A man walks into a bar

a man walks into a bar...

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.... and fucks your sloppily drunk mom in the toilets

>a baby seal walks into a club

Orders his aston martini and gets out barely shaken, not stirred

He's an alcohol and it's ruining his family

A bar walks into a man. . .

"What'll it be?"

"set me up with some trips."

"here ya go homah'"

"Mooooeeee! this is dubs!"

"Here's the 411 folks..."

"sorry, here homah"

"Doh!"

>guys, i found... a bugged online store

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And asks where the whores are at

Ow my ankle!

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walks a man into a bar. . .

underrated. Doh

"It's dübs, from Sweden!"

"OOooo...Fancy."

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Stop posting this in every thread you fucking faggot.

Lold

.. And its a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Well, would ya look at that? That's really nice! Where'd you get it"?
"Africa" the parrot said.

>I'm looking for a friend, last name Butts. First name Seymour.

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and everybody knows his name.

The man approaches the bartender and makes a bet: "I'll bet you $1,000 that I can put a shot glass at one end of your bar and piss into it from the other end of the bar without spilling a drop."

The bartender laughs and says, "You're crazy, but you're on."

The man positions a shot glass on one end, walks to the other end and unzips his fly. He then pisses everywhere -- all over the walls, over the bar top, all over the bottles of booze, and all over the bartender. The bartender roars with laughter and tells the man to pay up.

The guy pays up, laughing and smiling, too.

"What are you smiling at?" asks the bartender. "You just lost $1,000!"

"Well, you see that guy over there crying? Before we came in, I bet him $10,000 that I could piss all over your bar, your walls, your liquor AND you, and not only would you not be mad -- you would laugh hysterically about it!"

D'oh

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We-wa-ait just a min-min *hic* there...

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Hello old Sup Forums

Stop replying to him you even bigger faggot!