start drinking and smoking to not be a boring uninteresting weird fuck
>why call it an oscar?
Oscar is colloquial name for an Academy Award. There is no such thing as an 'Oscar' and the Academy can give out awards to whoever they like.
didn't he get named in the panama papers?
i'm 100% sure he did.
You think he liked working with Owen Wilson more or Chris Tucker?
Make up your mind, first you say it is
Then you say it isn't
Now you say it is again..
It means jack shit desu, Brando was right all along
Jesus traveled with whores, fishermen, outcasts, etc. and he liked himself wine. Because while He is God, he is also a man and does indulge in earthly pleasures. He could probably tell a joke too, which these fags couldn't if it saved their lives. American ''''Christianity'''' is weird and stupid.
Neither, he hates American Comedians and wants to be the Chinese De Niro.
Which do you think he hated less?
I'm not OP fucktard.
>Brando was right all along
Brando was the first of the fedoramen.
Probably Owen Wilson.
Have you seen Christ Tucker?
That nigger is annoying on his best day.
Tucker, he probably hated the cowboy
>Bring Jackie Chan to America
>Pump out shitty movies with him non-stop
>Bump him all the way down to direct to video Disney trash
>Eventually discard him like a used tissue
>He goes back home and continues making shitty movies
>Give him the most coveted trophy in the land as a participation award
He was the first to see it for what it is
And you're in the long line of knee padded ass licking plebs who fell for the ruse.
Congratulations, here's your award
What are your favorite Jackie Chan kinos?
>Police Story
>Fearless Hyena
>Armour of God
for me
holy fuck
and people thought eating real bear deserved an oscar
Deserved one more than half of the hacks awarded.
Drinking is fine, but smoking is fucking retarded. Its throwing money away for no effect. At least drinking gets you drunk, smoking just fucks with your lungs.
>He goes back home and continues making shitty movies
I felt like he went back to China and started making movies like Little Big Soldier and 1911. but I could have my timeline all fucked up. But it was really like a concerted effort to make up for the american movies he was involved in that wouldn't let him do any of the shit that made his movies great.
You don't have to be a chainsmoker negro.
Those movies are still bad, they're just a big step up from The Spy Next Door.
Taiwan and Hong Kong are democracies that've proven to work and in many ways they out perform China, well Hong Kong is losing it as it is inevitable from the day UK handed over it, a free and democratic China is possible, however that is an unlikely senario, their economy is blooming and it's people "happy", no reason for rebellion or change of system.
no one in China likes him
>this is what Sup Forums does to retards
please get out of the house once in awhile
I never mentioned Sup Forums. You seem triggered.
everytime i read that on a day i didn't do my best i feel disappointed in myself
Everyone that doesn't use Sup Forums is officially a pussy whose tiny penis will continue to retreat into their bladder as they rush to be as faggot as possible to continue being an angsty contrarian
The rest of Sup Forums is so fucking weak, Sup Forums is one of the few boards that still feels like Sup Forums, not reddit without upvotes
How many women are going to commit suicide when you announce your married?
fuck off Sup Forums you're a bunch of brainwashed retards who think you're special but you're all literally normiecore retards on the autism spectrum
who the fuck marries nowadays
why? He should have won it back when it meant something and he was at his peak
Not you that's for sure.
>all these buzzwords
Stupid people love their repeated phrases
Stronger together ;)
kek
Around the World in 80 Days
the tuxedo
Shanghai Knights
>everyone is stupid but me I'm so clever xD
Come back when your balls have dropped
Not sure, actually. I doubt I find a reason to do so, marriage is just a symbol for a deeper bond and "now i really hope we will stay forever" which I don't need as I feel confident and secure regardless of that.
I don't really care or mind people who do, the Chinese way is better for being way cheaper, though. Unless I'm invited, then I sure as fuck want some food. But I doubt anyone I know will marry... probably will, though. The more people grow older and don't have confidence or so in it, the more they want something steady. Of course's there's lots of other reasons to marry as well, though.
Was that even supposed to be a joke, nowadays it is very much more common to just not marry and instead simply have a relationship. It was more vague than anything.
>inb4 autist didnt get the joke
It was just pretty indifferent
I'm not clever but I am certain, going by your posts, that I am much more intelligent than you at least ;)
Only a moron will attack intelligence to get you down to their level of argument
>being this mad at a gif
this is proper virgin behaviour.
if your personality at all is based around either of these 2 things you are either autistic or b&
Wew lads, a genuine autist on our board. And you, don't worry about relationships and marriage and financial issues, they all go away when you open your LEGO set.
It is an overlap. I never met a dude who didn't drink or smoke and wasn't a boring faggot.
>he has to rely on drinking and smoking to not be boring uninteresting weird fuck
I'm not a genuine autitst, I was just preparing for the comments that'd follow cuz I "didnt get the joke" or am assblasted about something I simply do not care about.
I did, however, care about randomly being more personal in this fuckfest thread, just because it's a better conversation than what half of the posts here led to.
Jackie Chan isn't well-liked by most Chinese. I don't know how Hong Kong or Taiwan thinks about him, but the people living in China mostly just dislike him. I'm sure the opinion is different when you talk about the movies itself, him as an actor, talk to children, or any of that.
But as
pointed out, it's one of the few reasons he is not well-liked there.
are u chinese
Thankfully, I'm not
>dat scene when he props himself with a broken spear to keep standing and fighting
k, it's tendies time mummy is calling. such a clever boy
do you despise china
of course they don't, he lived the capitalist dream
What the fuck are you talking about? I know plenty of conservative christian Americans that drink and smoke.
/r/The_Donald and Sup Forums are completely interchangeable dude.
you feel so secure in your choices that you feel compelled to justify yourself to anonymous strangers
I'm confused as well, I live in a christian country and smoking and drinking is like a goddamn hobby around here.
no
yes
You're confused people do things they like and are addictive?
what?
You don't really get people do you?
You don't really get people do you?
Literally based
Are you daft user? People like to drink and smoke. Those things are addictive. pit 2 and 2 together you stupid jackass
Still better than Hillary turning everyone into babies
what?
He's also a drug dealer and a boss of the triads. He even murdered two journalists who investigated about it.
>eww a celebrity who likes spreading cheerfulness and positivity!
>heh I know, I'll dig up all the dirt I can on him and try to shit all over his legacy because I'm a cynical faggot who must try and bring everyone down to my level and hold everyone to a ridiculously high standard where they are not allowed to make mistakes and when they do I'll call them bad people and hypocrites hehe
kys
What!?
this
Underrated: youtube.com
Baller as fuck.
Jackie is literally Chinese Frank Sinatra and LaMotta. Holy shet
N-NANI!?
Why did Jackie Chan get an Oscar already, when all the other Oscar nominations will be announced in late January?
cuz he's jackie chan
>abuser of women
sounds like you're just adding random shit to that list, give proof
I see no problems here. Jackie is my comrade.
>comrade
kys with a helicopter ride
> tfw I broke six fingers, my spine two toes, orbital sockets, both thumbs. I have to think my lifestyle choices. Also am alcoholic and smoker
>abuser of women
now i'm just imagining him smacking up his bitches like the drunken master